Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
napsgear
genezapharmateuticals
domestic-supply
puritysourcelabs
UGL OZ
UGFREAK
napsgeargenezapharmateuticals domestic-supplypuritysourcelabsUGL OZUGFREAK

Calveless

  • Thread starter Thread starter Walter Szczerbiak
  • Start date Start date
calveless wonder said:
i saw the cavs knicks summer league game yesterday. that boy hickson can play


yeh i missed it, I heard he was beastin though... not really expecting to much from him this season
 
Walter Szczerbiak said:
yeh i missed it, I heard he was beastin though... not really expecting to much from him this season


Cause you'll still be reeling from the Browns superbowl win, right?
 
Walter Szczerbiak said:
same ole

found a new gal
been layin low


howz florida

oh yeah? You back to bartendin or what?

figured a dude like you would be staying single

life is kinda wack right now. back to being a poor college student for the time bein. trying to make moves so i can transfer to U of florida by spring semester or next summer
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Cause you'll still be reeling from the Browns superbowl win, right?

fuck off. the browns are legit.

i dont know how you cant root for a team that has been terrible for so long in recent history, almost never makes the playoffs and then got their team stolen. to see a time like that come up is good shit
 
dude i wish i was really rich, like multi milly rich.. i would fly u guys out to clev and take you to a browns game just to show u how much of a cocky asshole fan i am
 
Walter Szczerbiak said:
dude i wish i was really rich, like multi milly rich.. i would fly u guys out to clev and take you to a browns game just to show u how much of a cocky asshole fan i am

lol...nice. always fun to be belligerent as fuck at sporting events

i bet the cleveland cinci and steelers games get nasty.

kinda like jets dolphins games. even when they suck (like last year) there's fights and shit all the time.

wasnt it a browns fan that ran on the field and got body slammed by a steeler? lololololol

i gotta find that youtube clip
 
calveless wonder said:
oh yeah? You back to bartendin or what?

figured a dude like you would be staying single

life is kinda wack right now. back to being a poor college student for the time bein. trying to make moves so i can transfer to U of florida by spring semester or next summer


nope, i'm still doing the morg consultant thing


so you wanna be a gayturd huh.... that sux
 
hey puddles, jus wonderin, do you get Oklahoma channels out in Portland lololololollol
 
gator girls are hot and slutty and everyone is wasted 24/7. plus UF Is a really good school. soon i'll be too old to be smashing college whores

probably not much different than OSU minus the blizzards lolololol
 
calveless wonder said:
fuck off. the browns are legit.



lol d00d, I'd be stoked if the Browns did something this year. I am not a Browns hater, for years I've used them in franchise mode on Madden. I used the Saints my first time playing franchise years back and I got fired as coach. I had to take on another team, there were 3 options, I took the Browns. Had some rough seasons but was able to turn them around and after awhile they grew on me. Now I use them every new Madden game. Hell, I even have have 3 Cleveland Browns jerseys sitting 5 feet away from me. Edwards, Droughns, Northcutt. I hope the Browns do well, you've got a Portland Oregon QB as your starter. Holy shit my ambien is kicking inm.
 
actually down in columbus it really doesn't get more than a inch or two of snow at a time, it still gets cold though

might be seeing a Tebow - Buckeye nat champ game this year
 
PuddleMonkey said:
lol d00d, I'd be stoked if the Browns did something this year. I am not a Browns hater, for years I've used them in franchise mode on Madden. I used the Saints my first time playing franchise years back and I got fired as coach. I had to take on another team, there were 3 options, I took the Browns. Had some rough seasons but was able to turn them around and after awhile they grew on me. Now I use them every new Madden game. Hell, I even have have 3 Cleveland Browns jerseys sitting 5 feet away from me. Edwards, Droughns, Northcutt. I hope the Browns do well, you've got a Portland Oregon QB as your starter. Holy shit my ambien is kicking inm.

that's me and the buffalo bills. i'm so good at madden amongst my friends, that they have to handicap my team to maek it fair. i would bet cash on games with my friends and win all the time.

so they designated me the bills. pretty much top 3 worst team in the game

somehow i turned JP losman into joe montana. and lee evans into jerry rice lolol
 
Walter Szczerbiak said:
actually down in columbus it really doesn't get more than a inch or two of snow at a time, it still gets cold though

might be seeing a Tebow - Buckeye nat champ game this year

my boy told me a funny story about tebow throwing up all over the bar(the actual bar) he bartends at in gainesville. apparently he's a religious freak too, still a virgin and doesnt fuck. but he gets brains lololollolol

wtf

I wonder if tebow will make it in the NFL. i dont think he's gonna be able to bull people over like he does in college.

oh, and UF will never make it to the BCS unless they get some players that can play defense. that defense fuckin sucked last year big time
 
Walter Szczerbiak said:
hey puddles, jus wonderin, do you get Oklahoma channels out in Portland lololololollol


my pills are makng it hard fr me to function..why would we have oklahomo chennels out here/.
 
Tebow won't get drafted, Florida doesn't run any NFL style offense, if he does it will be for 1 year development then he'll get dropped just like Krenzel
 
PuddleMonkey said:
i hotta quit fod thrnight5t

hey chickenfucker, you noticed my karma has been growing? I've doubled my karma 4 times already (mostly thanks to spain in the euro cup).

im saving up to own you. those little crap bets you won will seem like chump change
 
Walter Szczerbiak said:
calve, why havn't you re-up'd your plat status?

cause i spend all my money on other shit. mostly alcohol, drugs, clothes and xbox games lol. and poker

i havent worked in 3 months and was living on my savings from when i made loot earlier in the year. now im broke again

needtogetoffmyass
 
Walter Szczerbiak said:
did you file for unemployement?

no. can't when you're an independent contractor.

i've been a w2 employee for like maybe 4-5 months out of the last 3 years.

fuck it, i already decided im gonna go back to my old job but i have to rebuild my pipeline. so i'm gonna work some bullshit job for 2 months just to pay the bills and put some aside for when i go back to my old job.

they pay salary + commission but they wont put me back on salary for at least 2 months of being back
 
match.com??? wtf is that a internet dating? how effective is this


btw, i'm not impressed
 
Walter Szczerbiak said:
match.com??? wtf is that a internet dating? how effective is this


btw, i'm not impressed

yeah dude. don't knock it till you try it. you'd be surprised at the amount of hot bitches on there (yeah, there are a bunch of ugly and average wimminz but its like real life). lots of girls on there that are not into the bar/club scene but are still good looking that you'd probably never meet otherwise.

1.) it's easy. like hunting fish with dynamite
2.)you already know kinda what the broad is into. by the tiem you talk to them on the phone you can get a feel if they're batshit crazy or not
3.) they already know you're there to hit on them

i dont think its all a person should use, but fuck its so easy and cheap. here...
if i go out to meet girls, i probably end up spending 100 bucks on drinks for myself and then have to run game blah blah blah...maybe take them out later. not a cost/time effective method

plus most of the guys on there are chumps. some decent photos and a profile and you dont even have to do any work.

not impressed with what, online dating?
 
not impressed meaning, i seen pics of you, you're good looking, why the fuck are you going online to find azz?
 
Walter Szczerbiak said:
not impressed meaning, i seen pics of you, you're good looking, why the fuck are you going online to find azz?


oh word.
read above nig.

wulfgar does the same shit. so does clockwork (now).

like i said, i still go out for broads but it just increases the odds.

i should dig up some pics, i think you'd change your mind
 
calveless wonder said:
lololol! looks like a little ewok. badass little nig

btw suppppppppp nig?


doin alright.. workin all day, having kickbacks each night. It has been ridiculously hot here and i can't force myself to eat that much. I've dropped like 4-5 lbs in the last couple weeks which is pretty lame, but I look ripped which is pretty cool.

Summer here is like it's own little club and I've been meeting a lot of new peeps, so I am loving that. Something weird is going on with me though; I have brought back 3 girls in the last two weeks just out of habit, but then I have 0 desire to do anything with them and I just end up watching tv or listening to music with them. I wonder if they think I'm :rainbow: ??? really more like asexual though
 
calveless wonder said:
lolololol owned!!!

walter and nimbus are greatbro wingmenz

No worries cw I am sure I will be his target to pick on today after that comment. He may not bust your balls as much today.
 
silverstar1025 said:
No worries cw I am sure I will be his target to pick on today after that comment. He may not bust your balls as much today.

its why he spends 16 hours a day coming up with jokes

no laughy no punani

(so much for him not busting my balls today)
 
calveless wonder said:
i havent worked in 3 months and was living on my savings from when i made loot earlier in the year. now im broke again

s


I know how it feels to wake up fucked up
Pockets broke as hell, another rock to sell
People look at you like you's the user
Selling drugs to all the losers mad Buddha abuser
But they don't know about the stress-filled day
Baby on the way mad bills to pay
That's why you drink Tanqueray
 
joe_warner said:
I know how it feels to wake up fucked up
Pockets broke as hell, another rock to sell
People look at you like you's the user
Selling drugs to all the losers mad Buddha abuser
But they don't know about the stress-filled day
Baby on the way mad bills to pay
That's why you drink Tanqueray

whoever you are, you know my favorite song in the world
 
calveless wonder said:
blah...it's not letting me access the profiles of the girls i was talking to or messing with since my shit isnt active. found a few manually. not the best examples but still decent

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/71/03/65407103A.jpeg
http://pictures.match.com/pictures/74/18/64737418G.jpeg
http://pictures.match.com/pictures/60/30/57376030D.jpeg
http://i28.tinypic.com/111rx5c.jpg (girl on the right..dated for a month or so)


how much can you really tell from pictures though?

things like facial/body expressions, posture, swag, are just as important when it comes to looks imo... I'd be too scared
 
Walter Szczerbiak said:
how much can you really tell from pictures though?

things like facial/body expressions, posture, swag, are just as important when it comes to looks imo... I'd be too scared


And careful of the ones that just post head shots. No matter how cute they are, it usually means trouble, as I've found out the past couple weeks.
 
Walter Szczerbiak said:
how much can you really tell from pictures though?

things like facial/body expressions, posture, swag, are just as important when it comes to looks imo... I'd be too scared

gotta get a few pics.

plus when you get someone on the phone you get a pretty good feel for them. there's still a chance they'll look different, but by the time you meet up with them you basically know what to expect. the way someone carries themselves over the phone says alot about a person and you get a better insight into their personality
 
also, you can tell how good a girl is in bed just by how she sits in a chair... you know, when they naturally arch their back before they sit down and their ass sticks out naturally
 
Walter Szczerbiak said:
also, you can tell how good a girl is in bed just by how she sits in a chair... you know, when they naturally arch their back before they sit down and their ass sticks out naturally

lol true.

like i said, just another tool/avenue that's cheap and effective. i think if you use it as the only thing, then that's kinda wack and you don't really utilize certain skills/aspects of your personality and takes some of the fun of it...but if you go out, go to school or whatever, and then do the online thing..you should have a large group of good looking(and sometimes pretty cool) chicks to cherry pick from.
 
Walter Szczerbiak said:
also, you can tell how good a girl is in bed just by how she sits in a chair... you know, when they naturally arch their back before they sit down and their ass sticks out naturally

Seriously? Wow you guys really analyze women a lot. That is too funny. Not sure if that is true for all women though. I don't know how I sit in a chair, but my ass sticks out naturally no matter what I do because I have a lot of junk. lol
 
silverstar1025 said:
Seriously? Wow you guys really analyze women a lot. That is too funny. Not sure if that is true for all women though. I don't know how I sit in a chair, but my ass sticks out naturally no matter what I do because I have a lot of junk. lol
i have a natural arch in my lower back and lots of junk in my trunk. i know im good in bed but i didnt know that natural arch had anything to do with it.
 
Smurfy said:
i have a natural arch in my lower back and lots of junk in my trunk. i know im good in bed but i didnt know that natural arch had anything to do with it.

Yeah me either I just thought it meant I had a big ass. Hmmm so it's safe to say big ass girls are good in the sack??!
 
silverstar1025 said:
Yeah me either I just thought it meant I had a big ass. Hmmm so it's safe to say big ass girls are good in the sack??!
actually i think it has more to do with the natural arch in your lower back which translates to hip flexibility which means good movement in the sack (especially on top)
 
Smurfy said:
actually i think it has more to do with the natural arch in your lower back.

I think I have a natural arch in my lower back because it can't support my heavy ass.
 
silverstar1025 said:
I think I have a natural arch in my lower back because it can't support my heavy ass.
well if we go by your theory that your heavy ass weighs you down, then your hips would actually tilt to the front which would bring your ass in rather than them tilting back and your ass poking out. so i debunked your junk in the trunk thoery lol
 
Smurfy said:
well if we go by your theory that your heavy ass weighs you down, then your hips would actually tilt to the front which would bring your ass in rather than them tilting back and your ass poking out. so i debunked your junk in the trunk thoery lol

lol!! Do the bruthas like your junk?
 
silverstar1025 said:
lol!! Do the bruthas like your junk?
um black men cant get enough of me. no matter how fatty i get, too. they still love it. round booty, small waist, big boobs. you know the black guys have different standards than white boys.
 
calveless wonder said:
pics plz kthnx.

when i come back from class i expect them
here's a few (older) pics just to give you an example of what Im talking about. best I could do on short notice
LARAjuly14.jpg


LaraNYEve.jpg


p10100516pv6oc.jpg


41567side.jpg
 
Smurfy said:
here's a few (older) pics just to give you an example of what Im talking about. best I could do on short notice
LARAjuly14.jpg


LaraNYEve.jpg


p10100516pv6oc.jpg


41567side.jpg

Smurfy has a hot ass! :rainbow:
 
Ok here are my booty contributions. Maybe we are long lost sisters? :worried: ;)

mt9gn5.jpg


xbia0o.jpg
 
Top Bottom