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How do you know when it's time to do the dishes....?
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Look in your pants, if you have a penis, it's not that time
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samoth said:These post whore threads just keep getting worse and worse...
I bet they'd stay open longer if people posted something at least somewhat meaningful.
#569, good, meaningful info.
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a priest and a rabi are in front of a building. a boy walks by.
priest: you want to take that boy inside and fuck him?
Rabi: outta what?
priest: you want to take that boy inside and fuck him?
Rabi: outta what?
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All at once, 3 men die at the same time and go to heaven. There they meet St. Peter and het lets them on the occasion that 'NO matter what, they are to never step, sit, or touch a duck'.
As they walk in, they notice there are ducks all over the place. Of course right away, a guy steps on a duck. It starts to quack and all the ducks in heaven start quacking. St. Peter comes up to the guy and handcuffs and hideuously ugly woman to the man and tells that 'From the rest of eternity, they are paired together'
Upon seeing this, the other 2 men decide to take extra care. Now a fair amount of time passes, and sure enough, one of the guys steps on a duck, it starts quacking and then all the ducks in heaven start quacking. Once again St. Peter comes up and chains an ugly chick to the man and says 'From the rest of eternity, they are paired together'.
The last guy decides he's not going to risk it and he just sits down. A long amount of time passes and St. Peter comes up to this guy and walks him over to this incredibly hot woman. He handcuffs them together and says 'From the rest of eternity, they are paired together'.
Confused the man ask the woman what happened, she replies ' I don't know, all I did was step on a stupid duck'
As they walk in, they notice there are ducks all over the place. Of course right away, a guy steps on a duck. It starts to quack and all the ducks in heaven start quacking. St. Peter comes up to the guy and handcuffs and hideuously ugly woman to the man and tells that 'From the rest of eternity, they are paired together'
Upon seeing this, the other 2 men decide to take extra care. Now a fair amount of time passes, and sure enough, one of the guys steps on a duck, it starts quacking and then all the ducks in heaven start quacking. Once again St. Peter comes up and chains an ugly chick to the man and says 'From the rest of eternity, they are paired together'.
The last guy decides he's not going to risk it and he just sits down. A long amount of time passes and St. Peter comes up to this guy and walks him over to this incredibly hot woman. He handcuffs them together and says 'From the rest of eternity, they are paired together'.
Confused the man ask the woman what happened, she replies ' I don't know, all I did was step on a stupid duck'
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