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Calling out post whores
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goldenone said:
Snow's moving in now, 6 - 10 by morning. I hate snow.
for "K"
for K
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goldenone said:
Snow's falling here already.
boogieboard
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goldenone said:
I'll be working (ahem, at work) 12 hours.
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caution lap
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need some 
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me?Wootoom said:
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Wootoom said:
Sam I am
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This world is not what it seems
these beer balls are ruining my dreams
these beer balls are ruining my dreams
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Wootoom said:
Ever wonder how a toilet works? They're actually quite complicated. When the handle is pushed, water begins to fill the bowl. When the fluid level in the bowl rises above the top of the trap (behind the bowl), a weir-type flow begins. When the flow is fast enough, a bubble forms in the top of the trap creating a siphon. At that point, the siphon pulls the water out of the bowl and the toilet flushes.
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goldenone said:
nay
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:twoguns:
Guess that didn't work!!
Guess that didn't work!!
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I found this place from st3roidology.Wootoom said:
been lifting for over a year
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Sam_Trautman said:
welcome
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A girl walks into a Supermarket and buys
1 Bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving of a frozen dinner
Guy at the checkout stand checks her out and says "Single, are you?"
the girl flutters her eyelashes, smiles and replies.."How did you guess?"
He repiles, "Because you're fucking ugly".
1 Bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving of a frozen dinner
Guy at the checkout stand checks her out and says "Single, are you?"
the girl flutters her eyelashes, smiles and replies.."How did you guess?"
He repiles, "Because you're fucking ugly".
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A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking
Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA
about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of
puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the dog.
"Ten dollars."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit."
Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA
about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of
puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the dog.
"Ten dollars."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit."
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Little Johnny's neighbor has just had a little boy. The only problem is that the baby doesn't have any ears. Everyone who comes to see the baby compliments the woman on it's looks, but no one mentions the fact that it doesn't have any ears.
Suddenly, the Mother sees Little Johnny coming over from next door. She becomes very worried because she thinks that he is going to make fun of the baby.
When he enters the house, he compliments the baby on everything without mentioning its' ears. Without warning, he says," he has beautiful eyes, does he have 20/20 vision?"
So she thanks him and asks why.
Finally he says,"Well, it's a damn good thing because if he didn't, he wouldn't have fucking thing to hang his glasses on now would he?"
Suddenly, the Mother sees Little Johnny coming over from next door. She becomes very worried because she thinks that he is going to make fun of the baby.
When he enters the house, he compliments the baby on everything without mentioning its' ears. Without warning, he says," he has beautiful eyes, does he have 20/20 vision?"
So she thanks him and asks why.
Finally he says,"Well, it's a damn good thing because if he didn't, he wouldn't have fucking thing to hang his glasses on now would he?"
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what did one gay sperm say to the other??
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how the hell we going to find an egg in all this shit?
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How do you know when it's time to do the dishes....?
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Look in your pants, if you have a penis, it's not that time
silverfish
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samoth said:These post whore threads just keep getting worse and worse...
I bet they'd stay open longer if people posted something at least somewhat meaningful.
#569, good, meaningful info.
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a priest and a rabi are in front of a building. a boy walks by.
priest: you want to take that boy inside and fuck him?
Rabi: outta what?
priest: you want to take that boy inside and fuck him?
Rabi: outta what?
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All at once, 3 men die at the same time and go to heaven. There they meet St. Peter and het lets them on the occasion that 'NO matter what, they are to never step, sit, or touch a duck'.
As they walk in, they notice there are ducks all over the place. Of course right away, a guy steps on a duck. It starts to quack and all the ducks in heaven start quacking. St. Peter comes up to the guy and handcuffs and hideuously ugly woman to the man and tells that 'From the rest of eternity, they are paired together'
Upon seeing this, the other 2 men decide to take extra care. Now a fair amount of time passes, and sure enough, one of the guys steps on a duck, it starts quacking and then all the ducks in heaven start quacking. Once again St. Peter comes up and chains an ugly chick to the man and says 'From the rest of eternity, they are paired together'.
The last guy decides he's not going to risk it and he just sits down. A long amount of time passes and St. Peter comes up to this guy and walks him over to this incredibly hot woman. He handcuffs them together and says 'From the rest of eternity, they are paired together'.
Confused the man ask the woman what happened, she replies ' I don't know, all I did was step on a stupid duck'
As they walk in, they notice there are ducks all over the place. Of course right away, a guy steps on a duck. It starts to quack and all the ducks in heaven start quacking. St. Peter comes up to the guy and handcuffs and hideuously ugly woman to the man and tells that 'From the rest of eternity, they are paired together'
Upon seeing this, the other 2 men decide to take extra care. Now a fair amount of time passes, and sure enough, one of the guys steps on a duck, it starts quacking and then all the ducks in heaven start quacking. Once again St. Peter comes up and chains an ugly chick to the man and says 'From the rest of eternity, they are paired together'.
The last guy decides he's not going to risk it and he just sits down. A long amount of time passes and St. Peter comes up to this guy and walks him over to this incredibly hot woman. He handcuffs them together and says 'From the rest of eternity, they are paired together'.
Confused the man ask the woman what happened, she replies ' I don't know, all I did was step on a stupid duck'
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