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RottenWillow

RottenWillow

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I understand that a lot of people enjoy playing "characters" on this forum, which is cool. However, I thought it'd be nice to have an introductions thread for those of use who are interested in being real for minute and saying hello. :)

Give your first name, your age, your occupation, and at least two things about yourself that isnt common knowledge on the board. Doesnt have to be deeply private or revealing, just something that says a little bit about who you are.

I'm Sulma (pronounced "suel-mah"), and I'm 22.
I'm the executive assistant to the administrator of a hospital (stressful job).
I really like 70's rock (because my dad rubbed off on me I guess.)
I have a 16 month old Basset hound named Penelope.
I love to relax by making jewelry, mostly necklaces and earrings.


Next? :)
 
What have I not shared on this board?

I'm Brenda & I'm 27.
Paralegal
I love to cook & create new recipes, dance &, like RW, make jewelry.
My favorite kind of wine is Malbec
I have a weakness for Crunchy Peanut Butter & Strawberry Jam Sandwiches.
 
nycgirl said:
What have I not shared on this board?

I'm Brenda & I'm 27.
Paralegal
I love to cook & create new recipes, dance &, like RW, make jewelry.
My favorite kind of wine is Malbec
I have a weakness for Crunchy Peanut Butter & Strawberry Jam Sandwiches.
And I also have an 18" penis!
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WOW!!:eek2:

I would have never guessed!
 
Call me Ishmael. Some years ago -- never mind how long precisely -- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off -- then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.
 
RottenWillow said:
dont please. If you dont want to share, then dont post.
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Lighten up Francis or cry me a fuckin' river! If you want peeps to be serious about a subject that has been posted before, say so in the beginning or be prepared for this kinda stuff. :rolleyes:
 
HumanTarget said:
Call me Ishmael. Some years ago -- never mind how long precisely -- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off -- then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.
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LMFAO!!! You are such a Richard!!
 
ok no real names..
i have 3 great kids aged almost 7 years,almost 2 years (on sept 1st), and 5 months.
i am currently stay at home mom although am in the midst of a rn license.
i love music it is the best stress reliever for me.i also enjoy reading books
 
RottenWillow said:
I understand that a lot of people enjoy playing "characters" on this forum, which is cool. However, I thought it'd be nice to have an introductions thread for those of use who are interested in being real for minute and saying hello. :)

Give your first name, your age, your occupation, and at least two things about yourself that isnt common knowledge on the board. Doesnt have to be deeply private or revealing, just something that says a little bit about who you are.

I'm Sulma (pronounced "suel-mah"), and I'm 22.
I'm the executive assistant to the administrator of a hospital (stressful job).
I really like 70's rock (because my dad rubbed off on me I guess.)
I have a 16 month old Basset hound named Penelope.
I love to relax by making jewelry, mostly necklaces and earrings.


Next? :)
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heheheheheh, im Z, and im a huge perve
 
My name is Zack, 19, full time student at a University in North Carolina.
I'm interested in Boxing, Movies and of course Weightlifting.
Majoring in Business like everyone else..
 
hi im lara. im almost 35. i live in rockville, maryland and im unemployed currently, looking for a job. i had an interview last week actually.

im getting married in 8 days.

you guys already know all of this.

i have a b.a. in psychology. i went to grad school for a m.a. in psych for a few years (part-time) but haven't finished. depending on where i go or want to go with my career, i may or may not finish.

i have a 7 yr old son who is starting 2nd grade next week. im the oldest of 4 kids. my parents have been married 35 yrs now happily.

cant think of anything else right
 
I'm 33 and have been here for almost 6 years. I was here when the servers wiped out some of our old aliases and posts.

Have a double BS in Physical Therapy and Athletic Training but I no longer work in that field. I run my own holdings company now. I do a little of everything including real estate, REBCO sales, stock investing, and banking.

I live in Maine and wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

I also have this mad addiction to hawt woman who like to post crazy stories about their first lezbo experience.
 
gotmilk said:
I'm 33 and have been here for almost 6 years. I was here when the servers wiped out some of our old aliases and posts.

Have a double BS in Physical Therapy and Athletic Training but I no longer work in that field. I run my own holdings company now. I do a little of everything including real estate, REBCO sales, stock investing, and banking.

I live in Maine and wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

I also have this mad addiction to hawt woman who like to post crazy stories about their first lezbo experience.
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I forgot that part, me too.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=415298
 
Tyler
28
Retired Chef
Going to the Army to rid the world of Terrorism
5'09, 198 10%BF
On a cycle now.
I enjoy reality TV shows and killing people!
:Chef: :tuc:
 
I'm Trixxy :rolleyes:hahah and i'm 29
I'm a marketing executive
I love house and trance music
I'm an identical twin
I have some piercings and tatoos

and i'm a lil angel
 
*MissFit* said:
I'm Trixxy :rolleyes:hahah and i'm 29
I'm a marketing executive
I love house and trance music
I'm an identical twin
I have some piercings and tatoos

and i'm a lil angel
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You were so truthful.......till the end
 
Alex
20
Hometown is Myrtle Beach,SC
Go to school in Columbia, SC @ USC
Senior
Major in political science with a minor in sociology
Attending law school next year
Been insecure about my looks since I was a little kid (5-6 yrs old) and even with 6 years of brutal bb'ing I still don't feel satisfied.
Never had a girlfriend
Great guy to hang with
 
*MissFit* said:
I'm Trixxy :rolleyes:hahah and i'm 29
I'm a marketing executive
I love house and trance music
I'm an identical twin
I have some piercings and tatoos

and i'm a lil angel
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2 Of you?! :p wowowow..

i'm Sari :rolleyes: (arabic name) - 17
currently a senior in HS...favorite subject: biology :)
planning to go to: UCI, UCSD, UC berkeley, Columbia university (any of those :) )
live in southern california - LA county...
favorite sports: tennis/football/basketball (lol tennis and football arent exactly very similar but i love em both)
favorite part of a girl: boobs :p
listen to EVERY kind of music you could think of...ANYTHING from some old school celine dion to the most hardcore rap...whatever mood i'm in...
favorite TV show: RENO 911! ;) :laugh2:
goal: to get to about 10% BF and maintain my weight now of 175 lbs or so...
other than that i'm basically a nice guy (i try to be, anyways) that just tries to have fun and learn alot along the way...
 
Chris.
I work in the oilfield as a Directional Hand.
Most of you have no idea what that means.
Recently I got laid off from my job during my first time off in 9 months. Don't ask me why.
I have a 3 month old boxer pup named Tyson who takes up most of my time right now and keeps me smiling.
I have a 19 y/o living with me who I am helping out after his brother was shot. I sometimes think of strangling him.
I shoot and work out for stress relief.
I live in a town with far too few people and it is slowly driving me insane.
I got second place in the school spelling bee 3 years in a row.
I have one stage left before I get my instrument rating.
I am going to retire on a sailboat somewhere, someday.
 
My name is irrelevant; you may refer to me simply as "Ivan" (not my real name, obviously), or simply as "E."

39 years old, going on 70.
Never married (although I've had more than a few opportunities), never will be.
No kids, never will be.
Self-employed, looking for a career change.
Music tastes are quite eclectic, and very NON-mainstream.
I tend to be a perfectionist and loathe failure.
I am very mechanically inclined, and am very good with my hands.
I prefer the company of a good dog to most people I know.
I live in the armpit between Michigan and Kentucky. Desperately wish to leave, but am unable to at this time due to family obligations.
I have studied quite extensively for the ministry, but have no desire to enter into it now. (no, I have not "lost my faith")
2 of the things I cherish most in this life: decent, stimulating intellectual conversation, and solitude. Not at the same time, of course. (haha)
I believe that loyalty, respect, and dignity are some of the most important attributes a person can possess.
 
i'm pretty much the same... here's a few little known facts though:
I am a card carrying member of MENSA
I wrestled for a total of 18 years (which explains my neck and why i hurt a lot)
I am originally a blonde with blue eyes
 
Sarah.
Manufacturing Process Engineer...
..and a part-time aerobics instructor.
Live and work in Wisconsin, about 20 minutes away from the Twin Cities.
Yes...I am a Packer Fan. And No...I don't own a "CheeseHat"
Single...and probably will be forever. :) (I am quite stubborn or so I have been told.)
I have an obession with remodeling...and have pretty much gutted and rebuilt every room in my house.
I almost always the smallest person in a crowd...I'm almost 5'4". So I own a lot of heeled boots.
And like most people that live in Wisconsin...I have the belief that every day is a day to go out and celebrate... :beer:
 
IvanOffelitch said:
My name is irrelevant; you may refer to me simply as "Ivan" (not my real name, obviously), or simply as "E."

39 years old, going on 70.
Never married (although I've had more than a few opportunities), never will be.
No kids, never will be.
Self-employed, looking for a career change.
Music tastes are quite eclectic, and very NON-mainstream.
I tend to be a perfectionist and loathe failure.
I am very mechanically inclined, and am very good with my hands.
I prefer the company of a good dog to most people I know.
I live in the armpit between Michigan and Kentucky. Desperately wish to leave, but am unable to at this time due to family obligations.
I have studied quite extensively for the ministry, but have no desire to enter into it now. (no, I have not "lost my faith")
2 of the things I cherish most in this life: decent, stimulating intellectual conversation, and solitude. Not at the same time, of course. (haha)
I believe that loyalty, respect, and dignity are some of the most important attributes a person can possess.
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Toledo here! :rolleyes:
 
Matt
30 years old.
I've met 16 of you
I can't describe my job. I work with the Emperor.
can have fun doing anything
anything you want to know just ask
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
Matt
30 years old.
I've met 16 of you
I can't describe my job. I work with the Emperor.
can have fun doing anything
anything you want to know just ask
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What do you do for work? :chomp:
 
Mike
42 years old
mortician
I free lance for pussy and beer
I lift some too
 
DieselGunz said:
Emperor?
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The Emperor is one of the richest guys in the US. He has successful corporations in insurance, finance, pharmaceuticals, medical publishing and real estate. You might know the name.

I met him 5 years ago and we've grown some things together. I am his #2 guy now. That's why sometimes when people ask what I do for a living I say "Emperor in training".

But I can't explain what I do on a daily basis, because I don't know until I get there.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
The Emperor is one of the richest guys in the US. He has successful corporations in insurance, finance, pharmaceuticals, medical publishing and real estate. You might know the name.

I met him 5 years ago and we've grown some things together. I am his #2 guy now. That's why sometimes when people ask what I do for a living I say "Emperor in training".

But I can't explain what I do on a daily basis, because I don't know until I get there.
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and if dies tomorrow I'm working on him
 
the name is Jeff, I am 21.
Full time student at the Univerisity Of Arizona studying Mechanical Engineering/considering a math and physics minor.
Into Classic Rock, Metal and its sub-genres, some newer stuff.
On my 7th year of weight lifting
I like to relax by taking stimulants.
 
Beachbum1546 said:
Been insecure about my looks since I was a little kid (5-6 yrs old) and even with 6 years of brutal bb'ing I still don't feel satisfied.
Never had a girlfriend
Great guy to hang with
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we had alot on common up untill you got to the bold part
 
SublimeZM said:
we had alot on common up untill you got to the bold part
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i think people stress looks too much for being important/accepted...i know alot of people that don't really care about looks THAT much...of course if you're head caves in on 1 part and your eyes are 2 diff. colors then yea it will look a little bit freaky...but if you got all the right parts i'd say you should be thankful and count the blessings...somewhere DEEP DEEP down in you sublime there is a decent person...don't worry bro the world will see it and you will get a gal sprung over you in no time :heart: - btw, kidding about DEEP DEEP down ;)
 
1_more_rep said:
i think people stress looks too much for being important/accepted...i know alot of people that don't really care about looks THAT much...of course if you're head caves in on 1 part and your eyes are 2 diff. colors then yea it will look a little bit freaky...but if you got all the right parts i'd say you should be thankful and count the blessings...somewhere DEEP DEEP down in you sublime there is a decent person...don't worry bro the world will see it and you will get a gal sprung over you in no time :heart: - btw, kidding about DEEP DEEP down ;)
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i thought u were kidding about a girl being dumb enough to fall for me part
 
Velvy aka -k
36
Interior Designer
Former competitive figure skater.
I love jazz (God, the sounds of trumpet and Double bass)
I'm handy with tools (even power tools) and can do some basic plumbing and electrical work.
I don’t like crowds, I prefer a small gathering over a large one but I prefer not attending either over both.
I’m one of those people that can left alone for hours and not get crazy and during that time I like to read, make plans/ set goals and day dream.
 
Name is biteme aka- bitemeagain.
40
Jesus Freak
 
Brian
28
Computer programmer type
lets see... not common knowledge....
my parents = super religious (baptist) me = not religous at al
i love and cherish my friends and family more then anything
I love the band Tool.
 
18 year old Asian kid who enjoys working out, chasing women. Non smoker, likes long walks on the beach, must be fit, athletic brunette (blondes prefered). Currently in college trying to get my Commerce degree. In my spare time I like to teach Yoga, cook, do Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and Muay Thai. I am currently working 60 hour weeks at a credit card marketing firm , as a sales representative.

I also enjoy pushing people down stairs, beating up blind people, throwing stuff at mentally handicapped people to see if they blink and tripping penguines. I also have a 19 inch penis.
 
My friends call me Whiskey
Music freak, it drives and defines every second of my life. Love old jazz
Drummer
26, 27 in october
RailRoad Conductor
I lift for myself, why can't others get that

Whiskey
 
Lestat said:
Brian
28
Computer programmer type
lets see... not common knowledge....
my parents = super religious (baptist) me = not religous at al
i love and cherish my friends and family more then anything
I love the band Tool.
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tool - sober is one of my favorite songs ever.
 
Andrew's the name
recently changed career path's from blue to white collar
I toke a little tweed
I enjoy reading, hiking, and strength training
when the snow flies I ride my sled daily
currently eating a can of tuna and reading a book about the german vessel "bismark"
 
Brian age 30
Currenty work as a production supervisor in chemical plant
I have 2 dogs, rotti named Tyson and Lab named Duke
Married with a 2 year old daughter.
In the little free time that I do have I like to mtn bike, compete in duathlons, mtn bike, hunt, hike with my dogs, and ride my mtn bike.
I'm also developing carpal tunnel from the computer mouse.
 
Jay 29 married no kids
Born in the UK but have been now living in Asia
Work for one client
Studied religion and philosophy
Love surfing, rock climbing and traveling
Train to stay in condition
Willing to try anything once
 
Kelly, 26-27 in about 5 weeks.
Grew up in Indiana, relocated to Arizona a few years ago.
Assistant Manager at a Credit Union.
I love music and books, hanging out w/ my friends, and my car:)
Oh, and I'm married.
 
Drew....34, single, enterprise software designer for a financial company.

Interested in Buddhism, and motivational speakers
music is r&b, pop, hiphop, soca, soulful house, electronica (Nicola Conte and Buddha Bar)
download & watch anime series occasionally (I highly recommend Monster)

2 things..... well growing up in the Caribbean my dad controlled the only stereo in the house and would deafen us with classical music on Sunday mornings, a top 40 country countdown once a week, and the Evita soundtrack anytime. Once every few years I listen to country when noone's around.
same thing goes for old movies and old musicals
 
Cecil
32
IT Architect

For a hobby, I like reading about people. Anyone really. I'm trying to figure it out. Trying to answer the nature vs nurture argument and trying to understand why people do what they do.

One story that I've always loved is about my grandfather who always told me to be "ready". "Cecil, one day, the war will come." I always thought that he was being overly dramatic. "The battle could be anything. Financial. Spiritual. Physical. Anything. But you must be ready." I think that the story is the reason why I do most of the things I do.

I've met QT and she scared my kids. I can still remember my wife's face when I said that I was meeting a chick that I met on the Internet and was bringing the kids. It was CLASSIC! Good thing that she's not a jealous person.
 
Gambino said:
Andrew's the name
recently changed career path's from blue to white collar
I toke a little tweed
I enjoy reading, hiking, and strength training
when the snow flies I ride my sled daily
currently eating a can of tuna and reading a book about the german vessel "bismark"
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White color now eh? What are you doing now?
 
Larry, 38 y/o white male
Not me in the avatar...(sorry Rotten, still working on it)
3 kids, 1 wife :) married 15 years
B.S. from No. Arizona, '90 - Geography & Business Admin. Post Degree Certified for Sec. Ed.
Working on AAS/CCNA in Network Engineering
Have NEVER drank a beer or smoked
One of my dogs (Bubba) has a permanent, stinky ear caused by a semi-closed ear canal from birth. I can't afford the operation he would need to fix it...
Like Jalapenos on my Pizza
My watch has an altimeter
 
name is David
29 years old, recently married in Siena, Italy.
Originally from Australia, but have lived in Norway for 7 years.
Did full contact karate and shootfighting for 10 years, with a year in Osaka as a training/sparring partner for some named K1 fighters.
Train with weights 4 times a week, and I enjoy watching womens figure skating, and hiking. Also enjoy a single malt.
 
Name is Tommy
age 29 single(actually been dating an awesome girl), no kids.
Currently going through quarter life crisis.
Work with mentally retaurded peeps.
have a boxer named Rocky.
I need a huge change in my life.
 
My name is Robin, I'm 28 years old.
I'm an accountant.
My favorite type of music is Hip hop and RnB
I have no children, except my cat named Harvey who is 5. ;)
I dislike large crowds of people.
 
Mike Hunt

32 years old
Played pro coed softball for 10 years (hindcatcher)
I like boobies and sleeping is also nice.
I've never had my ass kicked.
 
hmmm......


35 years old

Cert trainer

Chemist

SAG actor.....will be working on a short Slasher Indy film next month

Recently relocated for the 2nd time in 7 weeks...currently unpacking when I can avoid the call of the beach(which is why Im STILL unpacking after 10 days)
 
My name is Katie. I'm 26 and live in Minnesota.

My life is in a weird transitional stage right now. I don't know up from down but I know what I want in the end. Any hell I go through now will be worth what I get. I refuse to settle for anything less than happily ever after and have total faith that it'll happen.

I'm way too into my dog. I spend the majority of my spare time reading. I'm an epic fantasy junkie though I'm always always reading another book or two at the same time. I've been going on 25-30 mile bike rides on the weekends and am thinking I should do a few of them during the week too just to cut stress.

I just dyed my hair black this past weekend. Wild stuff!
 
Rishi
28 years old
IT faggot
born in the lovely city of Calcutta, India
extremely lazy and unmotivated
sort of into words
kind of into art of various kinds
father was born on the same day (and year)
highly optimistic on the inside
full of contradictions
 
Lessee.....

Name is Jennifer - but I prefer Jen
I'm 36
I was never athletic as a kid - my mom was overly-protective & I wasn't allowed to play sports
I'm adopted
I Looooooove animals - cats are my favorite....I have 2 currently and 1 has moved onto my front porch...
I'm frugal with money - well, cheap!
I love to cook & recreate recipes to make them healthy - will get back into it once comp. season is over
Every year I make & jar my own homemade salsa - will do that this weekend
 
jackangel said:
Rishi
28 years old
IT faggot
born in the lovely city of Calcutta, India
extremely lazy and unmotivated
sort of into words
kind of into art of various kinds
father was born on the same day (and year)
highly optimistic on the inside
full of contradictions
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FOr some reason, I thought you were an old guy.
 
gotmilk said:
I thought it was Gunther? :worried:
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Nope! It's spelled "Gunther" in the language of my home planet. You Earth people spell it Jennifer but I shortened it to Jen....
 
My name is Malcomb B. Whippinfuker
67 years old
I like older woman and viagra
I used to be a porn star
Now I'm retired but thinking of giving it another go around
 
Name is Wilson and 26 y/o
Work in Real Estate appraising, development, and consultation
Born, raised, and reside in a small town in Central KY
Spend most of my free time and money traveling (near and far)
I have one dog (Pug named Jimmy) and he's as much responsibility as I need
Been in a long distance relationship for 2.5 yrs and its also as much as I need
I'm currently working on a plan to simplify my life and secure my future at the same time.

I enjoy traveling, good bourbon, the Wildcats, weekends at the lake w/ friends, fishing, and my nephews.

(and I work too hard most of the time)
 
Suelma.. Hola
<PM>Code is looking to complete his harem of Hoes as he calls it and
requests your immediate posting at eTL <PM>

I have been saying SULMA < phonetically and its nice to know the right way..

I'm thinking most here know much of this already but since it's you asking

My Spanish friends call me Jose'
Navy Brat Born In Oakland Ca and have lived in many places including Taiwan.
43 this last July and could still likely kick most all y'all's asses except for Smurfy
I'm married 18 years this next September
Have only 1 kid, an almost 14 year old daughter that gives me few concerns if any
I've been a Butcher, a USAF Loadmaster and an IT helpdesk geek.
Currently I'm an I.T. Program Manager at a large DOD Corporation in Central Fla
Photography, Hiking/Camping/Offroading are my down time activities.

One of the most easy going people you will ever meet, but tend to occasionally post up my true feelings on a sensitive subject regardless.
 
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