Buzzwords for Managers and Wannabe Nerds

[blut wump]

Section 1
0. integrated
1. heuristic
2. systematized
3. parallel
4. functional
5. responsive
6. optional
7. synchronized
8. compatible
9. futuristic


Section 2
0. management
1. organizational
2. monitored
3. reciprocal
4. digital
5. logistical
6. transitional
7. incremental
8. third-generation
9. policy


Section 3
0. options
1. flexibility
2. capability
3. mobility
4. programming
5. scenarios
6. time-phase
7. projection
8. hardware
9. contingency


The procedure is simple. Think of any three-digit number; then select the corresponding buzzword from each section. For instance, number 257 produces "systematized logistical projection'', a phrase that can be dropped into virtually any report with that ring of decisive, knowledgeable authority. No one will have the remotest idea of what you're talking about, but the important thing is that they are not about to admit it.

 

[-SD-]

www.huhcorp.com

You will love it.

 

[chewyxrage]

funny shit is my fuckin' business classes use alot of those words.


"cross-functional horizontal integration"

ghiegh shit like that

 

[-SD-]

We just used "Huiristic" in my faggot CIS class.

 

[chewyxrage]

Cultural uniformity versus heterogeneity market segmentation

Economic production quanitity of focus factory #1

 

[blut wump]

Ouch! I wonder what generator they used for Star Trek.

Remodulate the phase-determinant quantum harmonics with an inverse-variant isolinear coupling channel, Mr. Worf.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

DUDE!! HOW COULD YOU LEAVE OUT "leveraged"?

What manager doesnt use that bullshit term for moving their people around at every opportunity no matter how much it may fuck up their personal lives.

 

[blut wump]

I guess I'll not make manager any time soon.

 

[samoth]

LOL

Lots of Star Trek is just engg/science terms, just used generally/theoretically or inconsistantly, like quantum phase inducer. Like, the most obvious to me ever was the ship undergoing a baryon sweep -- eliminating baryon particles, lol.