buttplug

[buttplug]

It's too hot to sleep and there's a moth in my bedroom. If I go to bed it will eat my face when I'm in dreamland.

 

[tuc biscuit]

what on earth are you still doing on here?

 

[tuc biscuit]

Yep. I was just woken by my little sister requesting a lift to work. I was pretty angry with her and very sweaty.

 

[buttplug]

Yep. I was just woken by my little sister requesting a lift to work. I was pretty angry with her and very sweaty.

hehe. How's your throat?

 

[tuc biscuit]

Quite a bit better actually, thanks for asking, but I may have to put on a bit of an acting performance in a minute with my mum, telling her that I am too sick to make my own breakfast, so she will have to do it for me. BBBWWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHAAA!!!!!

 

[buttplug]

Quite a bit better actually, thanks for asking, but I may have to put on a bit of an acting performance in a minute with my mum, telling her that I am too sick to make my own breakfast, so she will have to do it for me. BBBWWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHAAA!!!!!

Dude, you're a chef. That's so lazy.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Exactly, I need a break from cooking. She said no anyway, so It's the usual protein/oatmeal milkshake for me again. My dad said " I presume your throats better, cos you seem to have a lot to bloody say for yourself" hehe.

 

[buttplug]

Exactly, I need a break from cooking. She said no anyway, so It's the usual protein/oatmeal milkshake for me again. My dad said " I presume your throats better, cos you seem to have a lot to bloody say for yourself" hehe.

That sounds so disgusting. what happened to good ole toasts? hah, your dad said "bloody".

 

[buttplug]

Yea I made two 'toasts' before tucking in, one of them was to you actually, just a pity no one was around to hear them, cos I give a very good toast.

A toast, you know... bread. ;/

 

[MrMuscle the return]

lol you two should get married or something

 

[tuc biscuit]

That sounds so disgusting. what happened to good ole toasts? hah, your dad said "bloody".

Yea I made two 'toasts' before tucking in, one of them was to you actually, just a pity no one was around to hear them, cos I give a very good toast.

 

[buttplug]

Ah! I thought you meant a small speech where you get everyone to raise their glasses What time is it over there?

Almost 5am. That means no sleep for this lady and work in 2-3 hours.

 

[tuc biscuit]

A toast, you know... bread. ;/

Ah! I thought you meant a small speech where you get everyone to raise their glasses What time is it over there?

 

[buttplug]

5am. That is a time that no-one should ever see.

Nah it's fine. I'm a night person, and I can go on with my day with hardly 3 hours of sleep.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Almost 5am. That means no sleep for this lady and work in 2-3 hours.

5am. That is a time that no-one should ever see.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Nah it's fine. I'm a night person, and I can go on with my day with hardly 3 hours of sleep.

What about your gains in the gym, did you even give these a second thought

 

[buttplug]

lol you two should get married or something

Yea, then he asks ME to make him breakfast faking a sore throat I don't think so. :x

 

[buttplug]

What about your gains in the gym, did you even give these a second thought

What's a gym?

 

[buttplug]

Faking!!!!!!!!!!!! I've never been so insulted in my entire life.
Oh yea I have, most days in fact.

Teach me English insults!

 

[tuc biscuit]

Faking!!!!!!!!!!!! I've never been so insulted in my entire life.



























































Oh yea I have, most days in fact.

 

[MrMuscle the return]

hell if you dont want him, ill marry him.
Shit, guy is a cook. Maybe he could make my tuna taste good.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Teach me English insults!

Some of my favourites which you will confuse people with are;

Spiv

Terry

Berk

Swine

Vinter

none of these are that rude.

 

[tuc biscuit]

hell if you dont want him, ill marry him.
Shit, guy is a cook. Maybe he could make my tuna taste good.

She wants me, she just doesn't know it yet

 

[buttplug]

She wants me, she just doesn't know it yet

hah, how obnoxious.

 

[buttplug]

Some of my favourites which you will confuse people with are;

Spiv

Terry

Berk

Swine

Vinter

none of these are that rude.

What do they mean? I want to learn RUDE insults. Come on, what do I look like? A girl that'd call someone a poophead?

 

[FatRat]

Vinter must be a manc thing.....

 

[buttplug]

hell if you dont want him, ill marry him.
Shit, guy is a cook. Maybe he could make my tuna taste good.

I don't think anyone can unless it's bathing in mayonnaise.

 

[MrMuscle the return]

I cant belive that, i wont belive that!

What do you say Tuc, do you think Jamie Oliver could make tuna taste good?

 

[FatRat]

I dont think him dribbling of my tuna would make it taste any better....

 

[tuc biscuit]

I cant belive that, i wont belive that!

What do you say Tuc, do you think Jamie Oliver could make tuna taste good?

It tastes good anyway, just blend it with water and drink.

 

[Nathan]

This thread was a desperate ploy for attention. I am so onto you guys.

 

[MrMuscle the return]

It tastes good anyway, just blend it with water and drink.

At least use crystal light and ice cubes.

 

[from zero]

I don't think anyone can unless it's bathing in mayonnaise.

Irrevelant, but is that you in your avbarter?

 

[p0ink]

tuc biscuit,

you're a chef? what kind of food do you specialize in?

 

[tuc biscuit]

Fish mainly, but the place I work has the largest menu I have ever come across, so a bit of everything.

 

[p0ink]

how about hooking me up with some non-fish recipes? i cook A LOT.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Well you're probably a better cook than me then. I've not been doiing it too long, so my knowledge id reasonable, but not great.