Busted!!

[toga22]

Well it finally happened.... After being pulled over 9 times total last month....the fine police here in Wisconsin finally found a ticket they could stick on me.

Late for work as usual, I was pushing the speed limit to new extents this morning and got caught.

Now tell me why is it when you get pulled over for an obvious reason, do they have to ask you:
"Do you know why I pulled you over?".
---"Ummm....because you knew I was late for work and wanted to give me an escort?"

"Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
---"Well, obviously not quite as fast as you were considering you caught up to me."

"Mam, I am not in the mood, for games this morning, and it is not helping your situation."
--"Really? Well I am not really in the mood for a ticket either." (btw--this was a bad answer..lol)

So, I ended up getting a heafty ticket, and it only took him 45 minutes to write it out....

~toga

 

[WODIN]

Girl you are a trip! Your onliners made me laugh. Good luck and take the Defensive Driving Class over the points if they have that option. Saves you on insurance.

 

[Peyote Killa]

that sucks, next time just show him your boobs, and them proceed to administer head

works every time!

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

COp: "Sir, don't get smart with me OK?"


Me: "I;m not being smart with you. I only seem that way compared to the rest of your cop buddies".

 

[big4life]

We all know that you are an angel

Sorry about the ticket.

 

[naturally anabolic]

"sir don't raise your tone with me"
"well i figured you were probably as deaf as you are blind so i should probably speak up"

 

[havoc]

Share some of your stories. and can Havoc testify as well?


I usually just show them my Elite platinum membership card. and they let me off with a warning and a good source referral.

Your mom would be the best witness in my opinion. peace

 

[Peyote Killa]

Share some of your stories. and can Havoc testify as well?

well, I'll tell the story for the most recent incident. I was pulled over going 95 in a 70. If you are speeding 24 miles over the limit they wont let you take defensive driving, so I was already screwed in that aspect. When the cop came over to my window, I rolled it down, and because I was on my way to go surfing, my shirt was already off. He definatly took notice and commented on my pectoral major development. I made each one bounce three times and then told him that they feel great too. As he treid to nonshalantly touch them without me noticing, I grabed his hand and brought it inside of my car. Once his hand was totally inside my vehicle, I threw it in first and took off! His arm rippe off inside my car, and about 3 miles down the road, I threw it out the window.
I don't suck dick, you fuck, I was giving advice to what a GIRL should do in that situation. I know that it works because I am a police officer for the city of Webster, TX.

 

[pushing_fe]

A guy's driving his brand new BMW along a deserted highway late at night, so he decides to see how fast that baby will go. He floors it and watches as the speedomotor dial goes up to 90, 100, 110, 120. All of the sudden, he notices flashing red lights in his rear view mirror. He pulls over and stops, and a police car stops right behind him. The cop gets out of the car, walks up to the BMW's driver's side window. The cop says, "Look, it's the end of my shift, it's Friday the 13th and I'm really tired. I'll tell you what. If you give some reason I've never heard before why you were driving so fast, I'll let you off the hook."
So the BMW driver thinks for a minute and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I thought you were bringing her back." The cop responds, "Have a nice weekend."

 

[MrMuscle]

hmm..hey toga..why dont you slow down girl? i really dont want to have to send flowers to your funeral some day.