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~HOUNDOG~
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Has anyone ever been busted jerkin off? Luckily I never have, but been very close. If you have, tell us your story.
mekannik
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Having resided in a fraternity house - every scenario you can imagine.
Busting people jerking off in: their room, someone else's room, shower, bathroom, bar. - Usually one person walking into the "intimate moment".
Busting people having sex: their room, someone else's room, shower, bathroom, bar, closet, attic, basement, front lawn. - Usually a bunch of people cheering on the participants.
Busting people jerking off in: their room, someone else's room, shower, bathroom, bar. - Usually one person walking into the "intimate moment".
Busting people having sex: their room, someone else's room, shower, bathroom, bar, closet, attic, basement, front lawn. - Usually a bunch of people cheering on the participants.
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~HOUNDOG~
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To start er off; I knew this guy, a bit of a perv, he was in my Geology class in grade 9. We were all watching a movie and it was dark, and the class could hear this scraping noise and we wondered if there was an animal in the room. The teacher truned on the light and "jerk off jared" was completely busted, red handed! ahha He left schools after that and no one ever really saw him again.
Mad4Iron
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My fucked up bi-polar,manic depressive of an Ex caught me once jerking it to porno.
Went fucking totally nuts, screaming at the top of her lungs.The neighbor called the cops as it sounded probably like I was killing her.
Cops showed up,they knew she was nuts and I'm friends with most of the cops.She starts screaming "He doesn't want me,he wants to jerk off to whores on the porno station!!!".
Of course the fucking doors open and she's at the entrance and every door in the apartment building is listening to this.
Fucking cops still giggle when they see me the motherfuckers.
I laugh about it now but I wanted to fucking die right then.
Enjoy the laugh ya bastards
Mad
Went fucking totally nuts, screaming at the top of her lungs.The neighbor called the cops as it sounded probably like I was killing her.
Cops showed up,they knew she was nuts and I'm friends with most of the cops.She starts screaming "He doesn't want me,he wants to jerk off to whores on the porno station!!!".
Of course the fucking doors open and she's at the entrance and every door in the apartment building is listening to this.
Fucking cops still giggle when they see me the motherfuckers.
I laugh about it now but I wanted to fucking die right then.
Enjoy the laugh ya bastards
Mad
casavant
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My older sister walked into my room when I was in my late teens. I was in the middle of waxing the crab and just had time to cover up. I said, "Excuse me, I'm trying to masturbate."
She said, "Oh, well come out and talk to me when you're done." She wanted to know if I wanted to go shopping with her or something.
It was pretty funny how matter-of-fact we were about it.
I've been caught other times too, but that was one of the funniest.
She said, "Oh, well come out and talk to me when you're done." She wanted to know if I wanted to go shopping with her or something.
It was pretty funny how matter-of-fact we were about it.
I've been caught other times too, but that was one of the funniest.
strangebrew
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Oh boy.. this was pretty embarassing, I think I was like 13 or 14 at the time. I was in my room and had a basketball game playing on the playstation, and I had the thing opened so it was paused on the cheerleaders. So im sitting there, sock on one hand just giving it hell, and suddenly my sister comes into my room (without knocking) and i completely freak out, pull my draws up and just kinda sit there acting like I wasnt doin anything, my sister looks at me then looks at the tv and the open playstation and walks out. I think I avoided her the rest of the day
Nathan
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I got caught by one of my old roommates. The jackass walked right into my room without knocking. I had time to throw my member back in my pants but he walked righ tin blabbing on about something, noticed I had pitched a tent, had porn on my computer screen and wadded up TP. He laughed at me and I screamed, "It's not like you never do it you superior asshole." Ruined the mood I tells ya.
