building a frankenslut from EF nappy hoz...

[Gambino]

saline receptecales-stilleto
tight labia-fiesty
junk in the trunk-smurfyaloo
sense of servitude-forgeingash
abillity to procreate-heatherrae

 

[feisty11975]

what the? hahahahaha

you must really be bored.

 

[KillahBee]

I wouldn't call ANY labia on EF "tight".

Maybe "least veal parm like"

 

[nefertiti]

I wouldn't call ANY labia on EF "tight".

Maybe "least veal parm like"

 

[KillahBee]

 

[jnevin]

I wouldn't call ANY labia on EF "tight".

Maybe "least veal parm like"

Or "least warm bowl of oatmeal like"

 

[digimon7068]

I wouldn't call ANY labia on EF "tight".

Maybe "least veal parm like"

mmmmm. . .veal parm. . .

 

[Lestat]

I wouldn't call ANY labia on EF "tight".

Maybe "least veal parm like"

hahhahhaa

great thread gambino

 

[heatherrae]

saline receptecales-stilleto
tight labia-fiesty
junk in the trunk-smurfyaloo
sense of servitude-forgeingash
abillity to procreate-heatherrae

I didn't get pregnant until 36 years old, so maybe I'm not the most fertile gal on the board.

 

[bw1]

lol

 

[Gambino]

lol

.02loz at your lol

 

[nefertiti]

I didn't get pregnant until 36 years old, so maybe I'm not the most fertile gal on the board.

I believe that honor goes to our dear Stiletto who, by her own admission, gets pregnant by being breathed on if she's not on BC.

 

[Gambino]

I didn't get pregnant until 36 years old, so maybe I'm not the most fertile gal on the board.

certainly not
but
like a ripe potatoe, begging to be dug from under the earth, you are in your fertile prime
in your 20's your body was too fraile
in your 40's it will be too robust
now is the time
or something like that

 

[jh1]

AAP= 'Head' Giving Skillzzzzzzzz

 

[Bikini Mod]

certainly not
but
like a ripe potatoe, begging to be dug from under the earth, you are in your fertile prime
in your 20's your body was too fraile
in your 40's it will be too robust
now is the time
or something like that

That was poetic in an odd sort of way.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I didn't get pregnant until 36 years old, so maybe I'm not the most fertile gal on the board.

Cause I was too busy delivering those darn Extra thick shakes!

 

[jnevin]

AAP= 'Head' Giving Skillzzzzzzzz

Either aap would suffice.

 

[H_T_]

greets people with oral sex = ???????

 

[nefertiti]

greets people with oral sex = ???????

FINALLY, something on a list I qualify for. What can I say, I'm a friendly gal.

 

[H_T_]

FINALLY, something on a list I qualify for. What can I say, I'm a friendly gal.

perfect. cuz i hate shaking hands.

 

[jh1]

FINALLY, something on a list I qualify for. What can I say, I'm a friendly gal.

Wait. What?



Wanna grab some coffee or a drink?



















(Girls and Guys?)

 

[H_T_]

the O-ring & vage tightness are indistinguishable. can give you a bj and a tossed salad at the same time.

 

[stilleto]

I believe that honor goes to our dear Stiletto who, by her own admission, gets pregnant by being breathed on if she's not on BC.

yeah, its true.
been preggers 5 times and i've only had sex twice.

 

[heatherrae]

certainly not
but
like a ripe potatoe, begging to be dug from under the earth, you are in your fertile prime
in your 20's your body was too fraile
in your 40's it will be too robust
now is the time
or something like that

 

[Mavafanculo]

Boobs: Stiletto
Abs: CanadianCutie/Misfit
Butt: CanadianCutie/Misfit
Lips: Ilk
Teef/Smile: HH
Eyes: Fiesty
Boobs: Stiletto (worth mentioning twice)

 

[Mavafanculo]

Boobs: Stiletto
Abs: CanadianCutie/Misfit
Butt: CanadianCutie/Misfit
Lips: Ilk
Teef/Smile: HH
Eyes: Fiesty
Boobs: Stiletto (worth mentioning twice)

almost forgot the sexist part of a chicks body,
Funny Bone: tie tween Foreigngirly, klu, and steeltoe - they can riff with the best

Hair: Caligirl

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[Smurfy]

wtf

 

[Mavafanculo]

wtf

best former avatar: Smurfy

 

[Mavafanculo]

wtf

actually I forgot, you get a close 2nd or maybe a tie for best cans . 'specially when you wear this top

 

[foreigngirl]

almost forgot the sexist part of a chicks body,
Funny Bone: tie tween Foreigngirly, klu, and steeltoe - they can riff with the best

Hair: Caligirl

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I'm funny only when I am pissed off.....go figure


Gambino, wtf, maing - a sense of servitude? I would rather have someone else serve me

 

[pintoca]

lol smurfy

 

[Mavafanculo]

I'm funny only when I am pissed off.....go figure

lol - I like it when you're funny.

hmm...so you dont like getting penis pics, right?

 

[Smurfy]

those are some nice nips

 

[Mavafanculo]

those are some nice nips

1,000 karma to the first person to guess who they belong to lol

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[Smurfy]

1,000 karma to the first person to guess who they belong to lol

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qt

 

[Mavafanculo]

qt

lol no.....

 

[KillahBee]

SuperQT

 

[stilleto]

superqt4u2nv?

 

[pintoca]

that canadian chick with the super in the handle, can't remember the name

 

[Mavafanculo]

superqt4u2nv?

lift up your shirt and stand in front of a mirror Einsteiness

 

[stilleto]

lift up your shirt and stand in front of a mirror Einsteiness

those aren't mines. mines are bigger.

 

[pintoca]

lift up your shirt and stand in front of a mirror Einsteiness

 

[Mavafanculo]

those aren't mines. mines are bigger.

lol no shit. I had to reduce them to fit on smurfy. Here's the original

 

[stilleto]

lol no shit. I had to reduce them to fit on smurfy. Here's the original

OHhhhhhh. yes. those are mine.

 

[pintoca]

those things are fuxxing my 30" monitor... they don't fit and they are poking at the membrane

 

[foreigngirl]

lol - I like it when you're funny.

hmm...so you dont like getting penis pics, right?

oh, if I get those, then I am hilarious

 

[stilleto]

Qt?

 

[pintoca]

oh, if I get those, then I am hilarious

Bagwell won't be pleased

 

[Mavafanculo]

oh, if I get those, then I am hilarious

check your PM's and then come back and do a monologue
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[Mavafanculo]

OHhhhhhh. yes. those are mine.

oolooloooloollooloollo

 

[Mavafanculo]

Bagwell won't be pleased

ixnay on the agwellbay

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