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I'm not going to read through these crappy threads to see if you posted this already. You're going to get laid soon? Are you getting married or are you going to float with a nice BYU girl? How did you meet? Are you going to get her hoo-hoo blessed at the temple so she knows her genitals are now god's genitals? I'm assuming this will be a temple wedding, so when is it? Is she divorced? If so, are you worried about your lack of experience going into that whole shooting match? Are you guys allowed to wear lingerie without garments, or do those stay on underneath? I'm genuinely curious about how this all works.
 
jnevin said:
I'm not going to read through these crappy threads to see if you posted this already. You're going to get laid soon? Are you getting married or are you going to float with a nice BYU girl? How did you meet? Are you going to get her hoo-hoo blessed at the temple so she knows her genitals are now god's genitals? I'm assuming this will be a temple wedding, so when is it? Is she divorced? If so, are you worried about your lack of experience going into that whole shooting match? Are you guys allowed to wear lingerie without garments, or do those stay on underneath? I'm genuinely curious about how this all works.
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I've been in talks with my girlfriend about marriage so maybe a proposal is coming soon.

She's 20, virgin, and a real cute girl. We get along really well.

Yes, it will be in the temple.

Bedroom play doesn't require you to wear garments. That would be silly. Naughty underwear, toys, etc are all up to personal choice.
 
dabuffguy said:
I've been in talks with my girlfriend about marriage so maybe a proposal is coming soon.

She's 20, virgin, and a real cute girl. We get along really well.

Yes, it will be in the temple.

Bedroom play doesn't require you to wear garments. That would be silly. Naughty underwear, toys, etc are all up to personal choice.
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God does not want you to reproduce.
 
dabuffguy said:
It's probably better that I don't. My gene pool is contaminated.
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Looks like there's too much bleach in your gene pool for any contamination. Glad you met yourself a good wominz man. Tell us about her. Good family? Good job? Is she good to kids and old people? Provo roots or SLC? Does her mom make a better ritz cracker lasagna than your mom? How did you guys meet?

I know my posts are usually peppered with cynicism, but I'm genuinely happy for you.
 
jnevin said:
Looks like there's too much bleach in your gene pool for any contamination. Glad you met yourself a good wominz man. Tell us about her. Good family? Good job? Is she good to kids and old people? Provo roots or SLC? Does her mom make a better ritz cracker lasagna than your mom? How did you guys meet?

I know my posts are usually peppered with cynicism, but I'm genuinely happy for you.
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at what point in the evening did you take ambien?
 
jnevin said:
Looks like there's too much bleach in your gene pool for any contamination. Glad you met yourself a good wominz man. Tell us about her. Good family? Good job? Is she good to kids and old people? Provo roots or SLC? Does her mom make a better ritz cracker lasagna than your mom? How did you guys meet?

I know my posts are usually peppered with cynicism, but I'm genuinely happy for you.
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Ya, she has a good family. She's about to start school again so she's going to stop working. She's great with my nieces and nephews. She's actually from Davis county. I met her up there because I work up there now. I met her during a lunch break at Cafe Rio. My mom's Ritz cracker lasagna is the best. Jk, my mom doesn't make that. I've never heard of it actually.
 
nangiggles said:
Yeah but u have ur shit 900% more together than glad

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But still not as much as velvett!!!!111!@@!3
 
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