Bruce Willis looks much better bald!

[Grumpy Old Man]

a man's facial hair is a very manly thing and his and his only. by using 'we' in this instance you have emasculated your husband.

Nah, I can get my balls from her purse anytime I want to use em. Besides being a cone head I do have some awesome oral skills!!

 

[javaguru]

Nah, I can get my balls from her purse anytime I want to use em. Besides being a cone head I do have some awesome oral skills!!

Some things never change....

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Some things never change....

Bet ya would like her just to "try" and put yours in her purse...

It only hurts the first few times!

Love ya Java!

 

[javaguru]

Bet ya would like her just to "try" and put yours in her purse...

It only hurts the first few times!

Love ya Java!

I don't even date anymore.....

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I don't even date anymore.....

yeah neither do I , the Men's Club had to lay off half the staff, four girls had to move back home with mom and the vodka distributor had to sell his Mercedes and get a hundai... See BM does have an affect on people!

Married life is great, as long as I clean up right away, BM doesn't like clutter.

 

[Dial_tone]

Good God! Plug that shirt into the power grid and we'd have free electricity for a week.

 

[javaguru]

yeah neither do I , the Men's Club had to lay off half the staff, four girls had to move back home with mom and the vodka distributor had to sell his Mercedes and get a hundai... See BM does have an affect on people!

Married life is great, as long as I clean up right away, BM doesn't like clutter.

So you aren't swingers?????

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Good God! Plug that shirt into the power grid and we'd have free electricity for a week.

That one was the least "offensive" She dresses me really funny.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

So you aren't swingers?????

GEEEZZZZZZ, hell no, I used to date dancers, any questions are to their ability to clam bump? BUT My wife doesn't do girls I don't do anyone but the wife and BM has stopped dating since we got married almost a year ago... Who said it wouldn't last a month, I forget.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Why does everyone keep saying that we swing?

Two things I never share with any of my sisters:

1. MY SHOES

2. MY MAN