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Yes Im ashamed as all hell today(but kinda proud also).Last night I was in this little neighborhood bar playing video poker drinking ketel on the rocks when these 2 very nice but def jelly doughnut eating sluts came by to observe my winnings(I was up 300.00).After another 3 drinks we moved on to another bar to consume even more.About 3am im fucked up and my dick has his beer goggles on so I load 1 fatty up in a cab and take her 2 my house to begin what I know is gonna be at least a weeks worth of shame and regrets.After a good hour of kissing and feeling the merchandise(She had a gash i could park a volkswagon in)I said no fuckin way can i do this!!So DAWN(def a fatty name)Says either fuck me or take me home so I grabbed my keys and thank fuckin god she lived only a mile away.Now if only i can get that smell of cheap perfume out of my bed before my ole lady arrives.
