Breaking the Seal

[tripleblonde]

no matter how much I drink tonight I will not falter....I am not going to break the seal

i am a machine

i can do it

*you can classify this under the TMI section

 

[chewyxrage]

that's going to hurt.

 

[powerslave]

You just jinxed yourself.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

umm... banned please!

 

[tripleblonde]

tonight is my night for glory

i've always come so close.....

 

[Buddy_Christ]

so in other words, you're gonna hold it all in til your back teeth are floating? if that's the case, then any guys kissing you are gonna wonder if they're kissing a urinal.

 

[-SD-]

*you can classify this under the bubblegum section*

 

[tripleblonde]

so in other words, you're gonna hold it all in til your back teeth are floating? if that's the case, then any guys kissing you are gonna wonder if they're kissing a urinal.

mmm.....interesting....

but it won't be a problem as I don't kiss guys in clubs

 

[Buddy_Christ]

well hell, if your breath smells like a urinal cause your back teeth are floating, that'd explain why no guys are kissing you in the clubs.

 

[Lao Tzu]

you'd be suprised what a well placed punch to the solar plexus does to a drunk 113 lb girls snatch contrictor muscles.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

nevermind.

 

[tripleblonde]

well hell, if your breath smells like a urinal cause your back teeth are floating, that'd explain why no guys are kissing you in the clubs.

lmao

i have a boyfriend so no kissing for me!

and nordstrom......wtf.....explain yourself!

 

[Lao Tzu]

and nordstrom......wtf.....explain yourself!

See location

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i have a boyfriend so no kissing for me!

yeah, i wouldn't kiss my girlfriend either if her breath reminded me of my bathroom.......

 

[tripleblonde]

See location

AHHHHH!!!!

 

[tripleblonde]

yeah, i wouldn't kiss my girlfriend either if her breath reminded me of my bathroom.......

lol

well hopefully it never has before as I have always broken the seal and quite early in the evening mind you....but restrooms in a club = floating STD's....

they are disgusting and I refuse to use them anymore.....I shall be strong!

 

[SoreArms]

I thought you were talking about loosing your virginity

 

[juve]

what seal? you a curious virgin?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

what seal? you a curious virgin?

I think she's into aquatic beastiality

 

[Buddy_Christ]

nothing wrong with that.

 

[Sub-Zero]

breaking the seal?

so your losing your virginity tonight?

 

[onebigab]

Someone's gonna be devirginized.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Someone's gonna be devirginized.

Mr. Peabody, set the way back machine for 1994.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

devirginized? i bet that girl would make hookers and porn stars blush if they all sat down together and listed their sexual experiences.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I now realize what the "triple" stands for in Tripleblonde

 

[Buddy_Christ]

it took you this long? you ride the short bus still?

 

[Sub-Zero]

she has three boobs!?

 

[Lao Tzu]

i dont know what triple stands for either. i thought it was an homage to triple X

Is it 3 way?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Is it 3 way?

more graphic... keep going....

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

Mr. Peabody, set the way back machine for 1994.

lol nice.

but remember, this leaves you open to a 'futurama' or 'jetsons' joke.

 

[Lao Tzu]

more graphic... keep going....

what is more graphic than three way? Anal, oral and vaginal.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

fill in the blanks

no _ _ _ _ _ barred

three _ _ _ _ _ woman

deliverys in the _ _ _ _

 

[Moderate_THIS]

what is more graphic than three way? Anal, oral and vaginal.

three in the same orifice

 

[Sub-Zero]

fill in the blanks

no _ _ _ _ _ barred

three _ _ _ _ _ woman

deliverys in the _ _ _ _

mail?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

sublime, isn't it past your bed time? the adults want to talk about adult things now. cover your ears.

 

[Lao Tzu]

fill in the blanks

no _ _ _ _ _ barred

three _ _ _ _ _ woman

deliverys in the _ _ _ _

holds

?????

mail

 

[Sub-Zero]

sublime, isn't it past your bed time? the adults want to talk about adult things now. cover your ears.

yeah, im gunna go jerk off to pictures of members section and then its bed-time for me

 

[Buddy_Christ]

you're oh so close nordstrom. so close.

 

[Sub-Zero]

holds

naked

anus

 

[Lao Tzu]

holds or holes?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i've held naked anus before. kinda fun actually.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Crak, you're as discombobulated as an Alzeihmer's patient at a family reunion

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

she has three boobs!?

yeah man, she was in Total Recall, but she dyed her hair for the role

 

[Buddy_Christ]

chaos, you're as juicy as a bukkake festival.

 

[chewyxrage]

I think she's into aquatic beastiality

NICE

 

[bowling ball nutz]

just go ahead and pop that cherry

 

[avenirup]

devirginized? i bet that girl would make hookers and porn stars blush if they all sat down together and listed their sexual experiences.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

you think she'd make our girl blush though?

 

[tripleblonde]

worst thread ever

you guys are disgusting

 

[Buddy_Christ]

hey, it's YOUR past we're talking about, so why are you calling US disgusting?

 

[Lao Tzu]

worst thread ever

you guys are disgusting

Ah come one. WHat does the triple stand for. Does it mean you will do the chili dog, hot lunch and pile driver all at once?

 

[tripleblonde]

Ah come one. WHat does the triple stand for. Does it mean you will do the chili dog, hot lunch and pile driver all at once?

no, no, and no

triple stands for a fun toast my girls and i use to say when we went out, one that is not sexual

and i honestly find this thread disgusting

 

[Sub-Zero]

no, no, and no

triple stands for a fun toast my girls and i use to say when we went out, one that is not sexual

and i honestly find this thread disgusting

fun toast?

is that like a sexual position

 

[hardrock]

(something) thread ever!

 

[tripleblonde]

SOMEONE LOCK THIS!!!

heh

 

[Dial_tone]

I still haven't figured what breakin the seal is........i'm too old for this shit.

 

[tripleblonde]

I still haven't figured what breakin the seal is........i'm too old for this shit.

i was just joking last night about not "breaking the seal" when i go out to the club meaning you don't use the restroom because once you do, you'll pee every five seconds because of the alcohol....

has jack shit to do w/being a virgin

 

[HumorMe]

SOMEONE LOCK THIS!!!

heh

You do know that since you started this thread, you can delete the whole thing.

 

[tripleblonde]

You do know that since you started this thread, you can delete the whole thing.

actually didn't know that or it would already be gone....how does one do that hm?

 

[HumorMe]

actually didn't know that or it would already be gone....how does one do that hm?

You should have an edit icon next to the quote icon. Just click on that and look at the top of the page for a "delete" box. Check it and then delete it.

Might affect your post per day average though.

 

[Lao Tzu]

no, no, and no

triple stands for a fun toast my girls and i use to say when we went out, one that is not sexual

and i honestly find this thread disgusting

Hmm. so punching you in the solar plexus to commit date rape is an ok topic but this isnt? I always knew you cyclops had weird value systems, even Homer knew that.

 

[tripleblonde]

You should have an edit icon next to the quote icon. Just click on that and look at the top of the page for a "delete" box. Check it and then delete it.

Might affect your post per day average though.

lol...prob so

eh....no edit function for me, must be a plat only ability....it's no biggie though

dale jr. is leading the race at talladega, so nothing could put me in a bad mood right now

 

[tripleblonde]

lol...prob so

eh....no edit function for me, must be a plat only ability....it's no biggie though

dale jr. is leading the race at talladega, so nothing could put me in a bad mood right now

wait....now i have one.....heh......i'll be back i'm missing the race!

 

[tripleblonde]

Hmm. so punching you in the solar plexus to commit date rape is an ok topic but this isnt? I always knew you cyclops had weird value systems, even Homer knew that.

you're scary

 

[Dial_tone]

Man, I recall one date at a restaurant about 15 years ago. Once I peed I swear I must've peed every 5 minutes for the next 45 minutes. I just could not hold it. I considered just unzipping the damn thing under the table.

 

[Lao Tzu]

you're scary

If i were scary i wouldn't be harassing some lady on the internet now would i? I would be doing it in real life.

 

[tripleblonde]

If i were scary i wouldn't be harassing some lady on the internet now would i? I would be doing it in real life.

see your location

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

you're scary

cyclops are scarier

 

[Lao Tzu]

see your location

Alllllllllllllllllllllll in good fun my main man.

Do you use one goggle or two when you go swimming

 

[tripleblonde]

Alllllllllllllllllllllll in good fun my main man.

Do you use one goggle or two when you go swimming

nice edit

 

[Sub-Zero]

see your location

your location sh ould read "on bottom, and liking it"

 

[Lao Tzu]

nice edit

When you are out on a date with a guy with a mullet who you are only dating because he vaguely looks like dale earnhardt jr and sitting in his el camino at burger kind while he tries blindly to grope your breasts only to find that those are your shoulder blades and that you are facing the other way you will miss getting made fun of by me. Mark my words.

 

[Gymgurl]

Just call her Ms. triplenipple

 

[avenirup]

you think she'd make our girl blush though?

Mmmmm. I doubt it. I have seen some of "our" girl's movies and she can get pretty nasty. But ya never know...

 

[chewyxrage]

holy shit this thread got long

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Mmmmm. I doubt it. I have seen some of "our" girl's movies and she can get pretty nasty. But ya never know...

i need more of her movies