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Bran (i.e. last night)...

sawastea

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Few questions bor:

1) I really enjoyed reading those emails this morning. I'm glad Dunk feels so highly of me. Funny shit about Habib too. You learn new shit every day.

2) Thanks for the phone call last night/this morning. Cute how you gave some chick my phone number and she left a dirty ("naughty") message on my cell. I haven't heard that type of language in a few days.

3) Congrats on you new job. Great to hear someone actually hired you. Did they now you have ties to the Taliban and Al-Queda?
 
there was only 1 question in there.

and holy fuck - did you just refer to something Bran did to you as "cute"??!!!!!
 
No, this must be aired in the public. I feel that EF should know. I'm sure after the steak and BJ day yesterday, need2 busted a 200K karma nut on you :D
 
sawastea said:
No, this must be aired in the public. I feel that EF should know. I'm sure after the steak and BJ day yesterday, need2 busted a 200K karma nut on you :D
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need2 did non of the sort!!!!
i thought maybe this thread was some messed up joke.......didnt know he seriously did this shit. that is fucked up
 
2) Thanks for the phone call last night/this morning. Cute how you gave some chick my phone number and she left a dirty ("naughty") message on my cell. I haven't heard that type of language in a few days.
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Basically, after the Shield last night, I finished watching Nashville Stars. After that, I watched a little Sportcenter and went to sleep. Around 12:30-1 I got a mysterious phone call from a 214 area code. I was like "it's either my cousin calling me from jail, one of the chicks I hooked up with last month in Dallas or Bran." Didn't pick up. About 3min later my message light comes on and Kokomo starts playing on my Treo (oh yea, Beach Boys). I listen to it and it's some chick, sounded hawt, but if she was with bran, she was a deuce, maybe a deuce and a half. She's like, "hey, I miss you, I really enjoyed how you made me cum last month, you cawk was so big and you were so powerful, it just made me burst......I'd love to see you again so we can fuck." Long ass message, like 4min. Firstly, I know it wasn't that chick b/c I made her cum more than once, everything else was accurate.

i.e Dunk: Somehow he found out I wear Pringle of Scotland sweaters and he's making fun of me. WTF! Just b/c I wear plaid, doesn't mean shit. I idol Zack Morris.

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yo

buddy

sawastea, derrek pretty drunk right now because today i accepted an offer from a private equity shop that invests in distressed real estate and loans which is fucking awesome!!!!

dunk told me that lol I talked shit about you and that you wore a plaid sweater????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

so if you hear I talked shit about you...... yeah....... ok....... you wear plaid sweaters... basically that means you aren't a tool. guess what I wear plaid sweaters A LOT. people are jealous we get laid I think.

I hope to come back up to NYC to party and have more time this summer. thanks for all your hospitality.... I really do appreciate it.

Make sure you call me if you come down South.
 
sawastea said:
yo

buddy

sawastea, derrek pretty drunk right now because today i accepted an offer from a private equity shop that invests in distressed real estate and loans which is fucking awesome!!!!
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so u are now a telemarketer for a home loan gig?
 
sawastea said:
Basically, after the Shield last night, I finished watching Nashville Stars. After that, I watched a little Sportcenter and went to sleep. Around 12:30-1 I got a mysterious phone call from a 214 area code. I was like "it's either my cousin calling me from jail, one of the chicks I hooked up with last month in Dallas or Bran." Didn't pick up. About 3min later my message light comes on and Kokomo starts playing on my Treo (oh yea, Beach Boys). I listen to it and it's some chick, sounded hawt, but if she was with bran, she was a deuce, maybe a deuce and a half. She's like, "hey, I miss you, I really enjoyed how you made me cum last month, you cawk was so big and you were so powerful, it just made me burst......I'd love to see you again so we can fuck." Long ass message, like 4min. Firstly, I know it wasn't that chick b/c I made her cum more than once, everything else was accurate.

i.e Dunk: Somehow he found out I wear Pringle of Scotland sweaters and he's making fun of me. WTF! Just b/c I wear plaid, doesn't mean shit. I idol Zack Morris.

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lol nice
bran hangs out with plumpers?
 
lololololololololol

this is awesome.

the EF plaid sweater controversy!!!!

this is all dunk's fault

BTW I don't get laid I just lied about that when I was drunk last night.

and the Indian is a good guy, I think Dunk is stirring shit up.
 
jackangel said:
nah, fuck this. kid's an asshole. i'm out.
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Just because your paranoid doesnt mean people aren't following you.

BTW. You know that i know that what bran told me is fucked up bro. All im gonna say.
 
sawastea said:
Few questions bor:

1) I really enjoyed reading those emails this morning. I'm glad Dunk feels so highly of me. Funny shit about Habib too. You learn new shit every day.

2) Thanks for the phone call last night/this morning. Cute how you gave some chick my phone number and she left a dirty ("naughty") message on my cell. I haven't heard that type of language in a few days.

3) Congrats on you new job. Great to hear someone actually hired you. Did they now you have ties to the Taliban and Al-Queda?
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whos the migget in youre ave
 
we need to bring sorearms into this thread, then my Trilogy of EF meetups will all be here and we can all talk shit!
 
It was me bitch, from the US vs Japan game. WTF you don't have me on your phone list anymore? You are so off my speed dial.
 
SoreArms said:
It was me bitch, from the US vs Japan game. WTF you don't have me on your phone list anymore? You are so off my speed dial.
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id be pissed too

i still got chaos image celly ready to dial
 
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