bought my first adult toy today

[dzulboy]

come on bro, u serious?? I have been consistently masturbating for something like 16 years and I am still not bored.

ROFLMAO

 

[fsupat70]

How is she going to suck dick?

good point i guess ill put up with the yapping

 

[DepressiveJuice]

im not bored with my hand but i thought this would feel better than it. it only cost me $25. i dont think i'll ever buy another adult toy. i bought a dildo for my girl last year (on-line) and it turned out to be way too big for her.

 

[onerepmaximum]

im not bored with my hand but i thought this would feel better than it. it only cost me $25. i dont think i'll ever buy another adult toy. i bought a dildo for my girl last year (on-line) and it turned out to be way too big for her.

Bro, you should never buy a toy for your girlfriend that could render you obselete. A dust pan or mop is fine, a dildo= NO.

 

[drgoodbody]

Bro, you should never buy a toy for your girlfriend that could render you obselete. A dust pan or mop is fine, a dildo= NO.

I wouldn't buy my lady a dust pan or mop, because I want to keep getting that pussy. But I agree that I definitely wouldn't buy her a dildo because I like being the biggest thing going up there. Good for me she has no interest in owning one either - she always prefers the real thing.

DrG

 

[DBCooper]

No you get a smaller one to hit her butt when you hit her kitty doggiestyle.