Boob Job Hug.....

[squatpuke]

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A friend of my mom's (she's 50+ so don't ask for pics), had a boob job a few years back....common knowlege, no guessing here. Small lady, BIG Boobs.

She came to visit my mom and was flirting around with me all weekend (I'm married and don't mess around). Anyway, as she was leaving she gave me a hug (arms around my neck) and I felt this awkward, almost nasty lump hit me on my chest...I realized it was one of her gel sacs....ewwwww.

Anyway, this is my first experience with the "un-natural" and it TOTALLY freaked me out and changed my view point on those things...

No way would I want wifey to get those...I'll take her saggy, breastfeeding, UTLRAsensitive 36C's to those rock-hard bag of silicones anyday.

Natural IS THE ONLY WAY to go gentlemen.

Thoughts?

 

[Lestat]

Natural is fine, but fake is fine by me too.

 

[kills]

I am with you on that one I have never liked fake. When a woman lies on her back they are not supposed to stay straight up. And they dont move the same when you are hitting it.Dont like them

 

[Hiatussin]

American plastic surgeons have a rep for overdoing it. too hard, too round, too big.

(much like american cooks, car manufacturers, movie directors...)

 

[squatpuke]

(add to the list SuperSize Meals, Media Hype, and promoting Democracy in Foreign Lands)

Hey, nothing exceeds like excess....

Go Stars & Stripes.

 

[jack sparrow]

Fake boobs feel like what I envision a female corpses boobs feel like.

 

[gotmilk]

I have gel sacs...in my shoes

 

[Hiatussin]

Fake boobs feel like what I envision a female corpses boobs feel like.

I suspect this to be fairly accurate

 

[wnt2bBeast]

depends on how its done
ive felt some that you cant even tell they are fake

 

[Raina]

I'm torn. I've wanted them on and off over the years. I'd probably get them though if I spawned and my own weren't the same as they were.

 

[*MissFit*]

i'm gonna get them next year...

 

[jack sparrow]

Toob sock boobs are better than fakes IMO. I'd rather throw them over my shoulder than fell that creepyness. Maybe there have been fake boob breakthroughs in the recent past, but I can tell you that if there were, none of the chicks I can get are able to afford them.

 

[bluepeter]

Real all the way. Some people always say it depends how they are done, I disagree. I've felt maybe a dozen different sets of fake ones and while some were better than others, they all sucked compared to the real thing.

 

[hamstershaver]

ive never felt fake boobs

 

[bluepeter]

ive never felt fake boobs

You're not missing anything.

 

[gotmilk]

I'd probably get them though

You'd have to get your fingers lengthened in order to cover them

 

[nutsnack]

ive never felt fake boobs

nor have i.. ive heard lots of stories though

 

[awittyusername]

nor have i.. ive heard lots of stories though

I would have guess you felt some at your stripper girl party

 

[PBR]

depends on how its done
ive felt some that you cant even tell they are fake

i will concur...

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Bors,

I will be the voice of dissent. Good plastic surgery is a wonderful thing.

 

[Lestat]

Bors,

I will be the voice of dissent. Good plastic surgery is a wonderful thing.

I agree with that 100%

 

[GoldenDelicious]

ever since i started having sex with virgins exclusively (since i shouldnt have to put up with 'used' women...yuk...) i have to say, ive never come across them

do tell, guys...

 

[jnevin]

Bors,

I will be the voice of dissent. Good plastic surgery is a wonderful thing.

Agreed. My ex wife had saline implants. They looked great, but were solid. So she went in and got silicon and they look perfect and feel real. Dem shits is good.

 

[Mr. Black]

I would have guess you felt some at your stripper girl party

 

[curling]

I got my wife some 34 c boobs. I like em. I liked them before too but she feels out tops better now. She wanted bigger ones but the plastic surgeon advised against against it and gave her the tear drop ones to make them look more natural. They feel firm on the bottom of the boob but the top is total natural feeling. So I kind get the best of both worlds. I told her if she ever divorce me though I want them back because they cost me $4k.

 

[Mr. Black]

I got my wife some 34 c boobs. I like em. I liked them before too but she feels out tops better now. She wanted bigger ones but the plastic surgeon advised against against it and gave her the tear drop ones to make them look more natural. They feel firm on the bottom of the boob but the top is total natural feeling. So I kind get the best of both worlds. I told her if she ever divorce me though I want them back because they cost me $4k.

Got any pics?

 

[jrlex]

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A friend of my mom's (she's 50+ so don't ask for pics), had a boob job a few years back....common knowlege, no guessing here. Small lady, BIG Boobs.

She came to visit my mom and was flirting around with me all weekend (I'm married and don't mess around). Anyway, as she was leaving she gave me a hug (arms around my neck) and I felt this awkward, almost nasty lump hit me on my chest...I realized it was one of her gel sacs....ewwwww.

Anyway, this is my first experience with the "un-natural" and it TOTALLY freaked me out and changed my view point on those things...

No way would I want wifey to get those...I'll take her saggy, breastfeeding, UTLRAsensitive 36C's to those rock-hard bag of silicones anyday.

Natural IS THE ONLY WAY to go gentlemen.

Thoughts?

Until I experience it....silicone anyone?