Blue Balls!

[68GT350]

Some stupid broad once tried to convince me that no such condition actually exists. Tonight, I didn't even realize what it was till I sat down and thought about it.

I was hookin up with a girl and went home, not completely satisfied. Well, it feels like a mix of having really bad gas and having been punched in the nuts and stomach at the same time. I was doubled over in pain till I realized what was wrong, cranked one out, and shot a load that would have made Ron Jeremy proud.

I'm SOOOO not used to girls only letting me hook up and not going all the way.

Ladies, be good to your men...don't let blue balls get them!

 

[Bigsatan13]

I was hookin up with a girl and went home, not completely satisfied.

That's odd. Hookers usually let you finish.

 

[68GT350]

Re: Re: Blue Balls!

That's odd. Hookers usually let you finish.

I can't afford to pay for sex! If I could, i'd be gettin laid all the time then, instead of letting a blanket of dust settle over my cock-n-balls.

 

[Bigsatan13]

That's the problem. They want the money up front.

 

[68GT350]

anyone else actually get blue balls?

 

[Big Buck]

anyone else actually get blue balls?

Yeap, had them before. I was messing around w/ this chick and she would NOT let me fuck her.....(because I had fucked her cousin a couple times recently...LOL), so she went down on me for a long time, but I couldn't cum. I was pissed and in pain...LOL I did eventually fuck her the next night....

 

[KnoXville]

never got that before

how long you have to wait between 'releases' for that to happen?

 

[Taps]

Yeah, it's not a pleasant sensation.

Ladies for the love of God, if you don't want to have sex, just jerk the guy off. It's kind of like shooting a wounded animal -- not to do it would be cruel and inhumane.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

anyone else actually get blue balls?

yeah I had the misfortune a few times.The worste is when I fucked around with my girl in l.a.,the had to drive home to san diego 2 hour trip.The whole drive i was in fuckin agony.It felt like the worste case of the shits,and having your nuts in a vice.I was going to be late for work so I could'nt pull over to release,so I rubbed it out while driving.It shot way up onto the roof of the car past my face.Biggest load to date

 

[68GT350]

Yeah, the load was incredible. I was like...DAYUM.

 

[biteme]

yeah I had the misfortune a few times.The worste is when I fucked around with my girl in l.a.,the had to drive home to san diego 2 hour trip.The whole drive i was in fuckin agony.It felt like the worste case of the shits,and having your nuts in a vice.I was going to be late for work so I could'nt pull over to release,so I rubbed it out while driving.It shot way up onto the roof of the car past my face.Biggest load to date

Haha. That's funny as shit. Those are the best kind. Makes your eyes roll into the back of your head.

 

[biteme]

My ex wife could tell when I was going to cum. She would be jacking me off while driving down the road, She would stop and squeeze the end of my pecker right before I came. She would do this over and over until I couldn't stand it. When it finally came, it was heaven. I swear I bet I came enough to fill a glass half full. I miss that bitch sometimes.

 

[casavant]

Some stupid broad once tried to convince me that no such condition actually exists. Tonight, I didn't even realize what it was till I sat down and thought about it.

You should have told her that PMS didn't exist either (I actually read a study that said this) and that it was just used by women as an excuse to act shitty.

*yes, I myself do FULLY believe in PMS*