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Blind date horror.......

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Evil_Frisky

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I've been on ONE blind date and oh what the horror...

I let my cousin talk me into going to a Jr/Sr Prom with her boyfriends brother.. didn't know him at all never talked to him nothing. So I get this really cute snazzy strapless dress.. nice comfy heels.. feeling confident.

The limo comes to get us and all is well... very handsome lad and a gentlemen too :verygood: .. All is going great, nice conversation .. so we get to the Resturant and I go to exit the car..

Heel gets caught in the him of my dress I go flying into Nick .. dress comes rolling down below baring all.... legs everywere boobs everywhere.. So Im standing there with my dress literally around my torso and my shoe in my hand.. This poor guy just standing there looking at me In horror.. and what comes out my mouth.. :worried:

"Could you please help me get my tits back in this thing?"

Im so gracefull.. :verygood:
 
note to me.. suggest strapless for dinner...
 
Frisky said:
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...Heel gets caught in the him of my dress I go flying into Nick .. dress comes rolling down below baring all.... legs everywere boobs everywhere.. So Im standing there with my dress literally around my torso and my shoe in my hand.. This poor guy just standing there looking at me In horror.. and what comes out my mouth.. :worried:

"Could you please help me get my tits back in this thing?"

Im so gracefull.. :verygood:
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I recall you posting a similar experience not too long ago.

Im noticing a pattern :worried:
 
My friends stopped suggesting blind dates for me when I was single after I left one of their suggestions at the resturant and he had to call them to pick him up.
 
ChefWide said:
note to me.. suggest strapless for dinner...
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will you help me get my tits back in that thing?

Poor Nick was in shock.. LOL
 
JerseyArt said:
I recall you posting a similar experience not too long ago.

Im noticing a pattern :worried:
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LOL..

you'd think I'd have learned my lesson on heels... unfortunately they don't come with training wheels.. :worried:
 
Frisky said:
will you help me get my tits back in that thing?

Poor Nick was in shock.. LOL
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Nick was just too busy thanking God to keep his act together...

:verygood:
 
lol... i had a blind date once. the guy was like SOOOOOO happy to meet me. which is, of course, very nice, but this was getting silly. I'm not anything to really get thrilled about when seeing me, but this guy would NOT shut up about how pleased he was and pleasantly surprised and OMG you're awesome and you're perfect, etc.
at first i was just really flattered- nobody ever made such a stink before, but after 10 minutes i'm laughing to myself and another 10 minutes i'm laughing out loud and another 10 minutes i'm like "ok... STOP".
i tried asking about him, talking about the news, etc, but nothing worked to change the topic and i dreaded having to see him again.
 
LOL

blind dates (except that one) have been fairly good.
probably because I didn't pick the guy.

HAHHAHAHA


how was the rest of date?
 
Mr. dB said:
Are you wearing that dress on New Years Eve?
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LOL.. no, I do have a snazzy New Years Eve outfit though.. I may have to stay away from the heels ... LMAO
 
Frisky said:
LOL.. no, I do have a snazzy New Years Eve outfit though.. I may have to stay away from the heels ... LMAO
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I've learned that heels are only really good for me IN THE BED (or the closet) - I've become challenged elsewhere
 
velvett said:
LOL

blind dates (except that one) have been fairly good.
probably because I didn't pick the guy.

HAHHAHAHA


how was the rest of date?
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The rest of the date was really awkard .. he'd seen my boob within the first 30 minutes of meeting. We talked for a few weeks after that nothing special, no more dates..

I mean really how much better can a date get.. he had me close to nekkid at near 'hello' :qt:
 
jerkbox said:
a blind date for the prom?

thats kind of weird
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LOL..


He was UBER shy.. very adorable guy though. And my cousin really wanted me to go with her which prompted this date.
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
What prompted this flashback?
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Hmm... I get um every now and again.. you know sitting in the car, driving and you start thinking.. all of a sudden your Lauging you ass off and everyone at the stop light is looking at you like your NUTS... well that was me this morning.. ;)
 
jackangel said:
somewhere on the internet, a shy yet adorable man is posting a thread entitled 'Blind date awesomeness'
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LMFAO

:lmao:
 
Frisky said:
I've been on ONE blind date and oh what the horror...

I let my cousin talk me into going to a Jr/Sr Prom with her boyfriends brother.. didn't know him at all never talked to him nothing. So I get this really cute snazzy strapless dress.. nice comfy heels.. feeling confident.

The limo comes to get us and all is well... very handsome lad and a gentlemen too :verygood: .. All is going great, nice conversation .. so we get to the Resturant and I go to exit the car..

Heel gets caught in the him of my dress I go flying into Nick .. dress comes rolling down below baring all.... legs everywere boobs everywhere.. So Im standing there with my dress literally around my torso and my shoe in my hand.. This poor guy just standing there looking at me In horror.. and what comes out my mouth.. :worried:

"Could you please help me get my tits back in this thing?"

Im so gracefull.. :verygood:
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OMG

HAHAHAHAH
I AM SORRY
I had to laugh, this is funny, i am in the office, girl u had made my day

Ok seriously speaking, anyone in your shoes would do the same thing, the only thing u can do, is laugh at yourself, or do a Samantha from Sex and the City ( act like u don't care, put it back on and walk with your head high )
 
The Shadow said:
..well...SHE did
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To you.. :goof:

did you make that sound too :worried:
 
Frisky said:
So Im standing there with my dress literally around my torso and my shoe in my hand.. This poor guy just standing there looking at me In horror.. and what comes out my mouth.. :worried:

"Could you please help me get my tits back in this thing?"

Im so gracefull.. :verygood:
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did he propose?

-
 
I told my work mates at work, the girls all share your horror
I must say it is funny, u have to admit

So what happend nexted DETAILS pls
 
Meantime1 said:
I told my work mates at work, the girls all share your horror
I must say it is funny, u have to admit

So what happend nexted DETAILS pls
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LOL

well, he really tried to help me pull the dress back up in a very OMG.. I'm touching her boob way. And I'm all like.. shove it in there before EVERYONE sees.. LOL

It all happend sooo fast yet seemed like I stood there forever bare breasted and blushing.
 
Frisky said:
LOL

well, he really tried to help me pull the dress back up in a very OMG.. I'm touching her boob way. And I'm all like.. shove it in there before EVERYONE sees.. LOL

It all happend sooo fast yet seemed like I stood there forever bare breasted and blushing.
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OMG

THIS IS FUNNY, i am soooo laughing out loud at work,
The girls are like no, they cant believe it
Are u two going to see each other again
 
velvett said:
I've learned that heels are only really good for me IN THE BED (or the closet) - I've become challenged elsewhere
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Heels were made for steering or leering, not for walking.
 
ChefWide said:
Heels were made for steering or leering, not for walking.
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I learned that the HARD way :chomp:
 
Meantime1 said:
OMG

THIS IS FUNNY, i am soooo laughing out loud at work,
The girls are like no, they cant believe it
Are u two going to see each other again
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LOL

No this happened 13 years ago.. ;)
 
Frisky said:
I learned that the HARD way :chomp:
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Well, if aint hard, it aint worth a fuck.





That message was brought to you by Chefwides deceased drunken grandfather, a wealth of wisdom and propriety as you have ever met... or not.
 
ChefWide said:
Well, if aint hard, it aint worth a fuck.
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Wise.. wise.. man :evil:
 
Last year I had a blind double-date, she was a friend of the other couple, one of whom was a co-worker of mine. She was a "leggy supermodel" MILF type, successful business woman who still did some part-time modelling for department store catalogs. She was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen on two legs. During the sushi dinner she didn't laugh at any of my jokes and was generally curt and moody. I thought I had crashed and burned, but after dinner she dragged me to her condo for about an hour of the most passionless sex I've ever experienced. I mean she was like a limp rag. Then as I was leaving, she asked if I could get up early the next morning and drive her to the airport. I agreed to, but then overslept. I guess she called a cab...
 
Mr. dB said:
Last year I had a blind double-date, she was a friend of the other couple, one of whom was a co-worker of mine. She was a "leggy supermodel" MILF type, successful business woman who still did some part-time modelling for department store catalogs. She was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen on two legs. During the sushi dinner she didn't laugh at any of my jokes and was generally curt and moody. I thought I had crashed and burned, but after dinner she dragged me to her condo for about an hour of the most passionless sex I've ever experienced. I mean she was like a limp rag. Then as I was leaving, she asked if I could get up early the next morning and drive her to the airport. I agreed to, but then overslept. I guess she called a cab...
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HELL... I'll take my horror over yours anyday.. ;)

lmao @ limp rag..
 
see, if this happend more recent. he would have whipped his mobile phone with camera out and later posted it all over the internet.
 
Mr. dB said:
I thought I had crashed and burned, but after dinner she dragged me to her condo for about an hour of the most passionless sex I've ever experienced. I mean she was like a limp rag. Then as I was leaving, she asked if I could get up early the next morning and drive her to the airport. I agreed to, but then overslept. I guess she called a cab...
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:lmao:
 
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