Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
napsgear
genezapharmateuticals
domestic-supply US-PHARMACIES UGL OZ
Raptor Labs UGFREAK OxygenPharm
napsgeargenezapharmateuticals domestic-supplyUS-PHARMACIES UGL OZUGFREAKRaptor LabsOxygenPharm

black american guys in australia...

G

GoldenDelicious

New member
piss me the hell off

i was at a gig tonite and this wannabe bling wearing black handshake doing twit came along behind teh dj decks wanting to kiss my ass for baving bog boobs, and was offended when i didnt want to touch his filthy disgusting hands, almost had to smack him out

fuckin mtv, its poisoning culture everywhere

also, apologies to stringbean, there were a couple of girls wanting me to hit it but...i couldnt. nah. nup. refusal. bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt no way

come to oz, youll be awash, trust me ;)

yiaaaaaa
 
GoldenDelicious said:
piss me the hell off

i was at a gig tonite and this wannabe bling wearing black handshake doing twit came along behind teh dj decks wanting to kiss my ass for baving bog boobs, and was offended when i didnt want to touch his filthy disgusting hands, almost had to smack him out

fuckin mtv, its poisoning culture everywhere

also, apologies to stringbean, there were a couple of girls wanting me to hit it but...i couldnt. nah. nup. refusal. bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt no way

come to oz, youll be awash, trust me ;)

yiaaaaaa
Click to expand...



Pics of the hood rat.

Pics of the scraps that Bean Bean woulda eaten up.
 
i have no pics, i was in awe of what my dj buddies do at that particular venue

they offered me a job. LOL!

the hood rat was embarrassing. total try hard. skinny, ugly, cheap bling on his cheap shit everything. tried intimidating everyone with fancy handshakes and an accent i couldnt pick. i went back into country town mode and gave him the "touch me again and im going to bop you" look and he started trying very hard to impress me before i shrugged, token shook his hand so he fuced off and went back to my convo

socially illiterate twat :rolleyes:

also the skanks were nothing to speak of. one of them pulled up her skirt to reveal underwear that said "trouble begins ehre" embossed on them. i was thinking more like "herpes begins here" ech.

she spent half the night chasing me round ot play with my nipples, what a retard
 
GoldenDelicious said:
i have no pics, i was in awe of what my dj buddies do at that particular venue

they offered me a job. LOL!

the hood rat was embarrassing. total try hard. skinny, ugly, cheap bling on his cheap shit everything. tried intimidating everyone with fancy handshakes and an accent i couldnt pick. i went back into country town mode and gave him the "touch me again and im going to bop you" look and he started trying very hard to impress me before i shrugged, token shook his hand so he fuced off and went back to my convo

socially illiterate twat :rolleyes:

also the skanks were nothing to speak of. one of them pulled up her skirt to reveal underwear that said "trouble begins ehre" embossed on them. i was thinking more like "herpes begins here" ech.

she spent half the night chasing me round ot play with my nipples, what a retard
Click to expand...

haha very true, which club were you at bro?
 
GoldenDelicious said:
hey gambino

i have a diary :)
Click to expand...

you see the problems with your club/drunk threads is that the timing is off with your american counterparts.
it's mid-afternoon here, sloggin out the day.
we're not in the same mindframe just yet, too early
 
I had a black guy walk up to me in a dance club once and said "Hey girl, I'm a soldja."

:lmao:

WTF
 
heavy_duty said:
I had a white chick walk up to me in a dance club once and said "Hey guy, I'm horny"
Click to expand...


I think anyone that's been out more that 5 times has had that gem walk up to them.
 
Gambino said:
you see the problems with your club/drunk threads is that the timing is off with your american counterparts.
it's mid-afternoon here, sloggin out the day.
we're not in the same mindframe just yet, too early
Click to expand...
this all means nothing to me, i jsut post it as it happens :)

also, what am i supposed to do, tell everyone about the girls i pick up? theyre not interesting stories. its like i met girl #3782 at venue xyz for our 4th meetup total real life time 1 hour 23 minutes i saw her give indicators of interest at ABC and responded with DEF which resulted in HIJ reciprocal response so i smooched her and invited her back to my place

boring, unless i post pics, which im not going to do :)
 
Racist!

!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

AAP
50 shitty americans
Replies
9
Views
2K
PoyeBoy
PoyeBoy
p0ink
50 Most Loathsome New Yorkers
Replies
11
Views
3K
Ulcasterdropout
U
Top Bottom