biteme, help me to understand something.

[jack sparrow]

Another EF member's posts got me thinking, and I think EF deserves an answer.

Here you say you waited 11 months to have sex with your current wife (who you married Sept. 24, 2007).

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/7652628-post28.html

Here you say that you lived together for 11 months before you got married.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/7660309-post11.html

Somewhere around this time last year, I remember your mind numbing rants about one crazy girlfriend after the other (like you've ever had a girlfriend) and I don't recall you even posting that you met this one by October of 2006. I don't remember you posting about her around Christmas time either...and for that matter, New Years 2007.

Help me to put the pieces of this troublesome puzzle together.














All that, plus you are a loser and your house is a steaming pile of shit.

 

[biteme]

Sure. Did you really believe that we didn't have sex for 11 months? On the second issue, our first date was Oct. 29th and she moved in with me on my birthday Nov. 7th... Now concerning you and I... Let's make peace... I can live with you thinking I'm a loser and that my adobe is a piece of shit. Can you forgive me for giving you shit in return? I don't even know who started it. These things start out slow and escalate. I used to get along with Stilleto and now we're at each other's throats. I'm not sure what started all that.

 

[jack sparrow]

What the?

Why you gotta be all nice like that?

Truce on one condition..you make a sincere apology to Stilleto for what you called her. She is one of the sweetest people I know. She didn't deserve that.

 

[biteme]

What the?

Why you gotta be all nice like that?

Truce on one condition..you make a sincere apology to Stilleto for what you called her. She is one of the sweetest people I know. She didn't deserve that.

Well she's been pretty mean to me lately for whatever reason, but I can apologize if it hurt her feelings. I'll even give her a hug.

 

[jack sparrow]

Well she's been pretty mean to me lately for whatever reason, but I can apologize if it hurt her feelings. I'll even give her a hug.

I'd like to see you make a thread saying so.

 

[biteme]

I'd like to see you make a thread saying so.

Okay.

 

[Raptorex]

this thread is nice too.

 

[heavy_duty]

how come jack knows all these broads in real life?

 

[ortiz34]

Damn, could Bitme dance around being called out any worse?

 

[ortiz34]

Sure. Did you really believe that we didn't have sex for 11 months? On the second issue, our first date was Oct. 29th and she moved in with me on my birthday Nov. 7th... Now concerning you and I... Let's make peace... I can live with you thinking I'm a loser and that my adobe is a piece of shit. Can you forgive me for giving you shit in return? I don't even know who started it. These things start out slow and escalate. I used to get along with Stilleto and now we're at each other's throats. I'm not sure what started all that.

LOLOLOLOL! @ her moving in a week after the first date! OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[bw1]

LOLOLOLOL! @ her moving in a week after the first date! OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LOL!

 

[Raptorex]

I believe in love at first sight?

 

[stilleto]

how come jack knows all these broads in real life?

he's a playa.

and he's genuinely nice. i sent him cookies once.

biteme, thank you for the apology. no hug is necessary though.

 

[swole]

Sure. Did you really believe that we didn't have sex for 11 months? On the second issue, our first date was Oct. 29th and she moved in with me on my birthday Nov. 7th... Now concerning you and I... Let's make peace... I can live with you thinking I'm a loser and that my adobe is a piece of shit. Can you forgive me for giving you shit in return? I don't even know who started it. These things start out slow and escalate. I used to get along with Stilleto and now we're at each other's throats. I'm not sure what started all that.

adobo is delicious on chicken

 

[the_clockwork]

I suck dick for coke

 

[puddlemonkey]

our first date was Oct. 29th and she moved in with me on my birthday Nov. 7th... .

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[jackangel]

sup jack

 

[jnevin]

he's a playa.

and he's genuinely nice. i sent him cookies once.

biteme, thank you for the apology. no hug is necessary though.

The hell???

 

[jackangel]

sup jnev

 

[MichaelScott]

que paso jnev, nice wheels swole

 

[calveless wonder]

I think you guys are too hard on biteme......

that's all i'm going to say

i like cracking jokes at his expense (and everybody else) for saying ridiculous or stupid shit but some people take it too personal/far

 

[stilleto]

The hell???

yeah. it's true. i'm nice like that, bitch.

 

[jnevin]

yeah. it's true. i'm nice like that, bitch.

<<Hurting inside. This guy. Hurting.

 

[stilleto]

<<Hurting inside. This guy. Hurting.

do you want a cookie or a tissue?

or do you just want to rest your head on my bosom and have a good cry?

 

[jnevin]

Option C is what I'd prefer.

 

[stilleto]

Option C is what I'd prefer.

that was my first choice too.



since i'm not sending you any cookies.

 

[Cal_21]

I suck dick for coke

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11816994/Coca_Cola_Fanta_Sprite_Hot_Promotions.jpg

 

[samoth]

Wait, Stilleto sends cookies to people? Why have I never been informed of this?

 

[jnevin]

that was my first choice too.



since i'm not sending you any cookies.

In my mind, I've been there for an hour.