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Bitchfest 2006!!!!

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SUNDAY, SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!!


Bring the kids and watch the BITCHFEST STEEL CAGE OF DEATH MATCH!!!

First up, CARDIO BUNNIES v. JUICER CHICKS...Will the juicer chicks be able to catch the cardio bunnies? Will the cardio bunnies be able to escape the RAGE of a the Women of Winny? Come to the EF Convention center this week to find out!!!

Next up, Stilleto "the MOD" Smith v. Blueta "Bikini Babe" Jones battle it out in a NO HOLDS BARRED fight to submission. Will Stilleto defend her title against this punch heavy rookie from our North. Who cares? They are hot, and there will be pudding in the ring.

Then in the Bitch Title Fight of the Year, Heather "Trophy Wife" Rae v. Muscle "mental" Mom. These two have a grudge and a venue, but no patience. Muscle mom has been deadlifting HEAVY OBJECTS REPEATEDLY for months to prepare! Can she defeat the newcomer who says she trains on the elliptical while watching "those really, really, super duper cute TV's that were just installed?"

Camera cut to Heather Rae: If I can avoid her signature move, "the deadlift of doom" for 3 rounds and otherwise don't break a nail, my stamina will kick in and I will perform the "princess plowdriver" and bring her to the mat. This match is MINE!!!! GROWL SNARL

Camera cut to Muscle Mom: That little cardio bunny can run, but she usuallly runs in one place in front of a little TV, so she won't escape my clutches! SHE"S GOING DOWN!!!! SNARL, WOOF, GROWL, GLARE

FINALLY! THE STEEL CAGE OF DOOM!!! This is guaranteed to be the fight of the year. Watch the phenomenon of the GIRL PILE ON!!! One girl starts mouthing off and every ef gal piles into the fight! We don't even know which sides are which, and sometimes NEITHER DO THEY! These ROWDY LASSES OF SASS will find weapons in the steel cage: including jump ropes, curl bars, epiladies, and eyelash curlers!!!!! All women enter! No threads LOCKED, NO MEMBERS BANNED!

DONT MISS IT!!! BRING YOUR FRIENDS, BRING YOUR KIDS, BRING YOUR FRIENDS' KIDS!!!!

Available on PPV!


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heatherae... this was so not cool.
 
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