Bitch Session

[AAP]

Bitch all you wanted.
About anything you want.
Nothing has immunity.
I got quite a few gripes of my own.

Go!

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So Jenna Bush is getting married. Are we to believe that she’s still a virgin and upholding all those conservative family values? Next thing you know Barbara will be joining MADD.

I would be a huge slut if only I had the time. Damn job!

You would think with this heat out there those damn bears would be passing out from their fat bellies and back hair.

I go to a gay sports bar. Not a straight sports bar. If I didn't have the choice, then I’d rather stay home and watch the game without a roomful of carefully posed, gushing men who shop in the boys department. Have you seen the fuck Aberzombie tight ass shirts ya'll bitches wearing?

I hate meeting tricks that proclaim they are over their ex and then proceed to talk nonstop about the said ex. You say you’re over your ex? Here’s a novel idea: Stop talking about him. Either that or prepare to start hearing about my ex who got me off six times a night. I wonder what he’s up to??? Like tonight?

Unlike that last prude, my current boyfriend and I love kink. Embrace your whorish ways.

I hate twinks, I would kill every last one of them if I could. Except my drug supplier.

Straight people acting like fags owe their stupid asses something. I don't owe you shit. I was molded from clay like Wonder Woman!

I hate Drama Majors. Standing around acting so butch but when you get them home, they start twirling around the room like Mary Tyler Moore dancing in the rain.

 

[Ilk]

I want my eggs fertilized.... Damn it!!!!

 

[ck2006]

I hate Drama Majors. Standing around acting so butch but when you get them home, they start twirling around the room like Mary Tyler Moore dancing in the rain.

LMAO!

 

[mountain muscle]

AAP your incessant politicing and bitching is fucking annoying. Go suck a cock or at least play with one so you can't type political bullshit anymore.

Other than that, I am doing okay.

 

[jestro]

I need to get laid.
My Jeep is a piece of crap.

 

[Stryker1992]

I was working out at the gym (one I joined for a month due to travelling) and there is a woman who "manages" the place. she has seen me like 6 or seven times in the last 2 weeks. I am doing lat pull downs and the bitch walks right up to me and gets in front of me. I look at her and pause and she tells me to "finish up".

She says to me "are you a member?" in some snot ass voice while being in my face. I say "No, I just fucking walked in off the streets becuase it looks like a cool place to exercise."

She proceeds to tell me I have to pay or leave...I tehn tell her I have been coming in for 2 weeks and she and I have seen one another several times. She goes and looks my name up and comes back and says "If you use the sign in sheet like we request then these things would not happen."

I told her if she would mind her own fucking business then these things would not happen.

Fucking CUNT! Do not bother me when I am working out!

LUCKILY I AM OFF CYCLE RIGHT NOW!

 

[The Shadow]

I want my eggs fertilized.... Damn it!!!!

Whoa....whats going on in here??




Eggs....yum

 

[gotmilk]

Why does two-ply toilet paper still rip?

I mean seriously, if I wanted to wipe my anus with my fingers, I'd convert to Muslim.

 

[The Shadow]

Why does two-ply toilet paper still rip?

I mean seriously, if I wanted to wipe my anus with my fingers, I'd convert to Muslim.

You ass dreads are getting in the way

 

[AAP]

LMAO!

It's true. You see a guy standing there looking all manly and butch. And you think "damn, he looks like he would be fun to have over Sunday to watch the game with."

Then you remember the last time you thought this and decide you better get him over Saturday night for a trial run. That's when you discover to your horror that you are observing something that can only be witnessed on some B-rated Oxygen channel musical show.

 

[gotmilk]

I mean ya..my anus is hairy and all, but it's fucking two ply.

 

[AAP]

Whoa....whats going on in here??

Nothing that I can't handle. Get back in the workshop.

Ilk, cmere girl. Before he gets jealous.

 

[gotmilk]

I want my eggs fertilized.... Damn it!!!!

I have a paper cup full of sperm from a 10 am wank session. Want it?

 

[Ilk]

Nothing that I can't handle. Get back in the workshop.

Ilk, cmere girl. Before he gets jealous.

Oh.... LOL

He never gets jealous anymore....

 

[Ilk]

I have a paper cup full of sperm from a 10 am wank session. Want it?

Erm.....























Maybe not....... Shadow can fill me up......

 

[puddlemonkey]

I want my eggs fertilized.... Damn it!!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

That's the scariest thing I've ever heard a woman say. Next to "I'm pregnant" of course.

 

[Ilk]

Thats all I do these days.....

 

[puddlemonkey]

Hottest thing ever was, "my tubes are tied" and it actually being true!

 

[CrazyRussian]

i hate how this board is a reflection of american society. a bunch of mindless fuckbags who spend their day mindlessly swimming through their shallow lake of nothingness known as life until its time to go to sleep, rinse and repeat, and die.

 

[AAP]

Oh.... LOL

He never gets jealous anymore....

If he saw how good I looked in your undies he would.

For now though, you and I will let him think he still looks the best.

 

[jestro]

i hate how this board is a reflection of american society. a bunch of mindless fuckbags who spend their day mindlessly swimming through their shallow lake of nothingness known as life until its time to go to sleep, rinse and repeat, and die.

Go back to the motherland then you damn commie.

 

[covergrl80]

I want my eggs fertilized.... Damn it!!!!

Oh yeah! No shit?

Me too. oh hold on a sec I want no babies!

 

[Ilk]

If he saw how good I looked in your undies he would.

For now though, you and I will let him think he still looks the best.

LOL...

He'll prob wonder what ass he should be tapping.....

Maybe you'll have yr ass in his avi if you wore my undies.....

Go put them on like a good boy now....

Chop Chop.....

 

[Ilk]

Oh yeah! No shit?

Me too. oh hold on a sec I want no babies!

LOL.....


You look after them, I'll produce them.....

 

[puddlemonkey]

i hate how this board is a reflection of american society. a bunch of mindless fuckbags who spend their day mindlessly swimming through their shallow lake of nothingness known as life until its time to go to sleep, rinse and repeat, and die.

You're just full of love today.

 

[cindylou]

i hate how this board is a reflection of american society. a bunch of mindless fuckbags who spend their day mindlessly swimming through their shallow lake of nothingness known as life until its time to go to sleep, rinse and repeat, and die.

this steroid chat forum does not reflect american society imo. But thats your opinion. I never run into ppl like this IRL.

how do you spend your day?

 

[CrazyRussian]

this steroid chat forum does not reflect american society imo. But thats your opinion. I never run into ppl like this IRL.

how do you spend your day?

everyone is just shallow, stupid, looking to get their kicks no matter how mindless and pointless. i see a lot of that IRL.

i spend most of my day working and/or studying...then just hanging out

 

[cindylou]

everyone is just shallow, stupid, looking to get their kicks no matter how mindless and pointless. i see a lot of that IRL.

i spend most of my day working and/or studying...then just hanging out

Well, thats the way it is ; unless you have somehow stumbled accross the meaning of life.

does life have a purpose? without a purpose it is mindless , pointless and shallow. Not just in America.

 

[Y_lifter]

FUCK ME IT'S HOT OUTSIDE !

Just walking from the AC bldg to my hot truck until the AC cools down and I'm sweating.
And Fuck you all before you even say that I'm fat because I'm down 25 lbs less fat recently.

And also Fuck all of you before you tell me its global warming and to get a hybrid bullshit as I just installed a bunch of Compact Fluorescents at the house.

 

[The Shadow]

Nothing that I can't handle. Get back in the workshop.

Ilk, cmere girl. Before he gets jealous.

Pulhease.....like you would put down your Bestsy Cocker turker baster that was left over from your Uncle Knuckle Fucker's tea party last night long enough to even type the message above.

What you got Voice recognition software??

How do you keep the Pick3 lisp detector from going off?

 

[fistfullofsteel]

fucking bitch i just met starts bitching about something the second she answered the phone. i'm not dr. phil. i really don't give a shit about your problems, i just want some vagina. i'm not asking for much.

another bitch talks about whatever she is thinking. she totally doesn't care where the conversation is going. she just blurts out things left and right.

Mosquitoes, i fucking hate Mosquitoes

 

[fistfullofsteel]

i also hate having to take a fucking piss every damn 10 minutes

 

[army_stud]

I hate homo's and all culture's other than my own.

I hate wiggers and people who talk shit in their cars and then back down when I get out (happened yesterday).

I hate illegal immigrants and anyone who exploits our welfare, medical and educational systems.

I mostly hate balless liberal monkeys.

 

[gotmilk]

I hate people with bad breath who still feel the need to almost make out when they talk to you.

Yeah....my head is twisted sideways because of my lazy eye....and not because I'm about to pass out from your shitty breath.

Crest...Aim...anything. Altoids....gum...suck on your thumb but do not remind me of the fat girl who asked me to toss her salad even though she was too fat to reach far enough around and wipe.

 

[jnevin]

I hate my allergies.

That's about it right now.

 

[Tytan]

Tired of working my arse off and contributing to the office and those lazy managment types take off every freaking holiday and not acknowledge the hard working people around them.