Best Job Ever...

[pdaddy]

...House-sitting, getting paid to go on vacation and useing someone elses utilities, gotta love it.

I start tomorrow, the guy is a HUGE wino and is leaving me about eight bottles of vintage wine along with assorted micro brew beers. He just bought a new bigscreen plasma with kick ass suround sound. He also made sure to mention a large bottle of valium available to give to his dog for anxiety

 

[theoak01]

sounds pretty sweet man,you should hire strippers and treat yourself to some real fun

 

[UA_Iron]

he should have left you his 18yo daughter too

see, it can get better.

 

[traddum]

Jesus man why cant i get a gig like that even once for fuck sake..lol

 

[pdaddy]

I just laugh at the fact I'll be getting paid for it, I should be paying him.
Oh, and it's only a block away from my favorite bar always reaking of a quality G & G ratio.

 

[UA_Iron]

I just laugh at the fact I'll be getting paid for it, I should be paying him.
Oh, and it's only a block away from my favorite bar always reaking of a quality G & G ratio.

damn sounds awesome.

you should bring some girls back and have an orgy.

 

[pdaddy]

damn sounds awesome.

you should bring some girls back and have an orgy.

Ok

and I'll def be pretending that it's my pad