Best excuse I've ever heard for not doing squats

[gretak911]

I was talking with an old friend from highschool at a wedding last night. He was one of the strongest kids in high school (benching 405 @230lbs) Never touched AAS till he went off to college. Well I haven't seen him in like 6 years and he's still a big mofo. We're talking about lifting and I tell him about a squat PR I hit recently. He tells me that his girlfriend asked him to stop squatting because his huge quads were making his dick look smaller!!!!


Just thought I'd share that with everyone.

 

[DBCooper]

LMFAO, that is funny. I'll tell that to the next fat girl that asks why men don't like 'big' girls. 'Lady it's because you make my dick look to small'.lol

 

[Liftbig]

thats pretty damn funny.

 

[b fold the truth]

Hmmm...I for sure wasn't genetically predisposed to look like a porn star or anything...but I highly doubt I'll start squatting to please anyone...lol.

Nefi likes my big legs too. She likes to pur her hands on them, feel them, and actually likes to massage the muscles in them.

I used to tell her that I wanted to be a lot bigger and she would ask "is it possible to be bigger? How can anyone be any bigger than you are?" After seeing the other Pro's this past year...she understood that I am one of the small guys...lol

B True

 

[slobberknocker]

My girlfriend gets off on my big legs too, lol. But I have never tailored my workouts towards attracting women. And I never will.

 

[theoak01]

exactly,work out for you, nobody else

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

time for a new girlfriend...

 

[Dave949]

He tells me that his girlfriend asked him to stop squatting because his huge quads were making his dick look smaller!!!!

What a self centered bitch !!!!

 

[sorerotators]

LMFAO, that is funny. I'll tell that to the next fat girl that asks why men don't like 'big' girls. 'Lady it's because you make my dick look to small'.lol

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Big legs and a big ass creates power. Gotta be hard though.

 

[sk*]

I really couldn't care less about my leg size, as long as my squats and deadlifts keep going up ...

-sk

 

[Dave949]

What a concept....if I stop training leggs completely, them my legs will atrophy and get all skinny but then I`ll have a really big dick !!!! There can be a lot of money in this. It can be the new wave of the future in penis enlargement techniques sweeping across the internet !!! $$$$$$$ cha ching cha ching

 

[louden_swain]

He tells me that his girlfriend asked him to stop squatting because his huge quads were making his dick look smaller!!!!

 

[joltman]

Man i wish my girlfriend could massage me more often and longer than those usual 20 seconds... :/

Hmmm...I for sure wasn't genetically predisposed to look like a porn star or anything...but I highly doubt I'll start squatting to please anyone...lol.

Nefi likes my big legs too. She likes to pur her hands on them, feel them, and actually likes to massage the muscles in them.

I used to tell her that I wanted to be a lot bigger and she would ask "is it possible to be bigger? How can anyone be any bigger than you are?" After seeing the other Pro's this past year...she understood that I am one of the small guys...lol

B True