Best Company Vehicle Ever

[Strongbow]

Got my new company ride back from having the upgrades done to the wheels, tires, step boards, dual exhaust, and a super chip put in it. Bitch has AC built in the seats. Pretty Sweet for a company truck. It's a 2012 LTZ with a 6 inch BDS Suspension lift. 20 inch Rock Star Wheeles and a factory Bose System. Gotta drop me some 10 inch Mojo's in it or something. Mitch I know you will appreciate this ride

 

[Strongbow]

Wut

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[Strongbow]

Wut wut

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Cool story bro.

 

[WoodyO]

Tinypic that shit for us non-plat scum.

 

[UA_Iron]

Are you a Monster energy drink promoter?

Let's get some free shirts, asshole.

 

[Strongbow]

Cool story bro.

You know you like that shit

 

[Strongbow]

Tinypic that shit for us non-plat scum.

 

[Strongbow]

Are you a Monster energy drink promoter?

Let's get some free shirts, asshole.

I got you some free shit all right

 

[binö]

sb honestly i thought you were disabled and collecting SS.
sick truck you must be a energy drinnk promoter or something like that...hook the free shit up already

 

[ceo]

lol, why would he be an energy drink promoter? Are all the guys I see driving around in lifted trucks like that energy drink promoters? If so, there must be a helluva lotta "energy drink promoters" out there.

 

[WoodyO]

http://i50.tinypic.com/64nqly.jpg

Nice truck. Looks like a silica sand mine in the background.

 

[bigbassturd]

Rock Star is an offroad wheel brand name faggots, not some shitty drink

 

[WoodyO]

I'm waiting for CEO to set me up with an atomic tabs company truck.

 

[binö]

lol, why would he be an energy drink promoter? Are all the guys I see driving around in lifted trucks like that energy drink promoters? If so, there must be a helluva lotta "energy drink promoters" out there.

because his other skills are negiligble

 

[bigbassturd]

Lookd like an OSB yard or a readymix setup

 

[zwhit]

nice truck. you must be in business with a buddy and have your vehicles in the company's name? that's the only way i can figure this would be a company vehicle

 

[zwhit]

what kind of company do you work for, SB? serious question

 

[binö]

what kind of company do you work for, SB? serious question

already been determined, rockstar/monster/or redbull promoter Sir Rob III

 

[bigpokey]

cool truck bra which energy drink company you work for?

 

[smurf2]

already been determined, rockstar/monster/or redbull promoter Sir Rob III

lol

SB works in a quarry

 

[-SD-]

already been determined, rockstar/monster/or redbull promoter Sir Rob III

I thought he was special forces and multimillion dollar business owner
Robert Kraft

 

[ceo]

I thought he worked in a paper mill.

 

[bigbassturd]

I thought he was special forces and multimillion dollar business owner
Robert Kraft

Don't you bad mouth Robert Kraft like that! I won't have it!

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[shirlene29]

super cool energy drink promoter truck story bro


what search query did you use to google the pics?

 

[UA_Iron]

Any cute girls in the energy drink promo world?

 

[-SD-]

Don't you bad mouth Robert Kraft like that! I won't have it!

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Robert Griffin III

 

[binö]

I thought he was special forces and multimillion dollar business owner
Robert Kraft

he did that for a while and grew bored with it
he promotes monstarbull for fun and gives his salary to charity
ROB doyle

 

[bigbassturd]

Robert Griffin III

Much better.

Rob Zombie

 

[Strongbow]

I thought he worked in a paper mill.

I don't work in a paper mill bro, but your closer than the rest of these pecker woods. I manage one. What you see in the back ground is wood yard on the mill that produces the wood chips to make the paper. I am pretty much responsible for the production of the whole facility. I have a very good job, and yes much to the contrary of what these morons think I make well over 100k a year, of course that doesn't count my drug cartel or my mafia affiliated buisnesses. LOL at me working in a fucking mine, only a dumbass Yankee would say some shit like that.

 

[smurf2]

haHAHAHAH
Dunder Mifflin?

 

[binö]

haHAHAHAH
Dunder Mifflin?

dwight shrute on the joose?

 

[smurf2]

I thought SB was a 007 Agent

 

[Strongbow]

nice truck. you must be in business with a buddy and have your vehicles in the company's name? that's the only way i can figure this would be a company vehicle

I get an allowance every 3 years for a new vehicle. It starts at 40k. Every year I keep my truck over the 3 years I get an extra 10 k. I kept my last truck for 5 years. I had 60k to spend. I bought the truck and had what i wanted put on it. As long as my bottom line is at budget or below I can do what ever I want to my vehicle. Kicker is that the value of the truck will be added to my W2 every year, and I have to pay tax on that amount. But no insurance up keep or gas makes that a no brainer. It's a pretty good deal.

 

[Strongbow]

I thought SB was a 007 Agent

I did have a life before I became a pimp, you know.

 

[Strongbow]

super cool energy drink promoter truck story bro


what search query did you use to google the pics?

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[Strongbow]

super cool energy drink promoter truck story bro


what search query did you use to google the pics?

I used gofuckyoself.ccom. see I found this there too

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[binö]

I used gofuckyoself.ccom. see I found this there too

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.com

 

[Headholio]

I get an allowance every 3 years for a new vehicle. It starts at 40k. Every year I keep my truck over the 3 years I get an extra 10 k. I kept my last truck for 5 years. I had 60k to spend. I bought the truck and had what i wanted put on it. As long as my bottom line is at budget or below I can do what ever I want to my vehicle. Kicker is that the value of the truck will be added to my W2 every year, and I have to pay tax on that amount. But no insurance up keep or gas makes that a no brainer. It's a pretty good deal.

You are paying way too much tax.
If you say that you do not use it for personal use, (business only), you pay no tax. Or you can say you use it for business, and to travel from home to work and back. The IRS says this benefit is worth $3 per day no matter how far from work you actually live.
That's what I do. that's only a $750/yr benefit you need to report.

Commuting Rule

If the only personal use of an employer-provided vehicle is commuting to and from work, then the employer can use the commuting rule. The value of each one-way commute is $1.50, and either the value has to be included in the employee’s wages or the employee can reimburse the employer this amount.

The commuting rule is the easiest method to use because it does not require employees to keep mileage logs of vehicle use, and it is the easiest for employers to administer. However, employers can use this rule only if four requirements are met:

• The employer provides the vehicle to the employee for use in the employer’s trade or business.
• The employer has a written policy that does not allow the employee to use the vehicle for personal purposes, “other than for commuting or de minimus personal use (such as a stop for a personal errand on the way between a business delivery and the employee’s home).”
• The employee in reality does not use the vehicle for personal purposes.
• The employee is not a control employee. Control employees are defined in Publication 15-B.

 

[Headholio]

Show a picture of the interior. Did you go with the Real Moss Camo seats, or the confederate flag upgrade

 

[Fitguy308]

I like the mossy oak seat covers

 

[redsamurai]

what kind of gay shit is this?^^



can i stunt?

The Legend Of The Icy Hot Stuntaz - Pictures

 

[-SD-]

Can I Michael Scott?

 

[redsamurai]

Can I Michael Scott?

 

[shirlene29]

I used gofuckyoself.ccom. see I found this there too

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super small middle finger bro...what are you like...5'4"?

 

[bigbassturd]

super small middle finger bro...what are you like...5'4"?

Are you and Greg still alive?

 

[Strongbow]

super small middle finger bro...what are you like...5'4"?

I'm taller than you bish that's all that really matters. I'm very thick, it gives people the impression I'm short, but I'm average height like 5'10, not tall at all.

 

[Strongbow]

You are paying way too much tax.
If you say that you do not use it for personal use, (business only), you pay no tax. Or you can say you use it for business, and to travel from home to work and back. The IRS says this benefit is worth $3 per day no matter how far from work you actually live.
That's what I do. that's only a $750/yr benefit you need to report.

I use it for personal use. I got several trucks and a couple of cars, but anytime I go into the woods or in a shit hole I use this truck. I don't drive my personal shit unless I'm joy riding or chilling in the city or something. And it's the COnfederate Flag interrior. I was thinking of getting a mural of a good ole Confederate Hanging scene in the back glass. Maybe some Klan Hood stickers on the side windows, ya know give it a real classy look.

 

[miplank]

lol