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Having spent an evening with my oldest and bestest friend, I became aware of truly great it is to have no need for a g/f or b/f.


We spent some time changing four locks because one of his psycho ex girlfriends paid a visit. He was faster than me because he had done this several times. Then I listened to his stories about his varius children and ex lovers.....for the 50th time.

Then I listened to him talk to his ex Playboy playmante girlfriend who seems pretty level headed. They plotted to set me up with a half black, tall, lesbian chick. Woohoo.

Truly....women are so frequently......trouble makers. Very frequently.


btw.....did I mention that a lot of women are trouble makers?
 
Testosterone boy said:
Having spent an evening with my oldest and bestest friend, I became aware of truly great it is to have no need for a g/f or b/f.


We spent some time changing four locks because one of his psycho ex girlfriends paid a visit. He was faster than me because he had done this several times. Then I listened to his stories about his varius children and ex lovers.....for the 50th time.

Then I listened to him talk to his ex Playboy playmante girlfriend who seems pretty level headed. They plotted to set me up with a half black, tall, lesbian chick. Woohoo.

Truly....women are so frequently......trouble makers. Very frequently.


btw.....did I mention that a lot of women are trouble makers?
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AMEN SISTA! :goatslaye
 
Testosterone boy said:
Having spent an evening with my oldest and bestest friend, I became aware of truly great it is to have no need for a g/f or b/f.


We spent some time changing four locks because one of his psycho ex girlfriends paid a visit. He was faster than me because he had done this several times. Then I listened to his stories about his varius children and ex lovers.....for the 50th time.

Then I listened to him talk to his ex Playboy playmante girlfriend who seems pretty level headed. They plotted to set me up with a half black, tall, lesbian chick. Woohoo.

Truly....women are so frequently......trouble makers. Very frequently.


btw.....did I mention that a lot of women are trouble makers?
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behind your screen, a lonely man weeps :(
 
Testosterone boy said:
Having spent an evening with my oldest and bestest friend, I became aware of truly great it is to have no need for a g/f or b/f.
btw.....did I mention that a lot of women are trouble makers?
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I've never *needed* a girlfriend......it doesn't work like that.

I'm pretty picky, more mentally than anything else when it comes to women, so I never saw it as a *need* anyway.

@Testboy.........don't stress, holmes. Women are everywhere, s'all about what YOU want.



DIV

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Gambino said:
behind your screen, a lonely man weeps :(
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huh......I am not the least bit lonely, lots of family/friends/clients/lookers to make me appreciate my quiet times.

weeps?


you wish


I am pretty happy most of the time. Bitching about your beloved Bushbarians brings me great joy. :)


Lonely, weeping people don't proclaim the joys of freedom and solitude and peace of mind.


But I'm glad you enjoy your g/f right now.
 
DIVISION said:
Huh?

Translate that for a nugga......

DIV

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like you said women are everywhere and I agreed with you there hence "women sworm the world" and hopefully he (the guy you are giving advice to!) has the power to get the women's attention....one fine day!! (a little sarcasm!)

makes sense Baby Division :rolly:
 
Why change the locks? Catch her trespassing and put a 12 gauge slug in her fucking face!!!
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
Why change the locks? Catch her trespassing and put a 12 gauge slug in her fucking face!!!
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Easier to change the locks.


Has any guy ever won when an encounter with a female was judged?

Surely some bloke has....somewhere....sometime.
 
First time in 11 years I am single.. and I must say.. GAWD DAMMIT.. I LOVE IT ;)
 
Yasmina said:
like you said women are everywhere and I agreed with you there hence "women sworm the world" and hopefully he (the guy you are giving advice to!) has the power to get the women's attention....one fine day!! (a little sarcasm!)

makes sense Baby Division :rolly:
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Aight.....BabyYasmina......for a sec I thought you were talkin' to me.

American women are more aggressive than in other cultures.....they usually come up to guys these days. At times it's refreshing, but then again it's a mistake because the ones who come up to me are usually not my flavor.



DIV

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I seem to be more content and happier than I ever was when I was married. I keep telling myself, "but it's not suppose to be this way."
 
I've heard the saying: "Love is the only acceptable form of insanity." I think it's true. We all want companionship, but also cherish our personal freedom. Take you pick.
 
Testosterone boy said:
Easier to change the locks.


Has any guy ever won when an encounter with a female was judged?

Surely some bloke has....somewhere....sometime.
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...then put a knife or gun in the cunt's hand after her heart stops.
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
Why change the locks? Catch her trespassing and put a 12 gauge slug in her fucking face!!!
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I detect a little hint of anger there.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
I've heard the saying: "Love is the only acceptable form of insanity." I think it's true. We all want companionship, but also cherish our personal freedom. Take you pick.
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Yes. So true. Very nice assessment.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
I've heard the saying: "Love is the only acceptable form of insanity." I think it's true. We all want companionship, but also cherish our personal freedom. Take you pick.
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Kiss you, feel the fireworks, watch the sky...
I make you smile, but you'd rather have what makes you cry.
Say goodbye and I'll leave now with my heart on my sleeve, memories dead.
What I've found is you still care, you've got feelings and they still there.
BabyGirl, keep it real........RU StiLL DoWn?



DIV

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biteme said:
I detect a little hint of anger there.
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If I caught some on in my house, I'm would cut their fucking stomach open!! :kaioken:
I have no sense of humor about that...my basement would be their tomb.
 
At this point in my life, I just want a fuckmate/friend.
 
biteme said:
At this point in my life, I just want a fuckmate/friend.
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That won't be easy to accomplish with your babydaughter in the picture and your sister and that dog going in and out 24-7-365...



DIV

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Ulcasterdropout said:
If I caught some on in my house, I'm would cut their fucking stomach open!! :kaioken:
I have no sense of humor about that...my basement would be their tomb.
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Note to self: Never accidently wander onto an isolated property in upstate New YorK. :)
 
OK. I HATE being single, but I found one benefit tonight. The money I would have spent on a guy for Christmas presents, all went to ME!!!!! LOL!!!!!
 
DIVISION said:
That won't be easy to accomplish with your babydaughter in the picture and your sister and that dog going in and out 24-7-365...



DIV

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It ain't happenin' here. LOL

Actually my sister is preparing to leave. My brother-in-law told me all about her plans yesterday when we were putting the fence up. Don't ask, they have a weird relationship. She's married to him, but has lived with me for the last year.
I think she's going back to the African jungle to take more pictures of masturbating baboons. I need to get that picture and post it.
 
biteme said:
It ain't happenin' here. LOL

Actually my sister is preparing to leave. My brother-in-law told me all about her plans yesterday when we were putting the fence up. Don't ask, they have a weird relationship. She's married to him, but has lived with me for the last year.
I think she's going back to the African jungle to take more pictures of masturbating baboons. I need to get that picture and post it.
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There's ALOT more to that story than you're letting on, bitemebro......

That puzzle is missin' pieces.......



DIV

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flexygrl said:
OK. I HATE being single, but I found one benefit tonight. The money I would have spent on a guy for Christmas presents, all went to ME!!!!! LOL!!!!!
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You're a good girl, even if you busted my balls today. That's your true feelings and you are passionate about them. Just be patient and wait for the right man to come along.
 
biteme said:
You're a good girl, even if you busted my balls today. That's your true feelings and you are passionate about them. Just be patient and wait for the right man to come along.
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i know! I will...thanks. :)


LOL! I bought my mom a coach bad today for Christmas. She was with me in the store. She looks at me and she says, you're such a good daughter. I said yeah I know...so I'm gonna tell Santa, look, I bought my mom a freakin coach bag, now send me a good guy already!!

It was really funny. guess you had to be there. lol.
 
georgie24 said:
division is the doctor phil of elite. good job mang!
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How are your adrenals doing, bro?

I'm thinking of having your PCP prescribe you some Cytadren to keep catabolism to a minimum.


DIV

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Hey Frisky, you're diggin' it, good for you.

I face being single for the first time in 12 years... how bizarre... I did'nt know how to date then, what the fuck to do now. Have casual sex? Shit, that has about as much appeal as IceMilk, the first spoon is pretty good, but you can toss the rest of carton as far as I am concerned.

I have always measured my well being by how much I am giving emotionally, physically, to my lover... that ties me to another person. Yeah, Havoc and Div will have a fucking field day with that: I am dependent on others for my hapiness, if I can't give, I die inside.

I have zero interest in only sharing the rich stuff of life with myself.

What's the antidote?
 
ChefWide said:
if I can't give, I die inside.
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Dude , Im the very same...

Met a chic recently who was my soul doppelganger...sadly she had a bf who just came back from Australia ... so we messed about a bit - well actually the truth was I touched her ,gave her massages ... she didnt even kiss me... was sad and sweet but now Im back to just screwin random hotties with no connection ...sux
 
Sound to me he should have put more thought into the who he made his girlfriends. I've have several girlfriends and I've never had to change locks after it was over.
 
RaZor Ramon said:
Sound to me he should have put more thought into the who he made his girlfriends. I've have several girlfriends and I've never had to change locks after it was over.
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Wait til they find the remains.
 
ChefWide said:
Hey Frisky, you're diggin' it, good for you.

I face being single for the first time in 12 years... how bizarre... I did'nt know how to date then, what the fuck to do now. Have casual sex? Shit, that has about as much appeal as IceMilk, the first spoon is pretty good, but you can toss the rest of carton as far as I am concerned.

I have always measured my well being by how much I am giving emotionally, physically, to my lover... that ties me to another person. Yeah, Havoc and Div will have a fucking field day with that: I am dependent on others for my hapiness, if I can't give, I die inside.

I have zero interest in only sharing the rich stuff of life with myself.

What's the antidote?
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Damn Chefy, your eloquent words just described how I feel to a T. I'm also single for the first time in 7 years. I've never been into casual dating either, every woman I've been with in my life was a long term relationship; that's just the kind of man I am. For me, life is so much better when you can share it with someone, and although I am content to be alone for now I would prefer to not be.

It's not that I need to be with someone, I just want to be.
 
Single life is OK, after a while, you've sort of done it all. Gets boring at times.
 
I never get bored of the single life. In fact I preffer it 1000 times. Relationships have been nothing but trouble for me. Single people who complain are the ones who don't know how to have some real fun.
 
Patrick Steele said:
I never get bored of the single life. In fact I preffer it 1000 times. Relationships have been nothing but trouble for me. Single people who complain are the ones who don't know how to have some real fun.
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Maybe single people who complain just define "fun" differently than you do? Different strokes for different folks and whatnot...

I've also noticed out of all of my friends that the ones who like being single better really don't know how to handle a true relationship. Maybe some people just aren't relationship material, but I am so that's what I prefer.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
Single life is OK, after a while, you've sort of done it all. Gets boring at times.
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That's what I feel. How many women, partying and 3somes are enough? I don't how many women I've been with but I know it's a lot and that's enough for me. I also really feel you shouldn't even think about settling down until you really did some living and then really think about you who settle down with. If they annoy you even a bit little early on it's going to be 1000 times worse down the line. I don't think most people think about when they get into relationships.
 
RaZor Ramon said:
That's what I feel. How many women, partying and 3somes are enough? I don't how many women I've been with but I know it's a lot and that's enough for me. I also really feel you shouldn't even think about settling down until you really did some living and then really think about you who settle down with. If they annoy you even a bit little early on it's going to be 1000 times worse down the line. I don't think most people think about when they get into relationships.
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A big majority of people who are in relationships cheat and that includes lots of women. That's a known fact. That means that they are not relationship material. Whenever I am in a relationship, I never cheat and never have. If I plan on cheating, I break up first even if it's by the phone. People don't really know what a real relationship really is. A relationship is being commited to one person and not screw around with anyone else.For example, how many men on test being in a relationship would actually turn down a threesome with 2 playboy playmates if they had the chance ? The truth is VERY and I mean VERY few people. Most men will always cheat especially when they are on test. It's normal beheviour for a guy. That's what test does. Very few people have the balls to stay commited these days to one single person for the rest of their lives. I have known a lot of girls and guys who were into commited relationships and as soon as they would go on spring break, they would screw around. Girls were the worst ones especially with the presense of alcohol. But then again I shouln't be complaining because if it weren't for sluts us single folks would VERY lonely lol.
 
American women are more aggressive than in other cultures.....they usually come up to guys these days. At times it's refreshing, but then again it's a mistake because the ones who come up to me are usually not my flavor.



DIV

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You obviously live below the mason dixon line. Get on a flight to the Chec Republic. They have your agressive pale women.
 
RaZor Ramon said:
Sound to me he should have put more thought into the who he made his girlfriends. I've have several girlfriends and I've never had to change locks after it was over.
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Did they have a key?

Did they have your children?
 
boyer said:
You obviously live below the mason dixon line. Get on a flight to the Chec Republic. They have your agressive pale women.
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How pale, how aggressive?

Speak on it, babyBoyer......



DIV

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I agree either way it is never just right. Also depends on age and so on...but its hard to believe there are still soulmates for every one..
 
Forge said:
I've also noticed out of all of my friends that the ones who like being single better really don't know how to handle a true relationship. Maybe some people just aren't relationship material, but I am so that's what I prefer.
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Interesting choice of words from the "Love Doctor."

Last I heard you were getting "separated." As is Chef Wide...according to his posts....who also comes off as the "Love Doctor."



This is all par for the course....of course.
 
Testosterone boy said:
What


That is just huge.....when you are 6' 5".

I would need at least a California King....if settled down.
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I need my space when sleeping.
WHen it comes to beds BIGGER is always better.
 
i could be in bed the size of a football field. If I'm with the one, i will migrate over to hold her. Cant help it.
 
Well many of them look like Rose, in regards to the degree of paleness. I was in Prague traveling two years ago and went out to some nightclubs. Very attractive women, that don't seem to know it. Some wid ass Austrailians and myself were out on the dance floor with a herum of beauties, that approached us. The night was ultimately a success. They said they loved American guys, but I can't tell you if this would still be the case, with the dewindling foreign relations thanks to the Bushbarians.
 
boyer said:
Well many of them look like Rose, in regards to the degree of paleness. I was in Prague traveling two years ago and went out to some nightclubs. Very attractive women, that don't seem to know it. Some wid ass Austrailians and myself were out on the dance floor with a herum of beauties, that approached us. The night was ultimately a success. They said they loved American guys, but I can't tell you if this would still be the case, with the dewindling foreign relations thanks to the Bushbarians.
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They loved the money that American guys spend on them I suspect.

Universal truths 'round the world.
 
Mandinka2 said:
Czech girls are VERY fond of money I noticed...
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I think pretty much all women are. LOL
 
biteme said:
I think pretty much all women are. LOL
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Not this woman :) Money is highly overrated... It can't bie the most valuable things in life. I'd pick being happy over being wealthy any day...
 
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Testosterone boy said:
They loved the money that American guys spend on them I suspect.

Universal truths 'round the world.
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This last Thurs was the first time I ever bought a chick a drink, that wasn't either a date or a friend.
 
boyer said:
This last Thurs was the first time I ever bought a chick a drink, that wasn't either a date or a friend.
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Dude.....you need to get banged up and gain a few thousand yards prior to retirement.....if you want guru status.

You know....so you can dispense sage advice at places like ef. :chomp:
 
boyer said:
Well many of them look like Rose, in regards to the degree of paleness. I was in Prague traveling two years ago and went out to some nightclubs. Very attractive women, that don't seem to know it. Some wid ass Austrailians and myself were out on the dance floor with a herum of beauties, that approached us. The night was ultimately a success. They said they loved American guys, but I can't tell you if this would still be the case, with the dewindling foreign relations thanks to the Bushbarians.
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Sounds like you had an experience I would envy.....

I've always preferred the Eastern European women.......the facial features and of course the creamy pale skin.



DIV

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Testosterone boy said:
Dude.....you need to get banged up and gain a few thousand yards prior to retirement.....if you want guru status.

You know....so you can dispense sage advice at places like ef. :chomp:
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Your close to retirement age arent' you.
 
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