You yourself made it a point to explain that this is only the internet, so what will looking at past topics accomplish? People can type whatever they want on here.
And what does how you live have anything to do with being an insecure, naive, oblivious modern male? I know a lot of wealthy people who think travelling to the store without 5 bodyguards is suicide, and he doesnt comprehend how people do it.
Im sure you think you are top dog, however I, along with most other reasonably intelligent people with real life experience will probably disagree with you.
By the way, what do you mean by how "real deal" you are. I ceratinly believe you are a bouncer in your late 20s, and maybe you indeed are 200 pounds. Im retired, in my late 30s, 190 pounds reasonably "shredded" as you put it, so I guess I can consider myself "real deal" as well.
peace