Being drunk is not an excuse

[Sebass67]

What if you have 30 other drunk people around you and you are all naked and u really need to go...do you piss on the grass?

Damn right i did.

 

[Jimsbbc]

I had a friend who was known for drinking far too much for his own good and making an ass out of himself. He would hit on girls right and left not caring if they were pushing him away or whatever. Anyway, there was one time he was hitting on these two girls, and (in mid sentence) hits a Jesus pose and barfs all over their feet.


Being drunk is no excuse to puke all over people's feet!

 

[KAYNE]

IS BEING DRUNK AN EXCUSE TO PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON YOUR TESTICALS AND HAVE YOUR DOG LICK IT OFF. IT WOULDNT BE CHEATING CUZ ITS YOUR DOG RIGHT!!!???


KAYNE

 

[the nature boy]

I know people in their late 20's early 30's who use that lame ass excuse. Bullshit. If people are doing all kind of crazy shit when drunk that they wouldn't normally do when sober.... then they need to stop drinking. I'll make an ass out of myself at the bar or dance floor, but that's what I do normally anyway.

 

[wyst]

6. Being too drunk is no excuse for pissing on your roommates stereo in the mistaken belief that you are in the bathroom pissing in the toilet.

I had a BF whose roomie in college did this. Man, that was a bad scene.

Wyst

 

[WODIN]

Not an excuse but it is a great way to win a projectile vomiting contest. These are sort of impromptu, there is no real organization that hands out trophies or anything but hey you have to be good at something!

 

[curling]

I'll also add being drunk does not warrent your two high school buddies from knocking down your door at 2 in the morning with another friend sleeping on the couch(almost gave him heart attack) while I was telling my wife to get under the bed while I got my shotgun. Man, they came close to dying that night.

 

[KAYNE]

Did this happen to you?

GO RENT ROAD TRIP AND GET BACK TO ME.


KAYNE

 

[Sebass67]

Curling...LMAO

 

[manny78]

it has never been excuse nor it will never....... just learn how to drink. Alcohol is like school, some are definitely not made for it.