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Being drunk is not an excuse

Freak Show

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Being drunk is not an excuse for the following:

1. Cheating on your girl/guy - how many times has this phrase been uttered by pathetic souls? Sure you're sorry now, but is that the best excuse you can come up with? Last time i checked we humans were capable of rational thought. If you can't handle your liquor maybe you shouldn't get drunk.

2. Picking a fight with a friend - How intelligent is this? Once again, if your normal personality is turned 180 degrees because of something as petty as alcohol, you shouldn't drink.

3. Picking a fight. PERIOD - Way to prove what a big man you are. I'm sure that'll get you far in life.

4. Not remembering what you did the night before - I firmly believe that if you drink to the point of forgetting a whole night and need to be reminded of what/WHO you did, you have issues that should not be addressed with alcohol.

I'd like to point out that nothing drastic happened in my life, I just can't figure out how people actually think these are viable excuses for their lack of intelligence and common sense. How many times have we heard that excuse? Like its supposed to make things better because you can't be held accountable??? Please. Take some responsibility for your actions.
 
I agree to all those things, Freak Show...and I truly can't stand it when people try to use excessive drunkenness as an excuse for them.

I also think that being drunk is not an excuse to not just pee in your pants...but pee in the FLOOR????? I've actually seen two people do that and it's appalling.
 
Night Fly said:

I also think that being drunk is not an excuse to not just pee in your pants...but pee in the FLOOR????? I've actually seen two people do that and it's appalling.
How bout on someone's bedroom door? Sadly, my old roommate did this to mine. so i used his bath towels to soak it up and dropped them on his passed out body right after.
shoulda added that one to the list.
 
Freak Show said:

How bout on someone's bedroom door? Sadly, my old roommate did this to mine. so i used his bath towels to soak it up and dropped them on his passed out body right after.
shoulda added that one to the list.

Yeah, one of the guys that I saw just stood up off the bed...with three girls sitting in the room talking, and he pissed all over one girl's backpack. She took his shirt off and soaked it up with that.

The other guy pissed on my rug and a party. ARGH!!!!!! I said "What the HELL do you think you are doing? (He was so very very drunk) He said, 'Pissing.' I said, 'Get out of my house now and don't come back."

I was really mad. :mad:
 
Freak Show said:
Being drunk is not an excuse for the following:

4. Not remembering what you did the night before - I firmly believe that if you drink to the point of forgetting a whole night and need to be reminded of what/WHO you did, you have issues that should not be addressed with alcohol.

Agreed. Exactly why I've recently given up drinking.
 
Just own up to your actions, I was drunk is one of the stupidest things to say because it was your choice to drink
 
What if you have 30 other drunk people around you and you are all naked and u really need to go...do you piss on the grass?

Damn right i did.
 
I had a friend who was known for drinking far too much for his own good and making an ass out of himself. He would hit on girls right and left not caring if they were pushing him away or whatever. Anyway, there was one time he was hitting on these two girls, and (in mid sentence) hits a Jesus pose and barfs all over their feet.


Being drunk is no excuse to puke all over people's feet!
 
IS BEING DRUNK AN EXCUSE TO PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON YOUR TESTICALS AND HAVE YOUR DOG LICK IT OFF. IT WOULDNT BE CHEATING CUZ ITS YOUR DOG RIGHT!!!???


KAYNE
 
I know people in their late 20's early 30's who use that lame ass excuse. Bullshit. If people are doing all kind of crazy shit when drunk that they wouldn't normally do when sober.... then they need to stop drinking. I'll make an ass out of myself at the bar or dance floor, but that's what I do normally anyway.
 
6. Being too drunk is no excuse for pissing on your roommates stereo in the mistaken belief that you are in the bathroom pissing in the toilet.

I had a BF whose roomie in college did this. Man, that was a bad scene.

Wyst
 
Not an excuse but it is a great way to win a projectile vomiting contest. These are sort of impromptu, there is no real organization that hands out trophies or anything but hey you have to be good at something!
 
I'll also add being drunk does not warrent your two high school buddies from knocking down your door at 2 in the morning with another friend sleeping on the couch(almost gave him heart attack) while I was telling my wife to get under the bed while I got my shotgun. Man, they came close to dying that night.
 
it has never been excuse nor it will never....... just learn how to drink. Alcohol is like school, some are definitely not made for it.
 
KAYNE: cause its your dog...

7. drinking does not give you the right to call at some ungodly time in the morning, to talk.....
 
Lord_Suston said:
KAYNE: cause its your dog...

7. drinking does not give you the right to call at some ungodly time in the morning, to talk.....

TO TALK......NO

TO FUCK.......YES

KAYNE
 
Freak Show my Lover :) That time we got drunk and had stonned test bunnie sex, in the back seat of your festiva... Remeber?... i wish i could forget..
 
Virtual Acid said:
Freak Show my Lover :) That time we got drunk and had stonned test bunnie sex, in the back seat of your festiva... Remeber?... i wish i could forget..
Sadly, I remember also. Not a shining moment in the life of Freak Show. However, it almost makes it worth while watching you walk with that severe limp from now on.

get your funky ass on aol before i go to bed.
 
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