Being Drug TESTED!!! HELP!!!

[CherryWood]

Im in the middle of a custody battle with the EX and she told a social worker that im juicing. Im running 600 Eq 400 t-400 and 250 sust 250 and I have to go down today and take a drug test. My last injection was 6 days ago. I know that all 3 types of juice in taking have at LEAST a 2 week ester. Is there ANYTHING I can do or am I just fucked?
HERES the kicker. I have to PAY for this test too!!! $175.00!!!!!
also, If I dont take it, ill lose custody of my daughter, If I take it and fail, the social worker will turn over the results to my probation officer, which will violate me and ill get 6 months. HELP!!!

-CherryWood

 

[The Republican]

I think you might be in deep shit. If it was just a normal run of the mill drug test then you wouldnt have to worry about it, but since they know what specifically you are taking then I think you might be in trouble.

 

[psychedout]

Get on the phone with a lawyer ASAP and see if there is anyway you can delay the test.

 

[trinidad]

You mean that just because your ex says you're on something means that you HAVE to be tested? I'd think your attorney would have something to say about that! Tell them she's on crack and put her through some aggrevation. If you do have to take the test, you're pretty much screwed! I don't think it's the esters you have to worry about. There's a time chart on this board somewhere that gives a general idea of how long those aas' while remain in the system and I'm pretty sure you're looking at at least a few months clearing time. Cross your fingers and hope the test is wrong. Anyone else wanna help this brother out?

 

[Machiavellian Muscle]

Have someone elso who you know is clean take it for you if you can.

 

[trinidad]

One more thing.....I thought testing for aas' was REAL expensive? You sure that isn't just a regular drug test?

 

[Syphonfilter]

Compared to a standard drug test from 25-35 bucks, yes AAS tests are expensive. Most people who say AAS are too expensive to test for don't know shit. They range anywhere from 200-300 bucks. Most people think that the lab will do some type of IOC type test which involves all AAS, ephedrine, etc., etc. which ranges in the high thousands.

I'm still at a loss on how someone's word is good enough for you to take a test. A social worker can't force you to take a test, they don't have that authority, a court does, but not an individual. If this is all legit then you're fucked. You can try to claim you're taking a shitload of andro supps and the boldenone precursor supplements, but you better look into prolonging this shit.

 

[CherryWood]

Have someone elso who you know is clean take it for you if you can.

They require that I show picture ID when I go to take the test..Otherwise id just pay one of my freinds to take it. Ive heard that the pro's inject someone elses urine into their bladders before a show and thats how they pass. Maybe ill try that......WHAT!! OK....maybe NOT! lol
but I have to think of something,
I guess I have no choice but to refuse to take it, better a refusal than a positive test. The WORST part is that im on week 5 of 14 and Im JUST starting to see some gains. the OTHER worst part is that Im staying with my parents right now, and If I refuse to take it, or fail, they'll kick me out.
Fortunately I just submitted an application and was accepted to move into an apartment that is located across the street from the Dancing Program freshman dorms at San Jose State College!!!!
life could be worse.
You know how your fingers start to look after they've been wet for too long??? all pruney??????? thats how my DICK will look as soon as I move into this apartment,,,If you know what I mean...
Wish me luck on my refusal to take the test.

 

[Waynegro]

Try and play it off like you were using 'heavy' doses of prohormones. Eplain they are over the counter 'steroids'. Hope that they are to stupid to tell the difference between the two. Good luck.

 

[CherryWood]

Compared to a standard drug test from 25-35 bucks, yes AAS tests are expensive. Most people who say AAS are too expensive to test for don't know shit. They range anywhere from 200-300 bucks. Most people think that the lab will do some type of IOC type test which involves all AAS, ephedrine, etc., etc. which ranges in the high thousands.

I'm still at a loss on how someone's word is good enough for you to take a test. A social worker can't force you to take a test, they don't have that authority, a court does, but not an individual. If this is all legit then you're fucked. You can try to claim you're taking a shitload of andro supps and the boldenone precursor supplements, but you better look into prolonging this shit.

The major difference in Family court is that your are guilty untill proven innocent when the welfare of children is involved. So all it takes is an accusation and they have to check into it. Im not "required" to take the test, but If I refuse than ill lose all visitation of my daughter. Also if I refuse, because they know im on formal probation, they'll report to him that I refused and he'll force me to take a test.
I just got off the phone with social services and told them that I suspect my "baby mama" has been smoking crystal meth and possibly manufacturing it in her garage. LOL.
paybacks a motherfuckin bitch.......