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Being Drug TESTED!!! HELP!!!

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CherryWood

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Im in the middle of a custody battle with the EX and she told a social worker that im juicing. Im running 600 Eq 400 t-400 and 250 sust 250 and I have to go down today and take a drug test. My last injection was 6 days ago. I know that all 3 types of juice in taking have at LEAST a 2 week ester. Is there ANYTHING I can do or am I just fucked?
HERES the kicker. I have to PAY for this test too!!! $175.00!!!!!
also, If I dont take it, ill lose custody of my daughter, If I take it and fail, the social worker will turn over the results to my probation officer, which will violate me and ill get 6 months. HELP!!!

-CherryWood
 
I think you might be in deep shit. If it was just a normal run of the mill drug test then you wouldnt have to worry about it, but since they know what specifically you are taking then I think you might be in trouble.
 
You mean that just because your ex says you're on something means that you HAVE to be tested? I'd think your attorney would have something to say about that! Tell them she's on crack and put her through some aggrevation. If you do have to take the test, you're pretty much screwed! I don't think it's the esters you have to worry about. There's a time chart on this board somewhere that gives a general idea of how long those aas' while remain in the system and I'm pretty sure you're looking at at least a few months clearing time. Cross your fingers and hope the test is wrong. Anyone else wanna help this brother out?
 
One more thing.....I thought testing for aas' was REAL expensive? You sure that isn't just a regular drug test?
 
Compared to a standard drug test from 25-35 bucks, yes AAS tests are expensive. Most people who say AAS are too expensive to test for don't know shit. They range anywhere from 200-300 bucks. Most people think that the lab will do some type of IOC type test which involves all AAS, ephedrine, etc., etc. which ranges in the high thousands.

I'm still at a loss on how someone's word is good enough for you to take a test. A social worker can't force you to take a test, they don't have that authority, a court does, but not an individual. If this is all legit then you're fucked. You can try to claim you're taking a shitload of andro supps and the boldenone precursor supplements, but you better look into prolonging this shit.
 
Mackavelli said:
Have someone elso who you know is clean take it for you if you can.
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They require that I show picture ID when I go to take the test..Otherwise id just pay one of my freinds to take it. Ive heard that the pro's inject someone elses urine into their bladders before a show and thats how they pass. Maybe ill try that......WHAT!! OK....maybe NOT! lol
but I have to think of something,
I guess I have no choice but to refuse to take it, better a refusal than a positive test. The WORST part is that im on week 5 of 14 and Im JUST starting to see some gains. the OTHER worst part is that Im staying with my parents right now, and If I refuse to take it, or fail, they'll kick me out.
Fortunately I just submitted an application and was accepted to move into an apartment that is located across the street from the Dancing Program freshman dorms at San Jose State College!!!!
life could be worse.
You know how your fingers start to look after they've been wet for too long??? all pruney??????? thats how my DICK will look as soon as I move into this apartment,,,If you know what I mean...
Wish me luck on my refusal to take the test.
 
Try and play it off like you were using 'heavy' doses of prohormones. Eplain they are over the counter 'steroids'. Hope that they are to stupid to tell the difference between the two. Good luck.
 
Syphonfilter said:
Compared to a standard drug test from 25-35 bucks, yes AAS tests are expensive. Most people who say AAS are too expensive to test for don't know shit. They range anywhere from 200-300 bucks. Most people think that the lab will do some type of IOC type test which involves all AAS, ephedrine, etc., etc. which ranges in the high thousands.

I'm still at a loss on how someone's word is good enough for you to take a test. A social worker can't force you to take a test, they don't have that authority, a court does, but not an individual. If this is all legit then you're fucked. You can try to claim you're taking a shitload of andro supps and the boldenone precursor supplements, but you better look into prolonging this shit.
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The major difference in Family court is that your are guilty untill proven innocent when the welfare of children is involved. So all it takes is an accusation and they have to check into it. Im not "required" to take the test, but If I refuse than ill lose all visitation of my daughter. Also if I refuse, because they know im on formal probation, they'll report to him that I refused and he'll force me to take a test.
I just got off the phone with social services and told them that I suspect my "baby mama" has been smoking crystal meth and possibly manufacturing it in her garage. LOL.
paybacks a motherfuckin bitch.......
 
Ive heard that the pro's inject someone elses urine into their bladders before a show and thats how they pass.
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I actually once heard a funny story relating to something like this.

Anyways, a college football guy had to take a drug test he knew he would fail. So here is what he did:

Got his GF to pee in a cup, then injected a bunch into his stomach.
He thinks cool...

Anyways, lab test results come back and the say to the him "So Mr.Smith, you tested clean! (He sighs with relief) However, the test also says your pregnant!" So he takes a retest and fails. :P

Pretty rough for him. Finds out his GF is pregnant and fails a test. Not the best of days.
 
I'm sorry...but as a father of two I have to chime in...so were the bigger arms WORTH it? Not trying to hassle ya, just that you have the rest of your life to grow, maybe it would have been wiser to lay off while all this custody stuff is going on. easy for me to say I know...hindsight...best of luck. I have my fingers crossed for your daughters sake

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Ding ding ding... things don't ring right here. Your social worker DOES NOT work with your parole officer... and juicing is NOT a child custody issue.

Are you saying your wife is leveraging this as a parole violation issue? If so... the test can ONLY be required by your PO.

Contact a lawyer and your PO asap... and be completely honest with your PO.
 
SofaGeorge said:
Ding ding ding... things don't ring right here. Your social worker DOES NOT work with your parole officer... and juicing is NOT a child custody issue.

Are you saying your wife is leveraging this as a parole violation issue? If so... the test can ONLY be required by your PO.

Contact a lawyer and your PO asap... and be completely honest with your PO.
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I never said my social worker "works with" my probation officer, however she DOES correspond with him and they DO share information about my criminal past with eachother.

Again,,,the test is NOT required by the social worker, however, I am petitoning for full custody and if I want it, then I HAVE to pass a juice test.

And juicing is ABSOLUTELY a child custody issue. Anabolics are a controlled substance that "increase cause aggression and lead users to be PRONE TO VIOLENCE" how that that NOT be part of a child custody issue?
 
Or here is another way to fake the test. Have your buddy piss for you in a sealable container one that you can most likely disclose in your belt or something so wear a baggy shirt. Bring one of those hot hand hand warmers and heat the piss up to a normal temp. If you wanna get all cautious take the temp of ur piss at home. Bring a thermoater with you and check the temp while your heating it up with one of those hot hands. I have helped a buddy with his piss test about 5 times. As long as you have an idea of what your doing it will work
 
Passing a piss test

I have a friend who did this several times until he got sloppy & caught.

Have a friend (male) who is clean, urinate in a small container, i.e. vial(s) and hide it under your sack. They are not allowed to search you there without a RPG's.

When you go into the washroom just pour the vial(s) into their container, If they are monitoring you with the door closed, just turn your back and carefully pull out the vials. If they are too close, then just pretend you are nervous with them watching.

PS.
Don't need to warm up the pee, i.e. it will go to room temp 25 C, fairly quickly

Peace & good luck
 
yeah but if you hand over the piss and it is cold then its no good. make sure the piss is warm enough. the reason it would be cold is if you kept it in the fridge or somethin but if your buddy is able to piss for you right before you go then you should be fine
 
OK, countryies like Hnungry, Bulgeria are the shit in OLYMPIC lifting, they used passed steroid drug tests by taking other speical drugs to some how confuss the steroid testing.....i read about this in a wieghtlifting journal...cant find it anymore....IF anyone knows of these names drugs to confuse the steroiddrug test please help this bro out and I need to know for myslef. WHAT THESE THINGS CALLED? ahhhhhh

PS the international Olympic drug testing Org. now tests for that certain drug in the unrine test, so it wont work in the OLmypics but the vourt wont test for this substance too....cost too $
 
You should do a search on 'how to taint a drug test'; or 'causes of false posotives'... It will come back inconclusive.

Some people use a cap of bleach, a few drops of Visine etc... I'm a former junkie, so I know. However, I've never taken or been tested for juice.

There is several forums for Opiate users, with special forums for 'drug testing' - PM me and I'll send you the site.

If you taint the test it will probably cost you 175 dollars again, but it sounds like it will be worth it.


The trick with the handwarmers workst too, just make sure your source is clean.


If worse comes to worse, and you don't have a solution, take some Visine (which you can tape underneath your dick if they are going to watch) and just spike the hell out of it.


Good luck, hope this helps
 
While that makes for an interesting read, it mainly is talking about THC and isn't gonna do anything for someone taking a GC/MS test for gear. If you were shelling out damn near 200 bucks per test do you think you'd throw bleach into a test just so you'd get a couple extra days, so you could pay another 200?? Do you honestly think they won't see that it's been tampered with? Labs do test for these things and the only thing that might save him is Probenecid, if it's not tested for, or the other masking agent that will block some steroids. Since he used Equipoise, the fact of the matter is, when it shows up, he's gonna be screwed in the eyes of the court. I mean hell, boldenone is gonna stay in his system for quite a long time.
 
It depends on who is doing the testing. Many tests I've taken are not tested for tainting materials. It costs too much money. I work in the healthcare field, and I have never heard of this being done.
 
genarr4 said:
http://www.thewhizzinator.com/index.html
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Good one. I added that to my favorites for futrue reference. Thanks.

As for the thread starter...sory to say, I think you're fucked. If they know what specifically to look for there is no real way of concealing it. AAS can be detectable in the body for up to 18 months if you're using Deca.
 
In the subject line of this post is the word HELP, but the advice given here is not the kind of help needed in this situation.

Lets see, on probation or parole, living at home with mommy and daddy, who will throw you out if you fail the test or won't take it, have a daughter that you're battling for custody of, probably DON'T have a lawyer, since some of the best advice from bros here was to use your lawyer and you never responded to that, in fact if you had a lawyer you wouldn't have even have posted here since the lawyer's job is to take care of this shit for you, yet you're on tons of gear which you can seem to afford, but afford at what expense bro, yours, your daughter's?

Sometimes it takes people hitting rock bottom for them to turn their lives around and never go back. Maybe failing the test and getting busted by your PO and getting custody of your daughter revoked is what it takes. how old are you anyway? Jesus.
 
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