Being Drug TESTED!!! HELP!!!

[psychedout]

Ive heard that the pro's inject someone elses urine into their bladders before a show and thats how they pass.

I actually once heard a funny story relating to something like this.

Anyways, a college football guy had to take a drug test he knew he would fail. So here is what he did:

Got his GF to pee in a cup, then injected a bunch into his stomach.
He thinks cool...

Anyways, lab test results come back and the say to the him "So Mr.Smith, you tested clean! (He sighs with relief) However, the test also says your pregnant!" So he takes a retest and fails.

Pretty rough for him. Finds out his GF is pregnant and fails a test. Not the best of days.

 

[BodybuildingUniverse]

I'm sorry...but as a father of two I have to chime in...so were the bigger arms WORTH it? Not trying to hassle ya, just that you have the rest of your life to grow, maybe it would have been wiser to lay off while all this custody stuff is going on. easy for me to say I know...hindsight...best of luck. I have my fingers crossed for your daughters sake

 

[SofaGeorge]

Ding ding ding... things don't ring right here. Your social worker DOES NOT work with your parole officer... and juicing is NOT a child custody issue.

Are you saying your wife is leveraging this as a parole violation issue? If so... the test can ONLY be required by your PO.

Contact a lawyer and your PO asap... and be completely honest with your PO.

 

[CherryWood]

Ding ding ding... things don't ring right here. Your social worker DOES NOT work with your parole officer... and juicing is NOT a child custody issue.

Are you saying your wife is leveraging this as a parole violation issue? If so... the test can ONLY be required by your PO.

Contact a lawyer and your PO asap... and be completely honest with your PO.

I never said my social worker "works with" my probation officer, however she DOES correspond with him and they DO share information about my criminal past with eachother.

Again,,,the test is NOT required by the social worker, however, I am petitoning for full custody and if I want it, then I HAVE to pass a juice test.

And juicing is ABSOLUTELY a child custody issue. Anabolics are a controlled substance that "increase cause aggression and lead users to be PRONE TO VIOLENCE" how that that NOT be part of a child custody issue?

 

[Machiavellian Muscle]

Don't inject piss into you. That is crazy, Carry some warm piss in a few film canisters if you have to.

 

[IlliniBB]

Or here is another way to fake the test. Have your buddy piss for you in a sealable container one that you can most likely disclose in your belt or something so wear a baggy shirt. Bring one of those hot hand hand warmers and heat the piss up to a normal temp. If you wanna get all cautious take the temp of ur piss at home. Bring a thermoater with you and check the temp while your heating it up with one of those hot hands. I have helped a buddy with his piss test about 5 times. As long as you have an idea of what your doing it will work

 

[Dr. JK]

Passing a piss test

I have a friend who did this several times until he got sloppy & caught.

Have a friend (male) who is clean, urinate in a small container, i.e. vial(s) and hide it under your sack. They are not allowed to search you there without a RPG's.

When you go into the washroom just pour the vial(s) into their container, If they are monitoring you with the door closed, just turn your back and carefully pull out the vials. If they are too close, then just pretend you are nervous with them watching.

PS.
Don't need to warm up the pee, i.e. it will go to room temp 25 C, fairly quickly

Peace & good luck

 

[IlliniBB]

yeah but if you hand over the piss and it is cold then its no good. make sure the piss is warm enough. the reason it would be cold is if you kept it in the fridge or somethin but if your buddy is able to piss for you right before you go then you should be fine

 

[tiger88]

OK, countryies like Hnungry, Bulgeria are the shit in OLYMPIC lifting, they used passed steroid drug tests by taking other speical drugs to some how confuss the steroid testing.....i read about this in a wieghtlifting journal...cant find it anymore....IF anyone knows of these names drugs to confuse the steroiddrug test please help this bro out and I need to know for myslef. WHAT THESE THINGS CALLED? ahhhhhh

PS the international Olympic drug testing Org. now tests for that certain drug in the unrine test, so it wont work in the OLmypics but the vourt wont test for this substance too....cost too $

 

[genarr4]

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