Being Drug TESTED!!! HELP!!!

[kentucky]

You should do a search on 'how to taint a drug test'; or 'causes of false posotives'... It will come back inconclusive.

Some people use a cap of bleach, a few drops of Visine etc... I'm a former junkie, so I know. However, I've never taken or been tested for juice.

There is several forums for Opiate users, with special forums for 'drug testing' - PM me and I'll send you the site.

If you taint the test it will probably cost you 175 dollars again, but it sounds like it will be worth it.


The trick with the handwarmers workst too, just make sure your source is clean.


If worse comes to worse, and you don't have a solution, take some Visine (which you can tape underneath your dick if they are going to watch) and just spike the hell out of it.


Good luck, hope this helps

 

[genarr4]

http://www.elitefitness.com/sites/hulkster/drug_test.html

 

[Syphonfilter]

While that makes for an interesting read, it mainly is talking about THC and isn't gonna do anything for someone taking a GC/MS test for gear. If you were shelling out damn near 200 bucks per test do you think you'd throw bleach into a test just so you'd get a couple extra days, so you could pay another 200?? Do you honestly think they won't see that it's been tampered with? Labs do test for these things and the only thing that might save him is Probenecid, if it's not tested for, or the other masking agent that will block some steroids. Since he used Equipoise, the fact of the matter is, when it shows up, he's gonna be screwed in the eyes of the court. I mean hell, boldenone is gonna stay in his system for quite a long time.

 

[wilson6]

Why don't you call Rick Collins and get the best advice available?

W6

 

[kentucky]

It depends on who is doing the testing. Many tests I've taken are not tested for tainting materials. It costs too much money. I work in the healthcare field, and I have never heard of this being done.

 

[Juice Authority]

http://www.thewhizzinator.com/index.html

Good one. I added that to my favorites for futrue reference. Thanks.

As for the thread starter...sory to say, I think you're fucked. If they know what specifically to look for there is no real way of concealing it. AAS can be detectable in the body for up to 18 months if you're using Deca.

 

[chadd77]

$200 for one test??? I just took a steroid test last month and it was only $85.00.

 

[ClubbaK]

Start Drinking Cranberry Juice Now, and drink Gallons!!!

-K

 

[kentucky]

Give us an update bro?

 

[GrowthHor]

In the subject line of this post is the word HELP, but the advice given here is not the kind of help needed in this situation.

Lets see, on probation or parole, living at home with mommy and daddy, who will throw you out if you fail the test or won't take it, have a daughter that you're battling for custody of, probably DON'T have a lawyer, since some of the best advice from bros here was to use your lawyer and you never responded to that, in fact if you had a lawyer you wouldn't have even have posted here since the lawyer's job is to take care of this shit for you, yet you're on tons of gear which you can seem to afford, but afford at what expense bro, yours, your daughter's?

Sometimes it takes people hitting rock bottom for them to turn their lives around and never go back. Maybe failing the test and getting busted by your PO and getting custody of your daughter revoked is what it takes. how old are you anyway? Jesus.