Beer Rage

[strongsmartsexy]

You know after Faux News' "Breaking Point" propaganda, it's clear to me that they're missing a REAL issue. Which, I know, is NOT new for them.

That issue is "Beer Rage". Do you see bouncers at gyms kicking people out who start fights 'cause they're on 'roids? Hell no! You see 'em in bars where people start fights 'cause of beer rage! They start drinking beer, then it's another and another and the next thing you no they start fighting and have to be thrown out. Then the damn drunks get in their cars, and if they manage to get home without killing themselves or innocent folks along the way, they come home to their families. Now the hidden secrets of abuse raise their ugly head. All from "Beer Rage!"

Then at some low point in their life, they drink a bunch of beer, pop a bunch of pills and then blow their brains out while taking a crap on the toilet 'cause they're so depressed. Their wife/husband left them. THeir kids are gone. They've been fired from their jobs.

Why isn't anyone doing anything about this? "Beer Rage" has GOT to be stopped!

Quick someone call the hard hitting Faux News Nutworks and let them in on it!

 

[Paulo]

Not to mention the ubiquitous 'Budweiser dick'...

 

[jestros]

I always thought it was funny that big brother spends millions on cracking down on weed, and filling the prisons with marijuanna dealers, frequently with high mandatory minimum sentances. How much violent crime do stoners commit? (only when someone gets in the way of the twinkies) How many guys beat thier wives when they're stoned? And how many car accidents are from people under the influence of pot?
I won't even start with how many people die from cigarettes.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Gee, and think of all the lost limbs from drinking beer. Slamed that car right into that tree and lost my leg. If it hadn't been for beer I'd have my leg and not been so pissed at that tree that I had to hit it!

 

[Big Rick Rock]

I have seen what alcohol can do to a person. Beer rage is one thing(AKA Beer muscles)... But Beer goggles is quite another...

 

[strongsmartsexy]

I have seen what alcohol can do to a person. Beer rage is one thing(AKA Beer muscles)... But Beer goggles is quite another...

Yah, beer goggles and coyote fucks seem to go hand in hand.

 

[bigp3]

very good point

 

[Big Rick Rock]

Have any of you suffered from:


-Beer goggles
-Beer muscles
-Beer dick
-Beer shits
-Beer belly


Please share.

 

[Dougly]

Have any of you suffered from:


-Beer goggles
-Beer muscles
-Beer dick
-Beer shits
-Beer belly


Please share.

Bud mud

 

[jerseyart]

Beer goggles is the true problem. I've only once ever ben so drunk that I was like WTF afterwards. Someone was moving on from the job, so we all took her out to celebrate/goodbye.

I still don't know if someone put something in my drink, because I've slammed a lot of alcohol with nary a problem. All I remember is dancing with these two chicks and my friend, who I drove there with, telling me it was time to go. Then one of the chicks says "I'll drive him home" and I said "yeah, she'll take me." He was practically trying to pull me out of the club, he did everything he could, but I was being a bitch.

All I can say is thank God I didn't sleep with her. I swear I thought she was hot until 3 hours later when she was driving us back, then I started to sober up. She was fucking huge. Her hips were twice as wide as mine. And it was all that fat from the waste down look. Just nasty. And then the fat bitch won't take me home, she drives to the freaking diner instead to show me off to her other gf's. I was fucking humiliated. The guys with the other chicks were looking at me with a WTF are you thinking look, and she keeps hanging on my arm like were bf/gf. It was sick.

Beer should be outlawed.