Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below drinking after every run down the mountain is the best way to snowboard. I'm not sure how I made it down the mountain last time.
Bodie Miller aint got nothin on me.
Bodie Miller aint got nothin on me.
beefcake28 is a good bro...
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needtogetaas
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bet that would be a trip.Subzeero said:
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juiceddreadlocks said:drinking after every run down the mountain is the best way to snowboard. I'm not sure how I made it down the mountain last time.
Bodie Miller aint got nothin on me.
Hell yeah!! It was a good time... It's too bad the snow sucked. We gotta rock that shit sometime when we get some fresh powder!! I'm gonna start wearing these damn boots around the house to try and break them in some more.
According to the weather forcast on Keystone's website, they are expecting snow through tonight, tomorrow, and some on Tuesday...
The sad thing is the night skiing/ riding schedule is:
Sunset Skiing and Riding Schedule
• Open 7-days a week 12/15/06 - 1/07/07
• Open Wed-Sun 1/10/07 - 02/25/07
• Open 7-days a week 2/28/07 - 4/01/07
mountain muscle
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Subzeero said:
Most snowboarders do not need to intensify their natural retardation before hitting the mountain.
There is a Garcia shrine on Aspen mountain where I heard such things might occur.
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We need to have an EF snowboard/ ski meet-up here in Colorado... It'll be fun. I'll buy the first round of drinks... lol.
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KillahBee said:
Skirts could get chilly on the slopes... Then again, I've known wimmins who did the skirt thing, minus panties, later on in the snowboard season... Hell, I've seen women go down the slopes in their B-day suit... without too many problems, as long as they didn't fall. Chapped ass sucks, or so I've heard. I was happy to help warm them up afterwards. Hawt tubs work wonders...
Yeah, we've got to get mountain muscle to take the tampon out and come up the slopes once in a while. It's about time to hit the bowls at Vail. Hopefully I'll get my board this friday.
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Who was the better boarder?
*rimshot*needtogetas said:
no pun intended eh.
He's boarded a lot more and a lot longer than I have, he's helping me learn terrain park shite right now...alien amp pharm said:
ok, ok...i'll go....but only if i can wear my ducky jammy pants down the slopes.beefcake28 said:
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habitualhealth said:
Ok, ok... Ducky jammies it is. As long as you don't mind my laughing, it's all good.
fortunately for you, at keystone there is a bar on top of the mountain and one 100 feet from the bottome of the slope. You can still snowboard or ski tooScotsman said:
so there, i can go!beefcake28 said:
to the butthead who k'd me with "you're not invited". you are overruled. besides, i'm fun dangit.
actually scots, the convenient bar placement is also good for me, haha.
Hey, I had everything there but the LCL and lateral miniscusScotsman said:
ACL rupture, MCL 85%, most of the medial meniscus removed and patellar tendon graft for the ACL.What bar is it? (not downstairs at eric's is it?)
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Scotsman said:
Dammit... Now, that sounds like a challenge. LOL!! This could be fun...
you still have to be able to make it to the gondola and back down the mountain afterwards though, hahabeefcake28 said:
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juiceddreadlocks said:
Oh... dammit. The "making it back down the mountain" part is when things get interesting. I wonder how many people the ski patrol has to help out, because they are too drunk to make it back down?? Damn, now that would be funny!!
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beefcake28 said:
I wasn't there (fortunately) but about 8 guys I know went skiing once.
Some were first timers, and a couple were still rookies.
They drank and hid liquor in the snow and proceeded to play "Smear the queer" on the black diamond.
(yes they got kicked out.)
especially if it was the same condescending jerk ski patrol that was following us down the mountain, haha.beefcake28 said:
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juiceddreadlocks said:
That dood was a prick... I mean, he's ski patrol, not a fuggin' state trooper or anyone else with an actual badge, for that matter. He needs to get over himself... or, have a couple beers and relax.
Beer solves everything.
great story.alien amp pharm said:
wtf you posting on my thread for HH?
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