be glad you're not an egg

[RADAR]

http://www.humorbomb.com/EggLife.html

 

[sconoscuito]

i dont need that man, im gonna get a good lay tonight

thats the attitude im gonna have tonight

im gettin some

and its not gonna be my mother

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[Deus Ex Machina]

lol nice

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

story of my life