Bathroom Conversation

[beastboy]

I walked into the bathroom the other day to take a piss. Our bathroom here is rather small with one urinal and 2 squatters. Well I walk in to hear two shop rats talking. Both of them are sitting next to each other taking a shit. The thing that struck me odd was they were butsing ass during their conversation, and not even breaking stride. The conversation went somewhat like this:

Daryl: Hey Jimbo how was the weekend? *insert fart*

Jimbo: *insert fart* Not bad, how about you? *insert fart*

Daryl: Sounds like we both have a problem here Jimbo.

Jimbo: yep, it must be *insert fart* the catfish I had last night.

************

I couldn't contain myself...I began to make my own fart noises to see if it would cause them to realize what they were doing, but I'll I got instead was an "Welcome aboard".

 

[WODIN]

Sounds like you work amongst REAL MEN!

 

[MassiveGunz]

the bathroom here is full of homos all walking around and staring at me.

hey beatboy si the girl in your avantar getting older?

man I cant wait for today to get over with.
I am gonna hit the booze like it is there and hard.

 

[the nature boy]

I am gonna hit the booze like it is there and hard.

 

[FreeballinDC]

man I cant wait for today to get over with.
I am gonna hit the booze like it is there and hard.

I'm with you there broly! I need to go on a 7 day weekend bent

 

[MassiveGunz]

I'm with you there broly! I need to go on a 7 day weekend bent

fuck yeah!
I finaly got this quote thing workin again.

the last time I went on a 7 day weekend brews crash corse was last weekend.
it was cool but I had tooths marks on my cock.
I found out later they weren't from a transvestike but just from a fat chick.
you have no idea how glad I was to hear that.

some advise is that if youy do a 7 day weekend binge drinker then dont do coke too. because then it is that much worse when youy have to go back to work on monday.

this weekend I'm gonna get shitface starting after work.
I dinkkk some at work, but not enough to get shitjcace
I'm gona have tequila, booze, beer, and some weed.

you bros rule

 

[PoyeBoy]

Beastfreak, when I said change the av........

nevermind number 33

 

[beastboy]

Beastfreak, when I said change the av........

nevermind number 33

Do you have a problem with children?

 

[PoyeBoy]

Do you have a problem with children?

They taste decent with A1 sauce


plus I like to give ya shit

 

[rnch]

I walked into the bathroom the other day to take a piss. Our bathroom here is rather small with one urinal and 2 squatters. Well I walk in to hear two shop rats talking. Both of them are sitting next to each other taking a shit. The thing that struck me odd was they were butsing ass during their conversation, and not even breaking stride. The conversation went somewhat like this:

Daryl: Hey Jimbo how was the weekend? *insert fart*

Jimbo: *insert fart* Not bad, how about you? *insert fart*

Daryl: Sounds like we both have a problem here Jimbo.

Jimbo: yep, it must be *insert fart* the catfish I had last night.

************

I couldn't contain myself...I began to make my own fart noises to see if it would cause them to realize what they were doing, but I'll I got instead was an "Welcome aboard".

hope the exhaust fan was working in there!!!!!!

 

[prophet]

i just hate the guys who walk in to take a piss in a urinal and they see me there with my big dick and they get stage fright....they look for a stall so they don't have to show their little penis.

i feel like going into the stall and beating the small dick guy with a toilet paper dispenser sometimes

 

[Mandinka2]

i just hate the guys who walk in to take a piss in a urinal and they see me there with my big dick and they get stage fright....they look for a stall so they don't have to show their little penis.

i feel like going into the stall and beating the small dick guy with a toilet paper dispenser sometimes

Quite clearly you spend an inordinate time at bathroom urinals looking at other men's dicks.

 

[the nature boy]

Quite clearly you spend an inordinate time at bathroom urinals looking at other men's dicks.

 

[Bullit]

Quite clearly you spend an inordinate time at bathroom urinals looking at other men's dicks.

Its funny cuz its true!

 

[prophet]

Quite clearly you spend an inordinate time at bathroom urinals looking at other men's dicks.

doesn't everyone?

 

[Mandinka2]

doesn't everyone?

Jesus , I've just read a post on the between the sheets forum where you actually tasted your own cum!!! And you weren'T even with some broad (she sucked me off then came up for a smooch). You oughta face it , you're G-A-Y.

Looks at guys dicks in bathrooms + tastes mens cum = MORE GAYNESS THAN you can shake a stick at

 

[FreeballinDC]

...or shake a dick at.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

One of my team rules when I was Hoops captain in college was;

Open door policy (including all doors)
.......in order to keep everything public I decided to do this. IT ended up being mad funny bc even when you slept your door had to be open. You had to trust that guys would be looking out for you. If you took a #2, the door had to be open. lol. Lots of fun with the freshman. lol

 

[beastboy]

One of my team rules when I was Hoops captain in college was;

Open door policy (including all doors)
.......in order to keep everything public I decided to do this. IT ended up being mad funny bc even when you slept your door had to be open. You had to trust that guys would be looking out for you. If you took a #2, the door had to be open. lol. Lots of fun with the freshman. lol

I don't get it.

 

[AAP]

doesn't everyone?

I don't.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

I don't get it.

All doors open. No secrets. Everyone knows everyones business. Total team unity.

 

[beastboy]

All doors open. No secrets. Everyone knows everyones business. Total team unity.

You do this when you take a shit?

 

[PolishHammer1977]

You do this when you take a shit?

Oh yea. Shit, sleep, sex.....etc....all doors open. Our girlfriends didn't like it too much and all fingers were pointed at me. Luckily, I am extremely convincing and have a way with words. We definitely all had a fun time with it.