Victorian Guy,
I doubt you'll ever respond but I gotta wonder, what happens when the police catch up with you? Sorry, but speeding away from the scene wouldn't end your troubles. The Bobbies would think enough to ask the gym manager, "This crazy wanna-be aristocrat member of yours lives...where, Mr. JP?"
Do you bribe the cops to leave you alone? Duke it out w/ them? Can Nobby help, or is he afraid he'll violate his parole?
That could make for an interesting story. I'm ready to see something other than how yourself and Nobby run away laughing after tormenting the plebs.
Better yet, YOU take bloody fuckin' charge and go pick on some gorillas or something. Nobby and VG's trip to the zoo would finally pit you against some worthy adversaries...
Oh, and to be serious for a moment, leave out the stuff about abusing or killing small animals. That shit's sick.