Bank Chick Redemption

[Paulos]

You should have left the note saying the following...

HI I'M THE CREEPY GUY WHO STARES AT YOU ALOT IN THE BANK, DO YOU LOVE ME? CHECK ONE.

YES_____ NO_____


SIGNED,

CREEPY GUY



Leave a return addy too so she can respond.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

If she calls then lightening struck. First, I can't believe you fit all that on the back of a business card. Second, just stop it! I mean it. Just stop it. Take a time out and gather your thoughts.

 

[Baoh]

I don't believe any of what he says anymore.

 

[gtrcivic]

IF she doesn't call, might want to ask your Momma to take you to the bank with her.....This is my son Doseoftruth, he is slow in the game of meeting woman. Thats why my daughter in law has left him for my responsibility. Will you take him off my hands....


Dude, should have asked her when she was walking back " you got a 2nd, i've been meaning to ask you out. I know you think i'm married, but i've been separated blah blah. Maybe we can go to Chuck E Cheese after you get off for some pizza and soda ??

If she responds that she has a boyfriend, say he can come but he has to pay for his portion, but i'll pay for yours.... that should get her to laugh.

 

[vinylgroover]

Look, i hope it works out, but you've really fucked this up from the start.

If she does call, it will only be because she's desperate or has syphilis or both.......because no chick in their right mind would respond to that sort of nonsense. Having said that i wish you luck.

btw, if you're a partner in a company and are always making deposits to the bank, you're obviously not short of cash......why don't you just stick to high class hookers?

 

[TC2]

I bet she hits you with pepperspray the next time your creepy ass leaves a note on her car.

2 words...Restraining order.

 

[Hoopsdaddy135]

sosa at the plate the count 3 balls no strikes.

Yeah, you're fucked if Sosa is at the plate. That fucker just got caught with cork in his bat.

I say she calls. How many guys have done this before to her, I'm hoping none. She calls out of curiousity and if she's interested.

 

[TC2]

I bet that she calls him. The way I picture Dose is he is a really hot tall guy with beautiful eyes. He is irresistible. She will call because she is intrigued. He will clear everything up. They will date. They will marry and have 2 children. The End.

See, there's the thing.

I picture him as squatty(kinda like the demon clown in Spawn) with his unborn twin half protruding outta his shoulder.

But that's just me.

 

[plornive]

Freightening...
You're supposed to let her become the psycho bitch...

 

[toga22]

We call right away.

We Do?!?

If I am interested in a guy; I will call...but never right away. I usually wait at least a day or two.

But if I am not interested, I never call...too awkward and it kindof leads things in a misleading direction. Besides, this girl already knows that if she waits a couple of days he will be back in the bank & she thinks he is married. I am sorry Dose, she may think that you are a Sweetheart...but I don't think she will call. But for your sake I hope I am very wrong...and everything works out the way you want it too...

Good Luck!!