Bank Chick Redemption

[DoseOfTruth]

Sort of.

I was making a depoist at the drive up ATM (gave up on going inside). Anyway I she walked out of the bank in front of my car and waved...I waved back. She grabbed something out of her car and went back inside the bank. So....I grabbed my business card...and scratched the following note and put it on her car window:

Hi,

I know this may look very stalkerish…but I promise I am not a stalker. I come into your bank all the time and you are always very nice to me. Hopefully you remember me - you say I come in everyday!

I always think about asking you to lunch or maybe dinner, but I have no game when it comes to that. Anyway, my name is DoseOfTruth and I will leave you my business card so just in case you are available and interested you can call me. If not, consider this a thank you card for being a uniquely good person.

Truly,


So....the ball is in her court. Sorry to the playas with the good advice, unfortunately this was the best I could actually DO.

So Bets??

 

[HULKSTER]

It seems to me that you forgot to clarify with the bank teller that you are SEPERATED from your wife. It seems that the main obstacle yesterday was when you said you were married, and never clarified that you were seperated and in the process of getting a divorce.

 

[Paulos]

I bet she hits you with pepperspray the next time your creepy ass leaves a note on her car.

 

[the nature boy]

I don't think you can classify this as redemption. next time attach a note to a brick and throw it through her windshield. she'll know you mean business.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

She is Married Dipshit! Homewrecker!

 

[Paulos]

I don't think you can classify this as redemption. next time attach a note to a brick and throw it through her windshield. she'll know you mean business.

Fa Sho.

 

[Outtlaw]

Oh lord. You really do have no game. And the worst part is, you left the note on her car window. You could have at least talked to her in person. The sad thing is I really thought you had a chance with this girl in the beginning. Now the only hope you have is that she feels sorry for you and takes your note on the car as a sweet gesture.

 

[alien amp pharm]

That's not good leaving it up to her to call. A lot of females do not like to make an initial call, even if they are interested.

Let's say she doesn't call....won't you feel uncomfortable the next time you have to go into the bank? Still, I guess this little progress is positive considering your last few visits to the bank.

 

[flexygrl]

I bet that she calls him. The way I picture Dose is he is a really hot tall guy with beautiful eyes. He is irresistible. She will call because she is intrigued. He will clear everything up. They will date. They will marry and have 2 children. The End.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I bet that she calls him. The way I picture Dose is he is a really hot tall guy with beautiful eyes. He is irresistible. She will call because she is intrigued. He will clear everything up. They will date. They will marry and have 2 children. The End.