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Bank Chick Redemption

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DoseOfTruth

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Sort of.

I was making a depoist at the drive up ATM (gave up on going inside). Anyway I she walked out of the bank in front of my car and waved...I waved back. She grabbed something out of her car and went back inside the bank. So....I grabbed my business card...and scratched the following note and put it on her car window:

Hi,

I know this may look very stalkerish…but I promise I am not a stalker. I come into your bank all the time and you are always very nice to me. Hopefully you remember me - you say I come in everyday!

I always think about asking you to lunch or maybe dinner, but I have no game when it comes to that. Anyway, my name is DoseOfTruth and I will leave you my business card so just in case you are available and interested you can call me. If not, consider this a thank you card for being a uniquely good person.

Truly,


So....the ball is in her court. Sorry to the playas with the good advice, unfortunately this was the best I could actually DO.

So Bets??
 
It seems to me that you forgot to clarify with the bank teller that you are SEPERATED from your wife. It seems that the main obstacle yesterday was when you said you were married, and never clarified that you were seperated and in the process of getting a divorce.
 
I don't think you can classify this as redemption. next time attach a note to a brick and throw it through her windshield. she'll know you mean business.
 
The Nature Boy said:
I don't think you can classify this as redemption. next time attach a note to a brick and throw it through her windshield. she'll know you mean business.
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Fa Sho.
 
Oh lord. You really do have no game. And the worst part is, you left the note on her car window.:confused: You could have at least talked to her in person. The sad thing is I really thought you had a chance with this girl in the beginning. Now the only hope you have is that she feels sorry for you and takes your note on the car as a sweet gesture.
 
That's not good leaving it up to her to call. A lot of females do not like to make an initial call, even if they are interested.

Let's say she doesn't call....won't you feel uncomfortable the next time you have to go into the bank? Still, I guess this little progress is positive considering your last few visits to the bank.
 
I bet that she calls him. The way I picture Dose is he is a really hot tall guy with beautiful eyes. He is irresistible. She will call because she is intrigued. He will clear everything up. They will date. They will marry and have 2 children. The End.
 
flexygrl said:
I bet that she calls him. The way I picture Dose is he is a really hot tall guy with beautiful eyes. He is irresistible. She will call because she is intrigued. He will clear everything up. They will date. They will marry and have 2 children. The End.
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:licker:
 
flexygrl said:
I bet that she calls him. The way I picture Dose is he is a really hot tall guy with beautiful eyes. He is irresistible. She will call because she is intrigued. He will clear everything up. They will date. They will marry and have 2 children. The End.
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you must be an optimist.
 
flexygrl said:
I bet that she calls him. The way I picture Dose is he is a really hot tall guy with beautiful eyes. He is irresistible. She will call because she is intrigued. He will clear everything up. They will date. They will marry and have 2 children. The End.
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:D lol. I´ve got 20bucks that says she doesnt even call.
 
DoseOfTruth said:

Sorry to the playas with the good advice,
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It's okay, I forgive you.

J/k.:) Actually I have no game either...
(but with looks like this, who needs game?!?)
 
You get an A+ and I would give you a high five if I could. I have left a note like that b4 and it worked. She may be very flattered that you would go to that length. Anyway, you tried and didn't throw in the towel and that takes the heart of a champion.
 
flexygrl

That was just my way of being sarcastic.

I think it's interesting what you said, but I don't think she'll call. She may initiate talking to him next time he visits, but I say she doesn't call.

I don't know you well enough to tell if you are dumb or smart, but I do know you are female, therefore I know you're psycho!:D
 
flexygrl said:
Outlaw,

Fine! I see your bet and raise you $10. She likes him dummy.
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I always felt that she really did like him also. BTW, I can accept both cash and credit. :D
 
I only accept Karma. If I lose I'll hit you for 30 days straight, if that's possible. But I am not going to lose. She will call him.
 
alien amp pharm said:

I think it's interesting what you said, but I don't think she'll call. She may initiate talking to him next time he visits, but I say she doesn't call.
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This is exactly my prediction of whats going to happen.
 
HAHA.
Lame.

Now what are you gonna do when you go into the bank next week & she hasnt called????

LOL.
 
notice how Dose hasn't responded in the last couple of minutes? I bet she called already and he's talking to her. Girls don't play games. We call right away. Even if she doesn't like him, she sounds like the type of girl that is nice enough to atleast call.
 
Bullit said:
HAHA.
Lame.

Now what are you gonna do when you go into the bank next week & she hasnt called????

LOL.
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He will hold his head high and act as if nothing happened. Even is she didn't call that doesn't mean she's not interested. He's going to get his balls up and ask her.
 
biteme said:


He will hold his head high and act as if nothing happened. Even is she didn't call that doesn't mean she's not interested. He's going to get his balls up and ask her.
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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
 
flexygrl said:
I only accept Karma. If I lose I'll hit you for 30 days straight, if that's possible. But I am not going to lose. She will call him.
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:) OK, Looks like I´ll be recieving a lot of karma soon. If I loose I´ll do the same for you, but there´s no way that girls calling him.
 
[QUOTE. Girls don't play games. . [/B][/QUOTE]

That is the most erroneous statement of the century.
 
Bite me,

How did I know you were gonna say something!! :rolleyes: I should have said phone games! Okay, feel better. Jeesh!
 
Okay, i'm leaving work now, just one last thing I want to say...

If she DOESN'T call. Next time in the bank BE SURE you talk to her, don't just go in and say nothing. She may wait until you come in again to talk to you even if she is interested.

So, work on your game and be ready to spit it out your next visit to the bank.

Good luck playa.
 
flexygrl said:
Bite me,

How did I know you were gonna say something!! :rolleyes: I should have said phone games! Okay, feel better. Jeesh!
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In that case, that would be the second most erroneous statement of the century.:D
 
lol thanks flxygrl. no she has not called yet, but i don't think the bank closes until like 5ish. it's only 3 soooo??

also, biteme is correct. I am a partner in a company (my title on my card is "Partner" which should score some points...no?) and get stupid club girls easily. For some reason this girl intimidates me and I have ZERO game when sober..or drunk for that matter.

If she doesn't call...no problem.
 
DoseOfTruth said:
Hi,

I know this may look very stalkerish…but I promise I am not a stalker.
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Reaction Formation:

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:FRlol: :elephant:


Just playin' man. Hopefully it works out. You never know.
 
A sharp blow to the back of the head should be quite effective in rendering her unconscious.

You know that, right?

But she'll call.
 
she'll call... call you a loser... you really boned this one up, she has got to think you are little off your rocker.

you got to come up with a big time save to fix this one up if she doesnt call... we are talking bottom of the 9th, score tied pitching agianst loaded bases no outs, sosa at the plate the count 3 balls no strikes.
 
You should have left the note saying the following...

HI I'M THE CREEPY GUY WHO STARES AT YOU ALOT IN THE BANK, DO YOU LOVE ME? CHECK ONE.

YES_____ NO_____


SIGNED,

CREEPY GUY



Leave a return addy too so she can respond.
 
If she calls then lightening struck. First, I can't believe you fit all that on the back of a business card. Second, just stop it! I mean it. Just stop it. Take a time out and gather your thoughts.
 
IF she doesn't call, might want to ask your Momma to take you to the bank with her.....This is my son Doseoftruth, he is slow in the game of meeting woman. Thats why my daughter in law has left him for my responsibility. Will you take him off my hands....


Dude, should have asked her when she was walking back " you got a 2nd, i've been meaning to ask you out. I know you think i'm married, but i've been separated blah blah. Maybe we can go to Chuck E Cheese after you get off for some pizza and soda ??

If she responds that she has a boyfriend, say he can come but he has to pay for his portion, but i'll pay for yours.... that should get her to laugh.
 
Look, i hope it works out, but you've really fucked this up from the start.

If she does call, it will only be because she's desperate or has syphilis or both.......because no chick in their right mind would respond to that sort of nonsense. Having said that i wish you luck.

btw, if you're a partner in a company and are always making deposits to the bank, you're obviously not short of cash......why don't you just stick to high class hookers?
 
SV2 said:
sosa at the plate the count 3 balls no strikes.
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Yeah, you're fucked if Sosa is at the plate. That fucker just got caught with cork in his bat.

I say she calls. How many guys have done this before to her, I'm hoping none. She calls out of curiousity and if she's interested.
 
flexygrl said:
I bet that she calls him. The way I picture Dose is he is a really hot tall guy with beautiful eyes. He is irresistible. She will call because she is intrigued. He will clear everything up. They will date. They will marry and have 2 children. The End.
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See, there's the thing.

I picture him as squatty(kinda like the demon clown in Spawn) with his unborn twin half protruding outta his shoulder.

But that's just me.
 
flexygrl said:
We call right away.
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We Do?!? :confused:

If I am interested in a guy; I will call...but never right away. I usually wait at least a day or two.

But if I am not interested, I never call...too awkward and it kindof leads things in a misleading direction. Besides, this girl already knows that if she waits a couple of days he will be back in the bank & she thinks he is married. I am sorry Dose, she may think that you are a Sweetheart...but I don't think she will call. But for your sake I hope I am very wrong...and everything works out the way you want it too...

Good Luck!!
 
I hope she calls, that would be pretty cool.

But she probably cant read all that smudged together on the back of a tiny business card, unless you use 3x5" ones.
 
first impressions are always the best.......sorry...you're raking the bottom of the barrel-she still thinks you're married,0 points to you for not clearing that up from the start.:( RADAR
 
Anybody seen the movie "swingers"

This guy(no offence) reminds me of that dude with no game.

Like when he got the number of that chick and his buddies told him to wait 2 days before calling.

He started calling as soon as he got home(the chick wasn't even home from the bar yet).

Called and left like 6 messages on her machine, then finally said he didn't think this was going to work out.;)
 
i'm starting to think he's just bullshittin' around.
she's (or maybe was) interested from what i've read, but those were some pretty bad crash and burns dude.
tell you what though, if it does work out then you know she's REALLY into you and most probably will fuck your brains out.
 
Well Bro, this was better than doing nothing I guess..
When you where stashing the note on her car, were you
looking all around to see if anyone was watching ?

Anyway, I hope she calls you. It really does sound like she has the "wants" for you physically at least.

Lets not flame a fellow Non playin broly, and hope she is the type
woman that want what she gets, and gets what she wants...
 
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Sad as it may be, my friends and I used to do the same thing years ago. Out of...oh, 40 or so notes we left we got 1 phone call. Turns out we'd left a note on the wrong car and some 300 lb behemoth thought she'd found the love of her life. My buddy met her for coffee, thinking she was some hottie -- needless to say he was surprised. :D
 
fresh said:
watch it rain out and all the letters get smudged and she reads "I'm a stalker, I want to eat your Box."
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LMAO! That would be my luck.
 
Taps said:
Sad as it may be, my friends and I used to do the same thing years ago. Out of...oh, 40 or so notes we left we got 1 phone call. Turns out we'd left a note on the wrong car and some 300 lb behemoth thought she'd found the love of her life. My buddy met her for coffee, thinking she was some hottie -- needless to say he was surprised. :D
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The note thing has worked for me more than a few times. Then again I'm a dashingly handsome fellow with a body that won't quit.:D
 
Dial_tone said:


Everybody should see Swingers...hilarious. I'm betting she calls in 3 days. LOL
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I've always believed it should be reguired viewing for males.
I think I have every line memorized.

You should check out "Made" too, underrated movie for sure.
 
This is easily the most cumbersome, disasterous, botched, sad, embarassing, etc. chain of events I have ever read on here. Good lord dude. Give it up. Have some respect for yourself. It's not going to happen. I can't believe you used the word stalker in the note. Holy shit. I'm gonna go ask her out just to get her away from you.
 
This thread is too fucking funny! I am Ling OL LAMF!!!!

Seriously, it's hard to know how to act these days....some girls like sweet guys, some like standoffish guys. You just have to be yourself and if it doesn't work out move to the next girl. I personally am the sweet type and if some girl doesn't like it that's fine, there are plenty out there who like a sensitive guy.

When it's obvious she's not digging the sweetness and needs a dick it's time to bail.
 
Taps said:
Sad as it may be, my friends and I used to do the same thing years ago. Out of...oh, 40 or so notes we left we got 1 phone call. Turns out we'd left a note on the wrong car and some 300 lb behemoth thought she'd found the love of her life. My buddy met her for coffee, thinking she was some hottie -- needless to say he was surprised. :D
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holy fuck did he shit his pants or what? that had to be the worst!
 
slickdadd said:
This is easily the most cumbersome, disasterous, botched, sad, embarassing, etc. chain of events I have ever read on here.
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LMAO

Perfect description.
 
Toga you are always so damn pesimistic, I need to give you a spankin to teach you a lesson! btw I think I sent you a PM u should repond to, I might be wrong
 
flexygrl said:
so.....update?
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What do you mean 'update'? She hasn't called. There's nothing to tell.

We will just have to wait until he goes to the bank again. I can see an episode of cops just waiting to happen here:D
 
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alien amp pharm said:


What do you mean 'update'? She hasn't called. There's nothing to tell.

We will just have to wait until he goes to the bank again. I can see an epidoe of cops just waiting to happen here:D
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:D Damn, this guy really is going to have to find a new bank after all this.
 
biteme said:


The note thing has worked for me more than a few times. Then again I'm a dashingly handsome fellow with a body that won't quit.:D
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lol

When I did this shit, I was like 19 t the oldest -- most of the women must have been in thier late 20's. I didn't know what the hell I was doing. Neither did my buddy. We'd just write some shit like, "you're hot...blah, blah, call me." God we were idiots. No girl in her right mind would have phoned us.

Cool that it works for you, broly. What kind of stuff did you write on the note?

I prefer the direct approach these days. Just walk up and say hi. :)
 
Damn?!?! I got excited when I saw this thread was bumped. I thought I won!! Well it's not over until the fat lady sings!! So there!

Dose, where are you? What's the good word?
 
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flexygrl said:
Damn?!?! I got excited when I saw this thread was bumped. I thought I one!! Well it's not over until the fat lady sings!! So there!

Dose, where are you? What's the good word?
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He's currently prison currency.
 
A wild experience I had not planned for. Luckily, I was able to take care of it as soon as I had.

That's all I can say.
 
We should all help him out. Let's inundate the girl at the bank with calls from the members of Elite Fitness.
 
biteme said:
We should all help him out. Let's inundate the girl at the bank with calls from the members of Elite Fitness.
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oh great idea, instead of her fearing 1 stalker, now she'll be afraid to leave her house.:p
 
flexygrl said:
Damn?!?! I got excited when I saw this thread was bumped. I thought I one!! Well it's not over until the fat lady sings!! So there!

Dose, where are you? What's the good word?
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:D Dont get your hopes up Flexy. The fat lady is already warming up for the concert. Since there´s no chance of this girl calling, the way I see it is, if he walks back into that bank and she still hasnt called... I win.
 
Wheres Doseof Truth... did the bank teller call you yet ? have you been back to the bank for a deposit..... inquiring elitefitness minds want to know
 
gtrcivic said:
Wheres Doseof Truth... did the bank teller call you yet ? have you been back to the bank for a deposit..... inquiring elitefitness minds want to know
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He was most likely arrested and/or he killed himself.
 
gtrcivic said:
Wheres Doseof Truth... did the bank teller call you yet ? have you been back to the bank for a deposit..... inquiring elitefitness minds want to know
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I told you guys.

He's in prison wearing the Kool Ade eye shadow.

:blow:
 
I was really hoping to hear the outcome of this. I almost posted the same question earlier this week (If any one had asked out a bank teller). I think I would go more of a direct route though.
 
powerslave said:
I was really hoping to hear the outcome of this. I almost posted the same question earlier this week (If any one had asked out a bank teller). I think I would go more of a direct route though.
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Tranquilizer darts?
 
Good idea. That would be better than a baseball bat. No bruises, much less painfull.
 
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