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You tools didn't think I still had it. I may not have gotten new vag last night, but I'm already half way there.
BAM! Bow to me!
- Thread starter puddlemonkey
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I need to find new vag, my ex has turned a bit bishy since getting her new bc installed.
lol liar, no dude writes like that. check the $ pic, you can see my handwriting.
bring it haters!
I still have the box...let me go look at the label really quick
PIC NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bitch
Why, you'll just claim I photoshopped it.
I left my phone in the car, I have had an issue in the past with setting it down and leaving it somewhere. Unlike you young fags I'm not tethered to my phone.
PS- I have a reg phone, but I got tired of having to change my # to get rid of psychobitches, thus I have a need for pre-paid disposable phones.
I bet you're working on it right now lol
ho phone
I do have an issue now... at the beginning I didn't catch how she said her name. So I don't know if it's supposed to be 'kari lynn', or if it sounds like 'carolyn'.
i think it's kari-lynn
and if she says...that's not my name just be like, "i know, i was just playing with you"
lol getting a girls name wrong is not something they're just gonna let slide. I gotta be smooth and somehow get her to say it again.
im to lazy to tineye... was it a tranny?
digimon7068
New member
i'm betting on the other pronunciation.
aren't they all?
yeah, but once she sees you again w/out the beer goggles none of that will matter anyways.
she wasn't drunk fucker! I think I would have scored if she was 
no but it's on my to-do list
she wasn't drunk fucker! I think I would have scored if she was
lol@her being sober and having common sense.
I'm anti-marriage, not anti-commitment. There is a difference!
pretty much
fml
mrplunkey
New member
He's got his first phone number in a while and already talking about being "not anti-commitment".
SWV alert! I forsee a text coming from you like: "But... I thought we had a real connection" in your near future.
lol never, I never crumble.
KillahBee
New member
lmao, exactly what I was thinking. scumbaggery style
Strongbow
New member
God has taken away his ability to cum so that he can not reproduce. PuddleMonkey=No DAD.
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shrimp poboy
Guest
Please tell me that you are not show boating a phone number you got?Are things that bad Right now?
It was mostly for mitch. But he wasn't the only one saying I'd strike out the other day when I mentioned I was going out. My thread/pic was totally justified.
you did strike out...
no, no, I dropped a bunt and got to first.
since when is getting a # first base?
wtf?!???!!? Why am I justifying this to you. You're married, you can't even play ball anymore.
I got laid 2x yesterday...how about you?
can't call an invalid #
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shrimp poboy
Guest
Look at me I got A phone # I'm such a player.
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shrimp poboy
Guest
For a guy who claims to have his life(And finances) in Perfect order You sure do suck at meeting Woman.I could be dead broke and homeless(And have been)And still find some sort of attractive steady ass to live with/date.Puddle you should maybe consider some personality class's might keep you from creepin broads out because If you come across IRL like you do on the phone Its no wonder you think getting #'s is like winning the Lotto.
Is it the rejection hotline, did u call?
fuck no, I don't wanna look desperate.
I do have my life in order, and I have no problems meeting women. I have problems meeting women who aren't hellbent on marriage and children.
And as far as me on the phone, multiple people have spoken to me here on EF, I'm not the one that comes across all cracked out of his mind and paranoid.
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shrimp poboy
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Whats the new # I'll give you one more chance.
calveless wonder
New member
you seriously made a thread about getting a number? that's the easiest thing in the world to get
Girls give out their number all the time, sometimes even if they don't particularly like the guy. if you can't pull at least 1 or 2 phone numbers everytime when you go out, you should retire from the vagina.
when i was in my "just got pwned by my ex and forgot how to be single" phase, i would still pull a shitload of phone numbers even though more than half the girls wouldn't even call back.
doesnt't mean anything till you actually set the stage properly before and after
Girls give out their number all the time, sometimes even if they don't particularly like the guy. if you can't pull at least 1 or 2 phone numbers everytime when you go out, you should retire from the vagina.
when i was in my "just got pwned by my ex and forgot how to be single" phase, i would still pull a shitload of phone numbers even though more than half the girls wouldn't even call back.
doesnt't mean anything till you actually set the stage properly before and after
you weren't here for the prior convo, don't try to get involved now. you just worry about defending yourself on iggy's thread.
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shrimp poboy
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CW>puddle monkey
calveless wonder
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Strongbow
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You should really reconsider that shit brah. Im the coolest mutha fucker on EF.
You tools didn't think I still had it. I may not have gotten new vag last night, but I'm already half way there.
I'm a middle-aged man who's been married for 15 years and even I can get some chicks number in a bar on a Saturday night.
Strongbow
New member
Pics or STFU
OK, if I go ahead and send you pics of my naked junk will you STFU?
Strongbow
New member
Consider me SingTFU. No pics.
I'm thinking tomorrow.
She may forget about you by then.
like she hasn't already.
ricco561
New member
You are right she can probably still smell your cologne on her.
That's called urine.
Lambruh
New member
Who's throwing the bachelor party?
We'll get some E-strippers, rally a few of those chicks that have their own solo websites
We'll get em to register on EF, whore up CnC for a night. Talk dirty with all the dudes "i'd totally suck your dick irl", post nudes on command, give E-lap dances via PM webcam n shit
We'll get some E-strippers, rally a few of those chicks that have their own solo websites
We'll get em to register on EF, whore up CnC for a night. Talk dirty with all the dudes "i'd totally suck your dick irl", post nudes on command, give E-lap dances via PM webcam n shit
lol
I Still fucked them...unlike...well, some sake drinking, v-neck T wearing, double earring sporting people I know.
u rob
