Bad things that beat being obese

[plornive]

I would rather be a heroin addict than obese; or a part-time clown.

I would rather eat a toilet paper tube every 30 minutes, than roll around town,

like a ball; and be on Guinness.

 

[Dial_tone]

I'll take obese. Beating the fat would be easier than beating a heroin addiction.

 

[jerkbox]

mmmmmmm....heroin

 

[GoldenDelicious]

id take heroin. at least you die happy

 

[plornive]

That's what I like to hear.

 

[plornive]

As an aside, I think this thread will reveal the anti-drug propaganda present at Elite. In a fully informed, ideal world, we would all choose heroin, meth and coke over flabby, flappy obesity.

 

[jerkbox]

flabby, smelly, curdling, flappy obesity.

LOL

 

[avenirup]

Dealing with obesity is easy to handle (for most)..herion addiction is not...

 

[avenirup]

Plornine = The evil Wodin....

 

[plornive]

As an aside, I think this thread will reveal the anti-drug propaganda present at Elite. In a fully informed, ideal world, we would all choose heroin, meth and coke over flabby, flappy obesity.

Drugs are significantly better than Chalupically aquired, jiggly, dripping, fermenting, gooey fat.

 

[plornive]

Dealing with obesity is easy to handle (for most)..herion addiction is not...

Yes, but that ignores the fact that being a heroin user is probably much more enjoyable than being fatt.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Drugs are significantly better than Chalupically aquired, jiggly, dripping, fermenting, gooey fat.

Kill yourself now. You have reached nirvana.

 

[WODIN]

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