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EnderJE

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You read about all these terrorists - most of them came here legally, but they hung around on expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now compare that to Blockbuster; if you are two days late with a video, those people are all over you. We should put Blockbuster in charge of Immigration and Homeland Security.

My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God, and I didn't.

There are no Wal-Marts in Iraq. They're all Targets.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor, but book publishers aren't afraid to have a chapter 11?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.
 
samoth said:
Two neutrinos go through a bar...



:cow:

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What do you get if you cross a mountaineer with a mosquito?

Nothing, of course. You can’t cross a scaler with a vector.


So this neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink.

The bartender puts the drink in front of the neutron and says, “For you, no charge.”
 
samoth said:
Two neutrinos go through a bar...



:cow:

science boy. i have a question for you. how the fuck were neutrino's even discovered to exist? are they hypothetical? you're giving me flashbacks from science. or that might be the neutrinos crashing through my eyes at light speed. anyway.. explain.
 
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