Bad Dorm Roommate

[The Sun Devil]

well I used to have a dorm room to myself but i know have a roommate. he is such a piece of shit and his girlfriend is ALWAYS here and she sleeps over too. Once he fucked her while i asleep in the bed across the room. How should I handle this? I would just kill him and her both but then i would go to jail, so I need ideas, he is love this chic as well. SHE ISNT HOT BTW

help me out here guys

 

[gonelifting]

Throw parties every time she`s over. Get in a small fight about it, Then say "OK we both won`t have people over" It`s settled.

That should be #3 or 4 on your list though.

 

[Dial_tone]

I'd film the activities and post them on a website so I....err people can watch.

 

[The Sun Devil]

I'd film the activities and post them on a website so I....err people can watch.

that is a good idea but against the law, i need to stay legal here.i was think9ing of planting weed in his room, but too risky.

 

[The Sun Devil]

Throw parties every time she`s over. Get in a small fight about it, Then say "OK we both won`t have people over" It`s settled.

That should be #3 or 4 on your list though.

THATS IS a great idea! i may have to think about that one.

 

[WarriorPL]

cut her throat in her sleep.

 

[AAP]

that is a good idea but against the law, i need to stay legal here.i was think9ing of planting weed in his room, but too risky.

DON'T EVER PLANT SOMETHING ON SOMEONE THAT WILL RESULT IN A FELONY JUST BECAUSE THEY GETTING SOME PUSSY AND YOU AIN'T!!

get another fucking dorm or room, or your own damn girlfriend. don't be fucking up someone's personal record just for revenge.

 

[The Sun Devil]

DON'T EVER PLANT SOMETHING ON SOMEONE THAT WILL RESULT IN A FELONY JUST BECAUSE THEY GETTING SOME PUSSY AND YOU AIN'T!!

get another fucking dorm or room, or your own damn girlfriend. don't be fucking up someone's personal record just for revenge.

i was jk anyways about planting drugs on someone. and i have a gf, but she doesnt lives in SD....

 

[AAP]

That shit ain't funny. I had someone try to set me up with shit like that once. It affects you for the rest of your life.

You can anonymously inform the dorm committee or your student council.

 

[Dial_tone]

I say about food "share the smell, share the taste". Ask if you get to fuck her too.

 

[sk*]

well I used to have a dorm room to myself but i know have a roommate. he is such a piece of shit and his girlfriend is ALWAYS here and she sleeps over too. Once he fucked her while i asleep in the bed across the room. How should I handle this? I would just kill him and her both but then i would go to jail, so I need ideas, he is love this chic as well. SHE ISNT HOT BTW

help me out here guys

HAHA, i've done every single one of those things to piss off my last year's roommate. In the end, I took revealing pics of him with his hand in his pants, and showed it to the RA's. He threatened me, and they kicked him out.

-sk

 

[collegiateLifter]

haha I've had pretty good roomates so far.

I would tell him to fuck his girl in the evening when you're out studying at the library, lifting, etc.

If you're going to sleep before them, tell them they must keep it down or leave...

If one of them snores, well i think you're pretty much screwed...

If reason fails, you can make your room smelly and messy to the point that neither your roomate nor his girl want to be there and then they may start stayin at the girls room.

 

[lucidblue]

well I used to have a dorm room to myself but i know have a roommate. he is such a piece of shit and his girlfriend is ALWAYS here and she sleeps over too. Once he fucked her while i asleep in the bed across the room. How should I handle this? I would just kill him and her both but then i would go to jail, so I need ideas, he is love this chic as well. SHE ISNT HOT BTW

help me out here guys

I had this problem with my college roommate my freshman year. She would have her b/f sleep over every night. Keep in mind he had his own room, a private room w/o a roommate. Yet, they would stay in our room and they would have sex in there all the time when I was trying to sleep. One night I got pissed. I got up turned on the light, opened the door and said "if you want an audience you can have one". I walked out left the door open and knocked on everyone's doors on our floor and then left. LOL. That was fun. Never happened again after that.

I so don't miss college.

 

[The Sun Devil]

thanx for all the help, she is so fat and nasty, today as i was leaving to go eat dinner, she had a bag with a curling iron and a bunch of stuff as well. she doesnt go to college and only works part time so she has more free time then she should.

 

[The Sun Devil]

Re: Re: Bad Dorm Roommate

. One night I got pissed. I got up turned on the light, opened the door and said "if you want an audience you can have one". I walked out left the door open and knocked on everyone's doors on our floor and then left. LOL. That was fun. Never happened again after that.

I so don't miss college.

turn the lite on is a great one to do.

 

[EnderJE]

Find a smell that he/she doesn't like. For example, hide dead shellfish all over your place and leave for a weekend. Then when you come back, have it professionally cleaned; but the two should of left by then.

 

[EnderJE]

Or something else you could try is to make constant fat jokes at his girlfriend. She'll get all pised and won't give him sex while your around. Without sex, he'll leave.

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

My roomie way back in college (10 yrs ago) would always have his girl over. She'd stay in the room talking to him even after I went to sleep. I got sick of it so I started stripping naked before bed right in front of her and then climbing into bed. After the second night of my strip tease, I guess she felt awkward enough that she stopped coming over late at night. I think it did the trick when I stripped and turned and faced her giving a good full frontal view and proceeded to scratch my balls while she watched in horror.

 

[HANSEL]

this thread made me remember that part in P.C.U. when Jeremy Piven is recalling the time he was a roomate with david spades character, that shit was funny.

 

[jerkbox]

My roomie way back in college (10 yrs ago) would always have his girl over. She'd stay in the room talking to him even after I went to sleep. I got sick of it so I started stripping naked before bed right in front of her and then climbing into bed. After the second night of my strip tease, I guess she felt awkward enough that she stopped coming over late at night. I think it did the trick when I stripped and turned and faced her giving a good full frontal view and proceeded to scratch my balls while she watched in horror.

hehe....good one....

 

[magman1]

sleep butt ass naked on top of ur covers...plus one nite stay up, and as you can tell they are waiting for you to go to bed, say this "oh, no need to wait...i see you guys fucking every nite"

 

[vansmack2000]

Just jerk off obnoxiously loud when they are there one night and wipe your love cream on her cloths

 

[ZKaudio]

my roommate thought he was swole and used to make tuna IN the dorm room every day post w/o... I was at least 20 lbs heavier w/ 5% less bf and when it came down to judgement day... things got ugly.

 

[Outtlaw]

that is a good idea but against the law, i need to stay legal here.i was think9ing of planting weed in his room, but too risky.

You know what I say about the law...Fuck it!!

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

8

 

[The Sun Devil]

8

that has isnt helping post slut

 

[DeepZenPill]

Just say something. Don't be afraid to protect your right to privacy. It's your room too. The girl isn't paying to stay in that room. If your roommate won't back down, take it to an RA. He'll back down pretty quickly then unless he's a fuckin idiot.

Every roommate should expect to be sexiled once in a while, but having someone else living with you is unacceptable. Your roommate isn't a mind reader, so you need to be vocal with your view.

 

[Synpax]

can't you talk to your RA? I think there are rules.

 

[[email protected]]

Set up a web cam and sell the videos on E-Bay

well I used to have a dorm room to myself but i know have a roommate. he is such a piece of shit and his girlfriend is ALWAYS here and she sleeps over too. Once he fucked her while i asleep in the bed across the room. How should I handle this? I would just kill him and her both but then i would go to jail, so I need ideas, he is love this chic as well. SHE ISNT HOT BTW

help me out here guys

 

[[email protected]]

No, putting a live web cam in a room you have access to is NOT against the law. You are only doing it to make sure no one is in there except authorized persons. You give out the IP so that your buddies can look out for you when you are too busy.

that is a good idea but against the law, i need to stay legal here.i was think9ing of planting weed in his room, but too risky.

 

[Wynn]

No, putting a live web cam in a room you have access to is NOT against the law. You are only doing it to make sure no one is in there except authorized persons. You give out the IP so that your buddies can look out for you when you are too busy.

...and if any scantily clad dorm girls are dancing to some music in front of the camera even better.

 

[DeepZenPill]

can't you talk to your RA? I think there are rules.

Try to settle things like men first, but if he's a bitch, then there's nothing else to do but call in the authority figure. If you got straight to the RA he'll think you're just a little pansy who doesn't confront his own problems.

 

[spin721]

Tell his girl that he slept with a guy the other night....

that will work.

 

[Spanky11]

Tell his girl that he slept with a guy the other night....

that will work.

Jesus, how old are you?

Anyways, heres an idea - why don't you just sit down and talk to him about it? There is never any need to resort to stupid immature revenge crap.