Bad Dorm Roommate

[The Sun Devil]

well I used to have a dorm room to myself but i know have a roommate. he is such a piece of shit and his girlfriend is ALWAYS here and she sleeps over too. Once he fucked her while i asleep in the bed across the room. How should I handle this? I would just kill him and her both but then i would go to jail, so I need ideas, he is love this chic as well. SHE ISNT HOT BTW

help me out here guys

 

[gonelifting]

Throw parties every time she`s over. Get in a small fight about it, Then say "OK we both won`t have people over" It`s settled.

That should be #3 or 4 on your list though.

 

[Dial_tone]

I'd film the activities and post them on a website so I....err people can watch.

 

[The Sun Devil]

I'd film the activities and post them on a website so I....err people can watch.

that is a good idea but against the law, i need to stay legal here.i was think9ing of planting weed in his room, but too risky.

 

[The Sun Devil]

Throw parties every time she`s over. Get in a small fight about it, Then say "OK we both won`t have people over" It`s settled.

That should be #3 or 4 on your list though.

THATS IS a great idea! i may have to think about that one.

 

[WarriorPL]

cut her throat in her sleep.

 

[AAP]

that is a good idea but against the law, i need to stay legal here.i was think9ing of planting weed in his room, but too risky.

DON'T EVER PLANT SOMETHING ON SOMEONE THAT WILL RESULT IN A FELONY JUST BECAUSE THEY GETTING SOME PUSSY AND YOU AIN'T!!

get another fucking dorm or room, or your own damn girlfriend. don't be fucking up someone's personal record just for revenge.

 

[The Sun Devil]

DON'T EVER PLANT SOMETHING ON SOMEONE THAT WILL RESULT IN A FELONY JUST BECAUSE THEY GETTING SOME PUSSY AND YOU AIN'T!!

get another fucking dorm or room, or your own damn girlfriend. don't be fucking up someone's personal record just for revenge.

i was jk anyways about planting drugs on someone. and i have a gf, but she doesnt lives in SD....

 

[AAP]

That shit ain't funny. I had someone try to set me up with shit like that once. It affects you for the rest of your life.

You can anonymously inform the dorm committee or your student council.

 

[Dial_tone]

I say about food "share the smell, share the taste". Ask if you get to fuck her too.