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Just want to confirm that I'm right about this: guys aren't supposed to be at baby showers and that includes the daddy! Especially not one that there are going to be 30 sorority girls that I probably will hate there. Your thoughts?
Baby shower question
- Thread starter Jack steel
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Lol fuck no. Yes they're hot and slutty but they're dumb as fuck and half of them can't stop talking about our personal relationship problems behind our backs and gossiping. Which is why I'd rather not go start shit at my sons own baby shower lol. Plus her alcoholic mother will be there and they rented a margarita machine. Ridiculous.
Thanks for the reply btw. I was getting a guilt trip from the mommy
wtf are you having a baby shower after the first baby?
they do. its called a diaper party where everyone brings a pkg of diapers then they all get drunk.
lol baby showers have changed since I had mine
people don't show up on horse drawn buggy anymore?
Hahaha I knew that was coming
I got a washboard to go with the cloth diapers
lololololo
Lol!
I'm pissed about this...people have baby showers after the first baby???
I think I'm gonna go rent a margarita machine!
I know. It's not supposed to be happening :/ but what can I say? My mom didnt have the heart to speak up lol. And yes... A margarita machine. Like I said her mother is a serious alcoholic. Quite embarrassing really.
That seems standard where I'm from. Definitely after the first...if there's more kids, it's iffy.
2 boys!
This one statement I'm about to make should explain a lot. The mother of my kids is 22 years old and her mom is 35. The night I met her whole extended family (no dad) her mom got wasted and flirted with me and tried holding my hand. And <HER beloved husband assaulted MY kids mother while she was preggers with My first son.
I just looked it up on Miss Manners (yes seriously) . No shower after the first..traditionally men only
the end
the end
you kidding me? by the time I got to my second one I had a bouquet of flowers when she was born...a cpl of visitors in the hosp.
the third, one visitor, no flowers/cards
the fourth ..not even phone calls.cpl of fb congrats.no visitors
digimon7068
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...ly intriguing...i'm an accountant...let me do the math...30 slutty sorority girls + 1 margarita machine + (1X + 1Y) (the male chromosome formula...gettin' all algebraic on your ass) = ummmmm 69?
wtf did you just say
I could have saved so much $$$ and time spent at long, boring showers ... It's totally opposite up here
He's drinking already
digimon7068
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Idobehigh
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I would pull a Zimmerman and kill a man that A) touch my wife or female B) especially if they are pregnant. Props to you for not going to jail that night lol
IMO you are correct. Men should show up at the end to help load gifts into the car.
But, i've been to showers where the Daddy waa there the whole time. To each his own i guess.
People in general annoy the shit out of me which is why I'm a loner. I enjoy the banter on the internet and that's enough for me. Only a few people in my life.
I'm trying to figure out how I'm going to get out of meeting old friends from high school tonight for drinks and stupid conversation. They obviously enjoy it much more than I do. I have to drink to tolerate 1 of them and I don't like to drink alcohol. I'm such a social butterfly.
I think baby showers are more tolerable than a bridal shower. I hate bridal showers. Who wants to sit around watching someone opening 50 different household items? So boring.
Lol I totally agree!!
no that's the bachelorette party
Idobehigh
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God your so wrong I'm so pist right now
Bridal showers make me want to blow my brains out.
I did go to one though where we did like a purse scavenger hunt in teams that was so fun. My team won cuz I happened to have some questionable things in mine. Lol
...but you'll totally have to come to mine. And bring something I reeeally need like more bath towels
. Hahaha and then pretend that my third avocado slicer is worth ooing and awing over.
Idobehigh
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Now I'm pacing
Bridal showers make me want to blow my brains out.
I did go to one though where we did like a purse scavenger hunt in teams that was so fun. My team won cuz I happened to have some questionable things in mine. Lol
...but you'll totally have to come to mine. And bring something I reeeally need like more bath towels
I'm totally coming to yours! FYI I hear that honeymoons and related honeymoon type gifts are now being included on registries, which I totally agree with! Put those things on yours! hahahaha!!! <3
mrplunkey
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Did the mom raise your gf?? That's so young!!! Probably no babysitting by grandma
No she didn't. Grandma did until she was in her 20s then junkie mom took back over.... Sorta
Bridal showers make me want to blow my brains out.
I did go to one though where we did like a purse scavenger hunt in teams that was so fun. My team won cuz I happened to have some questionable things in mine. Lol
...but you'll totally have to come to mine. And bring something I reeeally need like more bath towels
You're engaged?? Congrats!
I feel bad. My friend said it wouldn't be the same without me. I don't know why they like me. I'm an introvert.
You're going to do this all afternoon, but you will end up going bc you feel too guilty to lie or no show. Chances are you will have a good time and be glad that you went though. Hopefully.
Did she say why she wants you there?
Could it be because her friends suck, her mother is more interested in margaritas, and she wants a real friend there because this shower isn't really about her and baby?
Does she feel like you aren't involved this pregnancy and this shows you are? What was the guilt trip she was using?
Could it be because her friends suck, her mother is more interested in margaritas, and she wants a real friend there because this shower isn't really about her and baby?
Does she feel like you aren't involved this pregnancy and this shows you are? What was the guilt trip she was using?
mrplunkey
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I am baffled on that one.
I didn't like you even when you were falling off your roof and losing 40-yard dashes.
coldblue1955
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I went to a baby shower once. It wasn't my baby so I was double happy. Food was really lame though. Like everyone was on a diet. But you couldn't tell from looking at them.
You're getting her a matching purple one, don't lie!
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