Attn: Tom Ridge!

[Mr. dB]

Dear Mr. Ridge:

I think that the Department of Homeland Security should take a serious look at Reggae Music fans, Reggae musicians, and Rastafarians. They're always singing about "burning down Babylon." In case you didn't know, "Babylon" is a Rastafarian code word for "western civilization." I suggest that you start by profiling anyone with dreadlocks.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

As well as their supporting terrorism with their lust for that evil Ganja.

 

[BO-DEN]

shit no wonder the goverment is taking pictures of me... all that bob marley and weed i alwyas have around

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

shit no wonder the goverment is taking pictures of me... all that bob marley and weed i alwyas have around

Ain't that Holmes...It's MiB scouting you as a 'viewer'.

 

[BO-DEN]

Ain't that Holmes...It's MiB scouting you as a 'viewer'.

i found a very intresting posibility to my problem

look into a demon called a "TENGU" its from japan.
http://www.jh-author.com/tengu.htm


it is suppose to be a being that is a shadow like creature that hauntes swordsmen. ill find some pictures for you.. .but the discription of it.. how it sounds and all line up perfectly.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

shit no wonder the goverment is taking pictures of me... all that bob marley and weed i alwyas have around

lol, i think it's just tboy trying out his new camera.

nothing to fear.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

i found a very intresting posibility to my problem

look into a demon called a "TENGU" its from japan.

it is suppose to be a being that is a shadow like creature that hauntes swordsmen. ill find some pictures for you.. .but the discription of it.. how it sounds and all line up perfectly.

Same thing that plagued Bruce Lee and his ancestors?

 

[BO-DEN]

Same thing that plagued Bruce Lee and his ancestors?

could be

they always come after martial artists.

this alllllllllllllllllllll started when my brothers and I started training martial arts.

all the people on my block used to think we were insane. we would be outside inthe middle of the night sword training.

then we would see them, one time we chased it in the woods.. (with swords)
and it let out the loudest (NOT HUMAN) sound... took the fight right out of me.. we just ran.

BO-DEN

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

could be

they always come after martial artists.

this alllllllllllllllllllll started when my brothers and I started training martial arts.

all the people on my block used to think we were insane. we would be outside inthe middle of the night sword training.

then we would see them, one time we chased it in the woods.. (with swords)
and it let out the loudest (NOT HUMAN) sound... took the fight right out of me.. we just ran.

BO-DEN

I remember you talking about that...A loud,piercing roar like a dinosaur.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Dear Mr. Ridge:

I think that the Department of Homeland Security should take a serious look at Reggae Music fans, Reggae musicians, and Rastafarians. They're always singing about "burning down Babylon." In case you didn't know, "Babylon" is a Rastafarian code word for "western civilization." I suggest that you start by profiling anyone with dreadlocks.

I'll be sure to pass that along. Thanks.

 

[WODIN]

As well as their supporting terrorism with their lust for that evil Ganja.

HEY! HEY! HEY!!! Don't get all carried away now...

 

[argent]

how about those IRA motherfuckers with the carbombings and all. I think we should round up every Irish person here b/c they could be linked to those bombings by their Irishness. Hell they could even be planning something as we speak.

 

[chesty]

I suggest they also start investigating all of the Colleges that have fine art degree programs as well!

 

[Mr. dB]

Okay, we've got Rastas, Irish, and undergrads, who else should we add to the watch list?

 

[chesty]

How about the Boy Scouts. You know how dare they teach our kids about discipline, and shooting 22's. Oh yeah and how to track, live out in the wild, build fires with sticks and make 'em wear uniforms!

 

[Mr. dB]

How about the Boy Scouts. You know how dare they teach our kids about discipline, and shooting 22's. Oh yeah and how to track, live out in the wild, build fires with sticks and make 'em wear uniforms!

Damn straight! I bet Eric Rudolph was a Boy Scout.