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Attention Soklu. Lets Talk Krueger.

Dunk

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So you say in 1988 you went out on a date with "some guy".

You say you went to the movies, and seen Freddy Krueger or what I like to call "Nightmare on Elmstreet Part 4 : The Dream Master".

You say he was so illiterate that you had to read a subtitle to him during the movie.

You know its been eating away what little brain matter I have left between my ears.

Please think of what part of the movie had subtitles. I dont remember Freddy Krueger Espanol ever comin to the states.

FUCK i spilled pickle juice all over my lap!!
 
LOL!!!!!

calling you out soklu, step up for a powning!
 
dunk said:
So you say in 1988 you went out on a date with "some guy".

You say you went to the movies, and seen Freddy Krueger or what I like to call "Nightmare on Elmstreet Part 4 : The Dream Master".

You say he was so illiterate that you had to read a subtitle to him during the movie.

You know its been eating away what little brain matter I have left between my ears.

Please think of what part of the movie had subtitles. I dont remember Freddy Krueger Espanol ever comin to the states.

FUCK i spilled pickle juice all over my lap!!
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I love pickles!! not the sweet ones though...yuck!!!
 
Lestat said:
you love the salty pickle! LOL
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Ask her what her nick name is.......




























Oh shes gonna kill me :evil:
 
Fiesty what is your nickname??? picklesucker?
 
so thats what it was??
dang i dont remember, we went with his parents to the movies and there was a part in some persons dream that freddie talked french or something, and in order for some of us to be able to understand it, they put the english translation at the bottom...and i read it to him cuz i knew he couldnt read it

um
whats so important about this?
 
SoKlueles said:
so thats what it was??
dang i dont remember, we went with his parents to the movies and there was a part in some persons dream that freddie talked french or something, and in order for some of us to be able to understand it, they put the english translation at the bottom...and i read it to him cuz i knew he couldnt read it

um
whats so important about this?
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nothing really. Be flattered. The last woman I payed so close attention to ended up getting her kitty licked.

Now i gotta rent it to find out. Its gonna be a Block Buster night.
 
dunk said:
nothing really. Be flattered. The last woman I payed so close attention to ended up getting her kitty licked.

Now i gotta rent it to find out. Its gonna be a Block Buster night.
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um ok
and why would i lie and make up a story about dating a dude tha was illiterate........damn noone could make that big of a whopper up
 
the real question is if your not lying, why sink so low as to date someone who is illeterate?

how he gunna support you? are you gunna read him all his work?
 
SoKlueles said:
um ok
and why would i lie and make up a story about dating a dude tha was illiterate........damn noone could make that big of a whopper up
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa....Who said ANYTHING about you LIEING?

"i dont know HENDRY. You may fold unda queshtinun"

p.s. you have 24 hours before we get to the bottom of this.
 
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SoKlueles said:
um ok
and why would i lie and make up a story about dating a dude tha was illiterate........damn noone could make that big of a whopper up
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how much of your life is completely made up?
 
SublimeZM said:
the real question is if your not lying, why sink so low as to date someone who is illeterate?

how he gunna support you? are you gunna read him all his work?
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:splat:

Hush before I pay you a compliment ............. ;)
 
Lestat said:
how much of your life is completely made up?
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um
actually its sad but none lol
oh and i didnt know he couldnt read till after i started dating him.......and i was like wtf?
the dude couldnt even write his name properly
 
FEISTY11975 said:
BITCH!!! You better not even go there or I am not going to be your wife anymore!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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oh come on, tell us
 
FEISTY11975 said:
BITCH!!! You better not even go there or I am not going to be your wife anymore!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Just get yo azz home and cook my supper Biatch! :chomp:
 
FEISTY11975 said:
nope, we have an iron clad contract. if she tells she dies. and anyway, its only from about...oh....12 years ago...


still not telling!!!
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does it have to do with pickles?
 
FEISTY11975 said:
nope, we have an iron clad contract. if she tells she dies. and anyway, its only from about...oh....12 years ago...


still not telling!!!
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lol

OH spill it freak :verygood:
 
FEISTY11975 said:
lets just say it has something to do with my first blowjob ever and salt!!!
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:lmao:
 
FEISTY11975 said:
lets just say it has something to do with my first blowjob ever and salt!!!
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I knew it had something to do with sucking pole...

give us the story.. its so long ago it shouldn't be so embarrasing anymore
 
hamstershaver said:
i think her whole story is made up, ive seen the movie there are no subtitles in it
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exactly.

now no to a better story, Fisty's first blowjob!
 
hamstershaver said:
im not watching that crap again
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Golf again tonight eh?
 
Lestat said:
I knew it had something to do with sucking pole...

give us the story.. its so long ago it shouldn't be so embarrasing anymore
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When I gave my 1st bj Frisly and others were asking me how it tasted cause I swallowed and I said salty. So from then on, they called me "Salty dog" then the funniest thing, when I went to Florida for my senior trip, there was a place called the salty dog. hahahaha not embarrassing, just old and useless.
 
FEISTY11975 said:
When I gave my 1st bj Frisly and others were asking me how it tasted cause I swallowed and I said salty. So from then on, they called me "Salty dog" then the funniest thing, when I went to Florida for my senior trip, there was a place called the salty dog. hahahaha not embarrassing, just old and useless.
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wow. awesome!

and i thought i liked you before. :rose:
 
FEISTY11975 said:
When I gave my 1st bj Frisly and others were asking me how it tasted cause I swallowed and I said salty. So from then on, they called me "Salty dog" then the funniest thing, when I went to Florida for my senior trip, there was a place called the salty dog. hahahaha not embarrassing, just old and useless.
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lol

thats why I loved you girl... you keet me informed back when... being i was a late bloomer :qt:


Not to mention the whole 'WHOOPS' shower thingy :worried:
 
dunk said:
lets keep this party going. do tell.
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Same night same guy and ...... hell I didn't know what she was up to... So we were at my grannys camp on the island.. the camp was set up a story for rising waters but the bottom floor is a screened in area with a bath a small outdoor kitchenette.. all of it kinda open and picnic tables.. etc.

Well... not even noticing shes gone I jump in the elevator and head down stairs to get the rest of the BBQ that was left out in the kitchenette and some clothes out of the laundry room/ bath room... whoops, walk straight in to the area where the shower is to find NO shower curtain and well Feisty here doing her deed :lmao:
 
ooof. i bet she didnt even miss a beat either.

just kept right on. like she was a diabetic tryin to suck the insulin out of that pole.
 
dunk said:
ooof. i bet she didnt even miss a beat either.

just kept right on. like she was a diabetic tryin to suck the insulin out of that pole.
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All I remember after that is saying "WHOOPS" ....... and that poor boy's face.
He was in my Sr. class.. knew him pretty good.. and yep, I'd seen 'C's' schlong........... BWAHAHAHA!

About 3 months ago I saw him at a local pub and he reconized me.. got to talking and all I could do was laugh. He knew exactly what was going through my mind :evil:
 
if he was packin heat he was prob hoping you were thinking "hmmmm, i think she's seen the goods. maybe she wants a shot at the title"

its what any man would think. trust me.
 
dunk said:
if he was packin heat he was prob hoping you were thinking "hmmmm, i think she's seen the goods. maybe she wants a shot at the title"

its what any man would think. trust me.
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well.. I don't quite even remember if the boy was packin'... clearly it couldn't have been a monster or It would have prolly stuck in my angelic little head... lol

I wasn't all that interested in penises.. LOL.. and no I didn't lick the kitty either ;)
 
lol @ Salty dog.. that is awesome.

When I was younger we'd ask a dude if he gave a chick head by saying "Did you thirsty dog it?"

Cuz when you are down there licking pussy its like a dog lapping at a water bowl.. hence, you are doing at it like a thirsty dog!
 
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