Attention puddlemonkey!

[miplank]

approx. what time do you plan on banging this bish on sunday? I plan on calling you and rooting you on via speaker phone in an attempt to break your curse.

 

[miplank]

for those that don't know, PuddleMonkey cannot cum with a female. I think he needs a deep voice in the backround to push him over the edge.

 

[SpyWizard]

I thought he got over that problem once he hung this pic in his room??

 

[miplank]

I thought he got over that problem once he hung this pic in his room??

hmmm...i'll let him confirm or deny that.

 

[Smurfy]

is this why Wendy dumped him?

 

[hurricane]

cant cum? poor guy

 

[Smurfy]

maybe if he ate some manly food (steak and potatoes) instead of fuggin soup, he might be able to ejaculate.

 

[stephen4327]

poor guy

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[puddlemonkey]

Around 10:30pm

 

[puddlemonkey]

maybe if he ate some manly food (steak and potatoes) instead of fuggin soup, he might be able to ejaculate.

I have steak n potatoes soup!

 

[shrimp poboy]

Puddle is one of those dudes who gets laid once a year and is greatful for that

 

[ortiz34]

Puddle is one of those dudes who gets laid once a year and is greatful for that

what about the female? Imagine what she's thinking after.

 

[SouthernLord]

I have steak n potatoes soup!

lol

 

[miplank]

Around 10:30pm

okay, i'm gonna call you!

 

[bigtravis]

goatsmilk?

 

[puddlemonkey]

I didn't rub one out last night, nor will I tonight. I should be good to bust Sunday night.

 

[miplank]

I didn't rub one out last night, nor will I tonight. I should be good to bust Sunday night.

I'm still calling

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'm still calling

Thanks for the warning, I'll be sure to leave my phone in the car.

 

[miplank]

Thanks for the warning, I'll be sure to leave my phone in the car.

all 3 of them?

 

[puddlemonkey]

all 3 of them?

No dumbass, I'm only taking the one phone with me. I don't tell the girls I have 3 different phones, that'll only make them suspicious!

 

[miplank]

No dumbass, I'm only taking the one phone with me. I don't tell the girls I have 3 different phones, that'll only make them suspicious!

you spelled retarded wrong.

 

[empirebuilder]

A prostate massager refers to set of commercially available instruments used anally, designed to massage the prostate gland, mainly for sexual purposes.

 

[nangiggles]

dont compulsively use your "gag" FL and you´ll be fine